Jimmy Quotes

β€œThe measure of a society is found...

β€œThe measure of a society is found in how they treat their weakest and most helpless citizens" - Jimmy Carter
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β€œChina has not wasted a single penny ...

β€œChina has not wasted a single penny on war, and that’s why they’re ahead of us. In almost every way.” -- Jimmy Carter
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Hey, the world is a rich tapestry my fr...

Hey, the world is a rich tapestry my friends. But trust me on this...you don't want to see it. - Saul Goodman (Jimmy McGill)
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β€œThe difference between ord...

β€œThe difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.” - Jimmy Johnson
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I'm attracted by the...

I'm attracted by the unknown, but I take precautions. ...Jimmy Page
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"It's actually easy to tel...

"It's actually easy to tell if your house is haunted: It isn't. Grow up." β€” Jimmy Carr
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β€œIf you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full d...

β€œIf you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special.” ~ Jimmy Valvano
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If you fear making anyone mad, then you ...

If you fear making anyone mad, then you ultimately probe for the lowest common denominator of human achievement. - Jimmy Carter
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My wife has a slight impediment ...

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. ...Jimmy Durante
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"Water is wet, the sky is blue, and old...

"Water is wet, the sky is blue, and old Satan Claus, Jimmy, he's out there and he's just gettin' stronger." - Joe Hallenbeck
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"Everybody tells jok...

"Everybody tells jokes, but we still need comedians." β€” Jimmy Wales
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I can't change the direction of the...

I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination. -Jimmy Dean
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β€œWhy doesn't everybody ...

β€œWhy doesn't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone?” ~ Jimmy Durante
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β€œIndecision may o...

β€œIndecision may or may not be my problem.” ― Jimmy Buffett
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"Rage is the only quality which has kep...

"Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied, writing columns for newspapers." β€” Jimmy Breslin
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β€œMy girlfriend used to s...

β€œMy girlfriend used to smoke after sex, so we started using lube.” – Jimmy Carr
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"I hate music, esp...

"I hate music, especially when it's played." β€” Jimmy Durante
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26
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"Indecision may o...

"Indecision may or may not be my problem." β€” Jimmy Buffett
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"It's supposed to be hard. If it...

"It's supposed to be hard. If it were easy, everyone would do it." β€”Jimmy Dugan, A League of Their Own
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"Rage is the only quality which has kep...

"Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied, writing columns for newspapers." β€” Jimmy Breslin
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"I hate music, esp...

"I hate music, especially when it's played." β€” Jimmy Durante
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β€˜A life. A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? ...

β€˜A life. A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the shit that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come.’ - Lester Freamon [WIRE]
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I can't change the direction of ...

I can't change the direction of the wind, but i can adjust my sails to reach my destination - Jimmy Dean
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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"I can't change the direction of the...

"I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination." - Jimmy Dean
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A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, maki...

A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world's oldest divorced couple. It's got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you. ~Jimmy Fallon
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"You gotta try your luck at least once a ...

"You gotta try your luck at least once a day, because you could be going around lucky all day and not even know it." - Jimmy Dean
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.... listen to the American public and to the law enforcement...

.... listen to the American public and to the law enforcement community and support a ban on the further manufacture of (automatic) weapons. - Gerald R. Ford, Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan 1994
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"It's supposed to be hard. If i...

"It's supposed to be hard. If it were easy, everyone would do it."β€”Jimmy Dugan, A League of Their Own
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8. I can’t change the direction of t...

8. I can’t change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination. β€”Jimmy Dean
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"A life, Jimmy. You know what that is? It...

"A life, Jimmy. You know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come...." - The Wire
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I can't change the direction of th...

I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination. Jimmy Dean
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"America did not invent human righ...

"America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense ... human rights invented America." - Jimmy Carter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23
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The good die young, that...

The good die young, that’s why I sin; that was a lie, god is within. -Jimmy Gill
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18
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We must adjust to changing ...

We must adjust to changing times and still hold to unchanging principles. - Jimmy Carter
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"If you work hard, I can't guarantee succe...

"If you work hard, I can't guarantee success but if you don't work hard I can guarantee you won't have success." - Coach Jimmy Valano
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"I can't change the direction of the...

"I can't change the direction of the wind, but i can adjust my sails to always reach my destination." - Jimmy Dean
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"I can't change the direction of th...

"I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination" (Jimmy Dean)
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I can't change the direction of the...

I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination. – Jimmy Dean
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22
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I can't change the direction of the...

I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination - Jimmy Dean
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"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's th...

"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.." - Lester Freamon, The Wire
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"I can't change the direction of the...

"I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination." - Jimmy Dean
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"I have one life and one chance to make it count for something. My faith ...

