John cleese Quotes

"A man will give up a...

"A man will give up almost anything except his suffering." โ€”John Cleese
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On hunters: โ€œThe excitement they experience when they mur...

On hunters: โ€œThe excitement they experience when they murder an unarmed animal is entirely due to their deep feelings of inadequacy and impotence in ordinary life.โ€ - John Cleese
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"If you are not over her in twenty minutes with my ...

"If you are not over her in twenty minutes with my door I will come over there and insert a large garden gnome in you. Good day." - John Cleese as Basil Fawlty
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โ€œIt is not fair and is ...

โ€œIt is not fair and is therefore NOT deserving of my respectโ€ - John Cleese
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โ€œThe sad thing about true stup...

โ€œThe sad thing about true stupidity is that you can do absolutely nothing about it.โ€ โ€• John Cleese
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"Itโ€™s easier to do trivial things that are urgent than it is to do important thin...

"Itโ€™s easier to do trivial things that are urgent than it is to do important things that are not urgent, like thinking. And itโ€™s also easier to do little things we know we can do than to start on big things that weโ€™re not so sure about.โ€ โ€• John Cleese
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โ€œNothing will stop you being cre...

โ€œNothing will stop you being creative more effectively as the fear of making a mistake.โ€ โ€• John Cleese
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"I find it rather easy to portray a busi...

"I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me." โ€” John Cleese
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"The self important, always know at some level of their consciousness that their egotism is going...

"The self important, always know at some level of their consciousness that their egotism is going to be punctured by humour. That's why they see it as a threat, and so dishonestly, pretend that their deficiency makes their views more substantial, when it only makes them feel bigger" - John Cleese
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 20
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"I find it rather easy to portray a busi...

"I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me." โ€” John Cleese
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 09
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"We donโ€™t know where we get our ideas...

"We donโ€™t know where we get our ideas from. What we do know is that we do not get them from our laptops." โ€“ John Cleese
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"I think the problem with people like th...

"I think the problem with people like this is that they are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are." - John Cleese
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