Jon Quotes

"When enough people make false promises, word...

"When enough people make false promises, words stop meaning anything. Then there are no more answers - only better and better lies." - Jon Snow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10
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"Don't judge a man by where ...

"Don't judge a man by where he is, because you don't know how far he has come." β€” Jon Moxley
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30
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β€œIf you don't stick to your values ...

β€œIf you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies.” ― Jon Stewart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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How much blow can Charlie ...

How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men. ...Jon Lovitz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04
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β€œEvil is relatively...

β€œEvil is relatively rare; ignorance is epidemic.” ― Jon Stewart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16
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β€œReligion. It's given peo...

β€œReligion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.” ― Jon Stewart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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A quote which is prevalent to #teamtrees: β€œThe reason I don’t worry about society is,...

A quote which is prevalent to #teamtrees: β€œThe reason I don’t worry about society is, nineteen people knocked down two buildings and killed thousands. Hundreds of people ran into those buildings to save them. I’ll take those odds every fucking day.” ― Jon Stewart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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by me Jon Brown , The answer to life is quite simple ! Live , learn and share in hopes that the f...

by me Jon Brown , The answer to life is quite simple ! Live , learn and share in hopes that the future can learn from past mistakes to help build a better society for tomorrow ! In the end we’re all created equal as fellow people, but also never to forget the past that paved the road to the future!
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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β€œYou don’t have to reinvent the wheel; y...

β€œYou don’t have to reinvent the wheel; you just need to share your unique perspective on why the wheel is important.” - Jon Ball
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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"Kill the boy, Jon Snow. Winter is almos...

"Kill the boy, Jon Snow. Winter is almost upon us. Kill the boy and let the man be born." β€” Maester Aemon, A Dance With Dragons
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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"Twitter is basica...

"Twitter is basically a mutual approval machine" -Jon Ronson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09
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β€œYou can’t stop the w...

β€œYou can’t stop the waves, but you can learn to surf.” β€” Jon Kabat-Zinn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21
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"When enough people make false promises, words stop me...

"When enough people make false promises, words stop meaning anything and there are no more answers only more and more lies. Lies won't help us in this fight." -Jon Snow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18
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β€œLove what you do. Get good at it. Competenc...

β€œLove what you do. Get good at it. Competence is a rare commodity in this day and age. And let the chips fall where they may.” ― Jon Stewart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11
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"You can't stop the w...

"You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf." - Jon Kabat-Zinn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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β€œThe reason I don’t worry about society is, nineteen people knocked dow...

β€œThe reason I don’t worry about society is, nineteen people knocked down two buildings and killed thousands. Hundreds of people ran into those buildings to save them. I’ll take those odds every f*cking day.” ― Jon Stewart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12
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You can not stop the ...

You can not stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. ― Jon Kabat-Zinn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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β€œYou can't stop the w...

β€œYou can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf.” ― Jon Kabat-Zinn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11
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"He needed his solitude at times, but he wasn't a hermit. He did a ...

"He needed his solitude at times, but he wasn't a hermit. He did a lot of socializing. Sometimes I think it was like he was storing up company for the times when he knew nobody would be around." - Jon Krakauer
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15
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Sometimes the best way to...

Sometimes the best way to get through today is to forget about yesterday -Jon Dixon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08
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β€œThe reason I don’t worry about society is, nineteen people knocked dow...

β€œThe reason I don’t worry about society is, nineteen people knocked down two buildings and killed thousands. Hundreds of people ran into those buildings to save them. I’ll take those odds every fucking day.” ― Jon Stewart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18
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"If you don't stick to your values ...

"If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they're hobbies." Jon Stewart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30
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Sometimes life has it...

Sometimes life has its way with you when you least expect it. Jon Hamm
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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"Sometimes a little heartbreak is...

"Sometimes a little heartbreak is a lesson, and the best thing to do is just learn the lesson" ~ Jon Voight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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"Al Qaeda, all those guys, ISIS. They're not s...

"Al Qaeda, all those guys, ISIS. They're not shit compared to the damage that we can apparently do to ourselves on a regular basis." -Jon Stewart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19
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"Why is it that when you take advantage of a tax break for a corpor...

"Why is it that when you take advantage of a tax break for a corporation you are a good business person but when you take advantage of something that you need to not be hungry you're a moocher" - Jon Stewart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24
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Sometimes life has it...

Sometimes life has its way with you when you least expect it. Jon Hamm
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02
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"Don’t get too comfortable with who you are ...

"Don’t get too comfortable with who you are at any given time – you may miss the opportunity to become who you want to be." - Jon Bon Jovi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16
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All along I thought I was learning how to take. How ...

All along I thought I was learning how to take. How to bend not how to break. How to live not how to cry. But really I've been learning how to die." - Jon Foreman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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β€œDon't compare your ...

β€œDon't compare your beginning to someone else's middle.” Jon Acuff
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11
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I’m not afraid of werewolves or vampires or hau...

I’m not afraid of werewolves or vampires or haunted hotels, I’m afraid of what real human beings do to other real human beings. Walter Jon Williams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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I had this deep, deep feeling that nobody would ever love me if I l...

I had this deep, deep feeling that nobody would ever love me if I left the religion... and also feeling like nobody would ever love me if I stayed because deep down I didn't believe. /user/Jon-Norelation-Wayne
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22
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"It is easy to believe we a...

"It is easy to believe we are each waves and forget we are also the ocean." - Jon J. Muth
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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"You have confused a war on re...

"You have confused a war on religion with not always getting everything you want." - Jon Stewart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26
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"Miracles happen everyday, change your...

