Joe Quotes

"The light that burns twice as ...

"The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long" - Eldon Tyrell ( Joe Turkel, Blade Runner)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18
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β€œThey emit more carbon i...

β€œThey emit more carbon in one year that we emit in one year per year’ -Joe Biden
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16
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"Being a vegan and eating fake chic...

"Being a vegan and eating fake chicken is like being a pediatrician who likes to kick rubber babies." - Joe Rogan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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β€œMy father says almost the whole world's asleep. Everybody you know, everybody...

β€œMy father says almost the whole world's asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says only a few people are awake. And they live in a state of constant total amazement.” - Patricia, Joe vs. The Volcano (1990)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16
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β€œIt’s only when your worst fears c...

β€œIt’s only when your worst fears come true that you get to find out how strong you really are” - Joe Swanson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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β€œSuccess without honor is an unseaso...

β€œSuccess without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won’t taste good.” β€” Joe Paterno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05
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β€œA goal should scare ...

β€œA goal should scare you a little and excite you a lot.” β€” Joe Vitale
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Lo...

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. ...Muhammad Ali
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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β€œWas there any human urge more piti...

β€œWas there any human urge more pitiful β€” or more intense β€” than wanting another chance at something?” - Joe Hill
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13
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"Just because you memorize t...

"Just because you memorize things and pass a test, it doesn't make you smart". β€” Joe Rogan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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"You have to know where y...

"You have to know where you came from to know where you must go" - Cotton Eye Joe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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β€˜Things aren't what they used to be' is the rallying cry of small minds. Whe...

β€˜Things aren't what they used to be' is the rallying cry of small minds. When men say things used to be better, they invariably mean they were better for them, because they were young, and had all their hopes intact. - Joe Abercrombie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03
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β€œThe greatest sin ...

β€œThe greatest sin of all is the abuse of power.” β€” Joe Biden
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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β€œThe truth will set yo...

β€œThe truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.” ― Joe Klaas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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"If we're so tiny in this big universe, if y...

"If we're so tiny in this big universe, if you could find one person who cares about you, why would you want to disappoint them?" - Joe Pera
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05
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"Vote f...

"Vote for Trump" - Joe Biden
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26
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"Water is wet, the sky is blue, and old...

"Water is wet, the sky is blue, and old Satan Claus, Jimmy, he's out there and he's just gettin' stronger." - Joe Hallenbeck
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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"We dream in color, but see in b...

"We dream in color, but see in black and white." β€” Joe Taylor, singing "True Contrite" by Knuckle Puck
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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"If we're so tiny and insignificant, and you're able ...

"If we're so tiny and insignificant, and you're able to find one person in the whole universe who cares about you, why would you want to disappoint them?" - Joe Pera
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 02
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"I don't have any other ...

"I don't have any other message than don't forget you are alive" -Joe Strummer.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30
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"The only normal people...

"The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well." β€” Joe Ancis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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"Nobody in the game of football shoul...

"Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein." β€” Joe Theismann
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03
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"It is possible to feel so much hate, that...

"It is possible to feel so much hate, that you stop feeling it at all. Like a Fish not knowing it's in water" β€” G.I. Joe: Retaliation
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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"Listen, people, I don’t know how you exp...

"Listen, people, I don’t know how you expect to ever stop the war if you can’t sing any better than that." ---Country Joe McDonald
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30
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'POOR KIDS ARE ...

'POOR KIDS ARE JUST AS SMART AS WHITE KIDS' Joe Biden
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18
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β€œIf a task is once begun, never leave it ...

β€œIf a task is once begun, never leave it 'till it's done. Be the labor great or small, do it well or not at all.”- Joe Louis's mom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27
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"If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd s...

"If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging." β€” Joe Martin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30
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"He can run but he can...

"He can run but he can't hide" Joe Louis before his fight with Billy Conn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27
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"The ultimate expre...

"The ultimate expression of power is self control" - Joe Duncan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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β€œSomeone else’s succe...

β€œSomeone else’s success does not equal a failure for you.” - Joe Rogan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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"The elevator to success is out of...

"The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time." - Joe Girard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29
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"Perhaps when you have faced as many disappointments and suffered as many betrayals as I, you wil...

"Perhaps when you have faced as many disappointments and suffered as many betrayals as I, you will see it - there is no principle beyond the selfish, and men are animals. Conscience is a burden we choose to bear. Morality is the lie we tell ourselves to make its bearing easier." -- Joe Abercrombie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26
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"Prayer is arrogance. The hope of a man to chang...

"Prayer is arrogance. The hope of a man to change the will of God. But God's plan is set and His words already spoken." -- Joe Abercrombie, Red Country
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19
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"Innocence ain't all it's cracked up to be, you know. I...

"Innocence ain't all it's cracked up to be, you know. Innocent little kids rip the wings off flies, because they don't know any better. That's innocence." - Joe Hill, NOS4A2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16
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'Don't tell me what you value,...

'Don't tell me what you value, show me your budget, and I'll tell you what you value.' -Joe Biden
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09
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"There's nothing to match curling up w...

