Johnson Quotes

"Wine makes a man more pleased with h...

"Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others." โ€” Samuel Johnson
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"A man may be so much of e...

"A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything." โ€” Samuel Johnson
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"To marry a second time rep...

"To marry a second time represents the triumph of hope over experience" - Samuel Johnson
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"Liberty is, to the lowest rank of ev...

"Liberty is, to the lowest rank of every nation, little more than the choice of working or starving." - Samuel Johnson
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โ€œWhen you sit down to a breakfast of ...

โ€œWhen you sit down to a breakfast of bacon and eggs, the chicken is involved. The bacon is committed.โ€ -Junior Johnson
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โ€œThe difference between ord...

โ€œThe difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.โ€ - Jimmy Johnson
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Patriotism is the ...

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel :- Samuel Johnson
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"If two men agree on everything, y...

"If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking." โ€” Lyndon B. Johnson
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โ€œGreat works are performe...

โ€œGreat works are performed not by strength but by perseverance.โ€ - Samuel Johnson
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"It ain't the 99% who's not putting ...

"It ain't the 99% who's not putting in the relentless hard work I care about. It's the 1% who is." - Dwayne Johnson
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"It's nice to be importan...

"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice." - Dwayne Johnson
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"Integrity without knowledge is weak and...

"Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful." โ€” Samuel Johnson
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โ€œWhen life gives you lemons, donโ€™t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! ...

โ€œWhen life gives you lemons, donโ€™t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I donโ€™t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see lifeโ€™s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! โ€”Cave Johnson
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"In Dr. Johnsonโ€™s famous dictionary patriotism is defined as the last...

"In Dr. Johnsonโ€™s famous dictionary patriotism is defined as the last resort of a scoundrel. With all due respect to an enlightened but inferior lexicographer I beg to submit that it is the first." --Ambrose Bierce
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"I found that with depression, one of th...

"I found that with depression, one of the most important things you could realise is that you're not alone." - Dwayne Johnson.
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"Yesterday is not ours to re...

"Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose." - Lyndon B. Johnson
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โ€œPeople need to be reminded...

โ€œPeople need to be reminded more often than they need to be instructedโ€ - Samuel Johnson
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"My dear friend, ...

"My dear friend, clear your mind of cant." - Samuel Johnson
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"Yesterday is not ours to re...

"Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose." -Lyndon B. Johnson
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โ€œAlmost every man wastes part of his ...

โ€œAlmost every man wastes part of his life attempting to display qualities which he doesn't possess.โ€ โ€• Samuel Johnson
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''If I am shot at, I want...

''If I am shot at, I want no man to be in the way of the bullet.'' - Andrew Johnson
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โ€œPrejudice, not being found...

โ€œPrejudice, not being founded on reason, cannot be removed by argument.โ€ โ€• Samuel Johnson
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It is more from carelessness about truth t...

It is more from carelessness about truth than from intentional lying, that there is so much falsehood in the world. โ€“ Samuel Johnson
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"Men are generally idle, and ready to satisfy themsel...

"Men are generally idle, and ready to satisfy themselves, and intimidate the industry of others, by calling that impossible which is only difficult." โ€” Samuel Johnson
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โ€œHuman life is everywhere a state ...

โ€œHuman life is everywhere a state in which much is to be endured and little to be enjoyed.โ€ --Samuel Johnson
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These are the stakes: To make a world in which all of G...

These are the stakes: To make a world in which all of God's children can live, or to go into the dark. We must either love each other, or we must die. -Lyndon B Johnson 1964
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โ€œHe who makes a beast of hi...

โ€œHe who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.โ€ โ€• Samuel Johnson
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"Blood, sweat, and respect. ...

"Blood, sweat, and respect. First two you give. Last one you earn" Dwayne Johnson (The Rock)
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"Patriotism is the ...

"Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel." โ€” Samuel Johnson
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"A man may be so much of e...

