Johnny carson Quotes

"I was so naive as a kid I ...

"I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing." β€” Johnny Carson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24
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"If life was fair, Elvis would...

"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead." β€” Johnny Carson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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People will pay more...

People will pay more to be entertained than educated - Johnny Carson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03
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β€œThe only thing money gives ...

β€œThe only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.” ― Johnny Carson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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"I was so naive as a kid I ...

"I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing." β€” Johnny Carson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18
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"For three days after death hair a...

"For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off." β€” Johnny Carson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20
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"Democracy means that anyone can grow up...

"Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president." β€” Johnny Carson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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"I was so naive as a kid I ...

"I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing." β€” Johnny Carson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thou...

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year-and then discover once a year is way too often--Johnny Carson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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Mail your packages early so t...

Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. Johnny Carson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinkin...

"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself." -Johnny Carson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28
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