"I have one life and one chance to make it count for something. My faith demands that I do whatever I can, wherever I am, whenever I can, for as long as I can, with whatever I have, to try and make a difference." - Jimmy Carter
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You can make a lot of money and you are like "wow, I make a l...

You can make a lot of money and you are like "wow, I make a lot of money" but you never feel like you have more money than when you are a kid and you've got a hundred dollars. - Jimmy Kimmel
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"I'd rather be a free man i...

"I'd rather be a free man in my grave than living as a puppet or a slave." - Jimmy Cliff
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"If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day...

"If you laugh, you think, and you cry, that's a full day. That's a heck of a day. You do that seven days a week, you're going to have something special." -Jimmy V (Jim Valvano)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10
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You know if a spider lays its eggs unde...

You know if a spider lays its eggs underneath your skin, think about how much worse it'd be if it was a goose. - Jimmy Carr
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"I'm gonna go get t...

"I'm gonna go get the papers, get the papers." - Jimmy Two Times
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"What are the things that you can't see that are important? I would ...

"What are the things that you can't see that are important? I would say justice, truth, humility, service, compassion, love. You can't see any of those, but they're the guiding lights of a life." - Jimmy Carter
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Let our position be absolutely clear: An attempt by any outside force to gain control of the Persi...

Let our position be absolutely clear: An attempt by any outside force to gain control of the Persian Gulf region will be regarded as an assault on the vital interests of the United States of America, and such an assault will be repelled by any means necessary, including military force. β€”Jimmy Carter
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"Remember, always be proud like pig...

"Remember, always be proud like pigeon. Never be scared and shit on everything that gets in your way." Jimmy Kyle
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"Life is more manageable when thou...

"Life is more manageable when thought of as a scavenger hunt as opposed to a surprise party." -Jimmy Buffett
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I can't change the direction of the...

I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination. - Jimmy Dean
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"I can't change the direction of th...

"I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination." -Jimmy Dean
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23
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"I can't change the direction of th...

"I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination." -Jimmy Dean
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"And let that be a lesson to you all. Nobody beats ...

"And let that be a lesson to you all. Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row" -Vitas Gerulaitis after breaking a 16 game losing streak to Jimmy Connors
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20
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"I can't change the direction of th...

"I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination." Jimmy Dean
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I can't change the direction of th...

I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination. Jimmy Dean
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β€œA life. A life, Jimmy. You know what that is...

β€œA life. A life, Jimmy. You know what that is? It’s the shit that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come.” - Lester Freeman
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"A life Jimmy, you know what it is? It's t...

"A life Jimmy, you know what it is? It's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come." - Freamon, The Wire
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"If we weren't all...

"If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane." -Jimmy Buffett
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"Dynamics... Light and shade... Wh...

"Dynamics... Light and shade... Whisper to the thunder. It invites you in... It’s intoxicating." - Jimmy Page
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"There are 86,400 seconds in ...

"There are 86,400 seconds in a day. It's up to you to decide what to do with them." - Jimmy V.
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"Think about laughing and lau...

"Think about laughing and laugh about thinking." -- Steve Higgins, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24
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"I hate music, es...

"I hate music, especially when it's played". -Jimmy Durante
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"The future! Oh my God! Eleven years past the millennium, the Mayan ca...

"The future! Oh my God! Eleven years past the millennium, the Mayan calendar's comin' soon. We should be living like the Jetsons, but we're being fucked by oil tycoons." -Jimmy Buffett (from Fruitcakes live 4/23/2011)
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"I fly a starship across the universe divine. And when I reach the other side. I'll find...

"I fly a starship across the universe divine. And when I reach the other side. I'll find a place to rest my spirit if I can. Perhaps I may be a highwayman again. Or I may simply be a single drop of rain. But I will remain. And I'll be back again" - Highwayman - Jimmy Webb
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I'm not crazy cause I...

I'm not crazy cause I take the right pills everyday - Jimmy Eat World
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"I'm just looking f...

"I'm just looking for an angel with a broken wing" - Jimmy Page
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"Jimmy Blacksocks was a good fella, but he lik...

"Jimmy Blacksocks was a good fella, but he liked to skin woman, and where I'm from, that type of shit ain't tolerated." - Bobby "Cuckoo" Laruckoo
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"Wow, what a terrifi...

"Wow, what a terrific audience.... Very much." - Jimmy Vulmer
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One of the ways that Microsoft beat Apple way back in the day was that they were a l...

One of the ways that Microsoft beat Apple way back in the day was that they were a lot more open; today, in the world I come from, the free software and open-source world, Microsoft is not generally viewed as open; they’re viewed as proprietary. – Jimmy Wales
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"Note to self. When complimenting friends on...

"Note to self. When complimenting friends on their children it's OK to call them 'pretty' less good to describe them as 'hot'." - Jimmy Carr
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