"A man may be so much of everything that he is nothing of anything." โ€” Samuel Johnson
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"Success isn't always about greatness. It's ...

"Success isn't always about greatness. It's about consistency. Consistent hard work leads to success. Greatness will come." -Dwayne Johnson
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"The true measure of a man is ho...

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.โ€ โ€” Samuel Johnson
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In bed we laugh, in bed we cry. And born in...

In bed we laugh, in bed we cry. And born in bed, in bed we die; The near approach a bed may show of huan bliss to human woe. -- Johnson
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"On the other side o...

"On the other side of your pain is something good."โ€” Dwayne Johnson
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"As I know more of mankind I expect less of the...

"As I know more of mankind I expect less of them, and am ready now to call a man a good man upon easier terms than I was formerly." โ€” Samuel Johnson
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Success isn't overnight. Its whe...

Success isn't overnight. Its when everyday you get a little better than the day before. - Dwayne Johnson
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Getting your ass ki...

Getting your ass kicked is a good thing. -Dwayne The Rock Johnson
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"If two men agree on everything, y...

"If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking." โ€” Lyndon B. Johnson
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โ€œHe who makes a beast of hi...

โ€œHe who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.โ€ โ€• Samuel Johnson
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Don't let you...

Don't let your Dreams be Dreams -- Jack Johnson
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"The true measure of a man is ho...

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." โ€” Samuel Johnson
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"A fishing rod is a stick wi...

"A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other." โ€” Samuel Johnson
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"Integrity without knowledge is weak and...

"Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful." โ€” Samuel Johnson
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โ€œEverybody thinks that everybody knows about everybod...

โ€œEverybody thinks that everybody knows about everybody else, but nobody knows anything about themselves because theyโ€™re all worried about everybody elseโ€ -Jack Johnson
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โ€˜Great works are performe...

โ€˜Great works are performed not by strength, but by perseverance.โ€™ Samuel Johnson.
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If you can convince the lowest white man heโ€™s better than the best col...

If you can convince the lowest white man heโ€™s better than the best colored man, he wonโ€™t notice youโ€™re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and heโ€™ll empty his pockets for you. - Lyndon Johnson
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"Men are generally idle, and ready to satisfy themsel...

"Men are generally idle, and ready to satisfy themselves, and intimidate the industry of others, by calling that impossible which is only difficult." โ€” Samuel Johnson
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"If future generations are to remember us with gratitude rather than contempt, we must...

"If future generations are to remember us with gratitude rather than contempt, we must leave them more than the miracles of technology. We must leave them a glimpse of the world as it was in the beginning, not just after we got through with it." - Lyndon B. Johnson
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"A cucumber should be well-sliced...

"A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out." โ€” Samuel Johnson
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"Almost all absurdity of conduct a...

"Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble." โ€” Samuel Johnson
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โ€œIt is better to lock up your heart with a merciles...

โ€œIt is better to lock up your heart with a merciless padlock, than to fall in love with someone who doesn't know what they mean to you.โ€ โ€• Michael Bassey Johnson
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"You do not examine legislation in the light of the benefits it will con...

"You do not examine legislation in the light of the benefits it will convey if properly administered, but in the light of the wrongs it would do and the harms it would cause if improperly administered."---Lyndon B. Johnson
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โ€œIn 1977 I had 7 bucks in my pocket ...

โ€œIn 1977 I had 7 bucks in my pocket and knew two things: Iโ€™m broke as hell and one day I wonโ€™t beโ€ - Dwayne Johnson
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"Be not too hasty to trust or to admire the...

"Be not too hasty to trust or to admire the teachers of morality: they discourse like angels, but they live like men." โ€• Samuel Johnson
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"If one morning I walked on top of the water acro...

"If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim"." โ€” Lyndon B. Johnson
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"People need to be reminded...

"People need to be reminded more often than they need to be instructed." โ€” Samuel Johnson
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โ€œI hate mankind, for I think mys...

โ€œI hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.โ€ โ€• Samuel Johnson
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โ€œThe chains of habit are too wea...