"Miracles happen everyday, change your perception of what a miracle is and you'll see them all around you." - Jon Bon Jovi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08
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β€œDon't compare your ...

β€œDon't compare your beginning to someone else's middle.” Jon Acuff
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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You've been a great gift to the co...

You've been a great gift to the country. - Barack Obama's last words to Jon Stewart as host of the Daily Show.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23
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"If comedy is tragedy plus time, I need more f...

"If comedy is tragedy plus time, I need more fucking time. But I would really settle for less fucking tragedy to be honest with you' Jon Stewart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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In general, an implementation must be co...

In general, an implementation must be conservative in its sending behavior, and liberal in its receiving behavior. - Jon Postel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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"Perhaps maybe people would be more for preventing Global Warming if we...

"Perhaps maybe people would be more for preventing Global Warming if we referred to it as 'Taking a Stand for Preserving Traditional Sea Levels'" -- Jon Stewart (6/25/15), exposing a contradictory and pandering Jeb Bush
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26
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"If you would stress kindness, first and foremost your goal is to ensure ...

"If you would stress kindness, first and foremost your goal is to ensure people actually can be kind. Secondly, learn how to fight. The second goal is so you can handle folks who pay no heed to the first goal." ~ Jon Stew Art
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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"Corporations are people, w...

"Corporations are people, we've learned, but generally they're sociopaths." -Jon Stewart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02
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Why is it if you take advantage of a tax break you’re a...

Why is it if you take advantage of a tax break you’re a smart businessman, but if you take advantage of something you need to not be hungry, you’re a moocher?" β€” Jon Stewart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18
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"Sex is a grand produc...

"Sex is a grand production, but I'm bored with that as well." -Jon Foreman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30
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"Success is falling...

"Success is falling nine times and getting up ten." Jon Bon Jovi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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"Let me give the kids just a little help Tell 'em money is not th...

"Let me give the kids just a little help Tell 'em money is not the key to wealth Cause if it can stop the pain How the fuck did you explain the bunch of millionaires that killed themselves?" -Jon Bellion
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 21
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"Does justice ever find you? Do the wi...

"Does justice ever find you? Do the wicked never lose? Is there any honest song to sing besides the blues?" - Jon Foreman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29
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"It's not always necess...

"It's not always necessary to be strong, but to feel strong." β€” Jon Krakauer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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"The great thing about social media is that it gave voice to ...

"The great thing about social media is that it gave voice to voiceless people,but now we're creating a surveillance society where the smartest way to survive is being voiceless."- Jon Ronson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04
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I believe I'm here for a rea...

I believe I'm here for a reason, and my purpose is greater than my challenges - Jon Gordon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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β€Ž"Too big to fail, TBTF Jon, ...

β€Ž"Too big to fail, TBTF Jon, it's the rich mans YOLO" - John Hodgman, The Daily Show 28/02/2013
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28
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Failure is a b...

Failure is a bruise, not a tattoo. - Jon Sinclair
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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β€œDon't compare your ...

β€œDon't compare your beginning to someone else's middle" - Jon Acuff
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11
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β€œFriends are the fruitcake of ...

β€œFriends are the fruitcake of life - some nutty, some soaked in alcohol, some sweet.” -Jon Ronson
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23
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"Nobody says, hey men should not drink. It's all about women must dress...

"Nobody says, hey men should not drink. It's all about women must dress differently, women must walk differently, women must drink differently. Why are we not able to hold men to account for this behavior?" - Jon Stewart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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"It's harder to eat m...

"It's harder to eat meat when you know the animal's name." -Jon Stewart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08
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β€œI read somewhere... how important it is in life...

β€œI read somewhere... how important it is in life not necessarily to be strong, but to feel strong... to measure yourself at least once.”--- Jon Krakauer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27
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"It is easy, when you are young, to believe that what you desire ...

"It is easy, when you are young, to believe that what you desire is no less than what you deserve, to assume that if you want something badly enough, it is your God-given right to have it." -Jon Krakauer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03
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"A racist mind is a racist kind. You, you take that to sleep with you tonight cause I know, it's n...

"A racist mind is a racist kind. You, you take that to sleep with you tonight cause I know, it's not gonna change hearts and minds in a day. You don't give a man a peanut, expect him to have a farm the next day. But it's aright. It's alright. One day, we will all be equal on this earth."- Jon Jafari
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01
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"Why can't they have gay people in the army? Persona...

"Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, 'Who'd you call a faggot?'" - Jon Stewart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26
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β€œPeople don't get it. He didn't even have a fuckin' map; what kind of idiot? TH...

β€œPeople don't get it. He didn't even have a fuckin' map; what kind of idiot? THAT was the point. There's no blank spots on the map anymore, anywhere on earth. If you want a blank spot on the map, you gotta leave the map behind.” ― Jon Krakauer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09
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"You Know ...

"You Know Nothing Jon Snow" - Ygritte
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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"There were many, many fine reasons not to go, but attempting to climb Mt. Everest is an intrin...

"There were many, many fine reasons not to go, but attempting to climb Mt. Everest is an intrinsically irrational act β€” a triumph of desire over sensibility. Any person who would seriously consider it is almost by definition beyond the sway of reasoned argument." β€” Jon Krakauer, Into Thin Air
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11
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'Who would have thought the key to Germ...

'Who would have thought the key to German domination of Europe would be an international banking conspiracy?' - Jon Stewart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03
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"You should mention that to your previous sentence." - Jon Stewart, referring ...

"You should mention that to your previous sentence." - Jon Stewart, referring to Senator McCain's statement, "Senator Obama and his allies in Congress infused unnecessary partisanship into the process. Now is not the time to fix the blame."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28
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