"There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house." ~ Joe Ryan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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"Aspire to be the person you pretend to be to be whe...

"Aspire to be the person you pretend to be to be when your trying to get laid...if you can be that person all the time you will have a much better life" -Joe Rogan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31
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"If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd s...

"If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging." β€” Joe Martin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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"Treat everyone like...

"Treat everyone like they're you, living another life" - Joe Rogan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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"When God means to punish a man, he s...

"When God means to punish a man, he sends him stupid friends, and clever enemies." -- Joe Abercombie, Best Served Cold
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06
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"There was a time in this country, a long time ago, when reading wasn't just for fags and ne...

"There was a time in this country, a long time ago, when reading wasn't just for fags and neither was writing. People wrote books and movies, movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again!" -President Joe Bowers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31
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"Mercy and cowardice ...

"Mercy and cowardice are the same." -- Joe Abercombie, Best Served Cold
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13
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The future...

The future is unwritten. Joe Strummer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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"This country has a mental health problem d...

"This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem." - Joe Rogan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15
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"Nobody in the game of football shoul...

"Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein." β€” Joe Theismann
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30
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"When you are around happy, inspirational people that are successful, it makes you feel be...

"When you are around happy, inspirational people that are successful, it makes you feel better. And if you act on that inspiration, your life will be more fulfilled. It's not just inspirational in terms of financial success, but in terms of doing difficult things." - Joe Rogan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06
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"When a man's got money in his...

"When a man's got money in his pocket he begins to appreciate peace." - Joe (A Fistful of Dollars)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25
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"Don't forget you're alive. 'Cause sometimes when you walk around the city and you're in a bad moo...

"Don't forget you're alive. 'Cause sometimes when you walk around the city and you're in a bad mood, you can think, hey, wait a minute, we're alive! We don't know what the next second will bring and what a fantastic thing this is. This can get easily forgotten in the routine of life." - Joe Strummer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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"To be brave among friends was nothing. To have ...

"To be brave among friends was nothing. To have the world against you and pick your path regardless - there is courage." -- Joe Abercrombie, Red Country
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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"The truth will set yo...

"The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off" - Joe Klaas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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It can get away from y...

It can get away from you, but anything can get away from you. - Joe Rogan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23
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β€œWe define ourselves far too often by our past failures. That’s not you. You are this pers...

β€œWe define ourselves far too often by our past failures. That’s not you. You are this person right now. You’re the person who has learned from those failures. Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.” – Joe Rogan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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"The good get nothing extra. When they die they turn to shit like the rest o...

"The good get nothing extra. When they die they turn to shit like the rest of us. You have to keep your eyes ahead, always ahead, fight one battle at a time. You can't hesitate, no matter the cost..." -- Joe Abercombie, Best Served Cold
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12
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"The kind of news day where ...

"The kind of news day where "barbra streisand cloned a dog" barely registers." Joe Berkowitz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 01
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Greatness and madness are ne...

Greatness and madness are next door neighbors and they borrow each other's sugar. -Joe Rogan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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"It's very difficult to say why conspiracies fall apart, but they always...

"It's very difficult to say why conspiracies fall apart, but they always do. Somebody always comes forward. What's more important to you, your loyalty to your friend, or your own life?" -Lt. Joe Kenda, Homicide Hunter S6 E19
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16
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β€œGood design is obvi...

β€œGood design is obvious. Great design is transparent.” – Joe Sparano
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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β€œThe world gives to t...

β€œThe world gives to the givers and takes from the takers.” β€” Joe Polish
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12
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"Life is short and there will ...

"Life is short and there will always be dirty dishes, so let's dance." β€” James Howe (Totally Joe)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09
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"I want to live my life in a way that, if I...

"I want to live my life in a way that, if I were not me, and I saw that behaviour, it would inspire me to be a better person." -Joe Rogan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03
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"Making Mistakes Is A Lot...

"Making Mistakes Is A Lot Better Than Not Doing Anything." - Billie Joe Armstrong
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19
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The elevator to success is out of ...

The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs . . . one step at a time. - Joe Girard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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"If you want to be on time, y...

"If you want to be on time, you must be early" -- Joe (a cab driver in Boston that I rode with)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07
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β€œYour frontal cor...

β€œYour frontal cortex isn’t even developed yet.” -Joe Rogan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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"Believe deep down in your ...

"Believe deep down in your heart that you're destined to do great things." - Joe Paterno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25
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A goal should scare ...

A goal should scare you a little, and excite you a lot. - Joe Vitale
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know. Ev...

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know. Everybody you see. Everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement." -Joe Versus the Volcano
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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.same the not ...

.same the not are fun and Love ~Joe Hill, NOS4A2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10
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"Don't listen to the cynics. They ...

"Don't listen to the cynics. They were wrong about my generation and they were wrong about yours." - Joe Biden
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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β€œMy body? Oh, if I could choose I would to ashes it reduce, And le...

β€œMy body? Oh, if I could choose I would to ashes it reduce, And let the merry breezes blow, My dust to where some flowers grow. Perhaps some fading flower then Would come to life and bloom again.” - Joe Hil
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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