Jokes Quotes

I don't make jokes. I jus...

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. -Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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"You can't take yourself seriously. I learned that being a straight man. Th...

"You can't take yourself seriously. I learned that being a straight man. That's what I do on Just a Minute - laugh at myself and they make jokes at my expense. But that's what life's about, isn't it? Having fun." - Nicholas Parsons
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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"So let's go out with a bang. Let's have a laugh at your expe...

"So let's go out with a bang. Let's have a laugh at your expense, shall we. Remember, they're just jokes, we're all gonna die soon and there's no sequel." -Ricky Gervais, Golden Globes 2020
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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"People ask β€œwhy do you make jokes when you should be tweeting about politics?” Because politics ...

"People ask β€œwhy do you make jokes when you should be tweeting about politics?” Because politics isn’t everything; because we’re not obligated to binge the world’s horrors; because we’re allowed to enjoy our books or our coffee or whatever things bring us hope and happiness." - The Library Haunter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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"The problem with poli...

"The problem with political jokes is they get elected." β€” Henry Cate VII
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22
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"Everybody tells jok...

"Everybody tells jokes, but we still need comedians." β€” Jimmy Wales
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23
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"Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some ...

"Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing." Carol Burnett
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30
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All jo...

All jokes root from truth
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07
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"The best ideas come as joke...

"The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible." β€” David M. Ogilvy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05
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"I used to have a book ful...

"I used to have a book full of minimalism jokes, but I got rid of it." – Joshua Becker
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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"Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...

"Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always rises from some emotional threat. The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful." β€” Kurt Vonnegut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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β€œA comedian can only make fu...

β€œA comedian can only make fun till someone is laughing at his jokes.” ― Krishnendu Pramanick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09
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"Smile to life,even when it...

"Smile to life,even when its jokes are in bad taste and demand cheers" (William Ventura)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24
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