โ€œThe chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to be broken.โ€ โ€” Samuel Johnson
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"What is written without e...

"What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure." โ€” Samuel Johnson
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โ€œYesterday is not ours to re...

โ€œYesterday is not ours to recover. but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.โ€ ~ Lyndon B. Johnson
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"Always and never are two wo...

"Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use." - Wendell Johnson
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"There will always be a part, and always a very large part of every community, that ...

"There will always be a part, and always a very large part of every community, that have no care but for themselves, and whose care for themselves reaches little further than impatience of immediate pain, and eagerness for the nearest good." โ€” Samuel Johnson
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"we always gotta do our best to really pay attention when p...

"we always gotta do our best to really pay attention when people are in pain. Help โ€˜em thru it, get โ€˜em talkinโ€™ about the struggle and remind โ€˜em that theyโ€™re not alone." Dwayne Johnson
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โ€œWhen thinking about life, remember this: No a...

โ€œWhen thinking about life, remember this: No amount of guilt can solve the past & no amount of anxiety can change the future.โ€ โ€”Dani Johnson
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"Any jackass can kick down a b...

"Any jackass can kick down a barn but it takes a good carpenter to build one" -Lyndon B. Johnson
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"Patriotism is the ...

"Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel." - Samuel Johnson
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Someone who smiles too much with yo...

Someone who smiles too much with you can sometime frown too much with you at your back. --Michael Bassey Johnson
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"Don't pretend to be what you're not, instead, pr...

"Don't pretend to be what you're not, instead, pretend to what you want to be, it is not pretense, it is a journey to self realization." - Michael Johnson
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"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best col...

"If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you." -Lyndon B. Johnson
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If future generations are to remember us with gratitude rather than contempt, we must leav...

If future generations are to remember us with gratitude rather than contempt, we must leave them something more than the miracles of technology. We must leave them with a glimpse of the world as it was in the beginning, not just after we got through with it. ~Lyndon B. Johnson
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Never allow life to make y...

Never allow life to make you forget why you started in the first place-[Inky Johnson]
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"Dear Humanity: We regret being alien bastards. We regret co...

"Dear Humanity: We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret the corps. just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!" - Sergeant Avery Johnson (Halo 2)
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โ€œHell is paved with good intenti...

โ€œHell is paved with good intentions.โ€ โ€” Samuel Johnson, John Ray, Saint Bernard of Clairvaux and others
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"One of the most important t...

"One of the most important things you can accomplish is just being yourself."-Dwayne Johnson
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"All theory is against fre...

"All theory is against freedom of the will; all experience for it." - Samuel Johnson
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All the success begin wi...

All the success begin with self-discipline. It starts with you โ€“ Dwayne Johnson
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โ€œLifeโ€™s challenges are not supposed to pa...

โ€œLifeโ€™s challenges are not supposed to paralyze you; theyโ€™re supposed to help you discover who you are.โ€ ~ Bernice Johnson Reagon
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"He who makes a beast out o...

"He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" ~Samuel Johnson
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"It matters not how a man dies, but how he...

"It matters not how a man dies, but how he lives. The act of dying is not of importance, it lasts so short a time." - Samuel Johnson
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"Thereโ€™s winning and thereโ€™s losing, and in life y...

"Thereโ€™s winning and thereโ€™s losing, and in life you have to know they both will happen. But whatโ€™s never been acceptable to me is quitting." - Magic Johnson
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"Success isnโ€™t overnight. Itโ€™s when eve...

"Success isnโ€™t overnight. Itโ€™s when everyday you get a little better than the day before. It all adds up." โ€” Dwayne Johnson
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"He who makes a beast of hi...

"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man." -- Samuel Johnson
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Patriotism is the ...

Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel. Samuel Johnson
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"The true measure of a man is ho...

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." Samuel Johnson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 28
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Couldn't pour piss out of a bo...

Couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel. - Lyndon B Johnson
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