Jeff Quotes

"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirabl...

"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." β€” Jeff Foxworthy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27
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"It's not an experiment ...

"It's not an experiment if you know it's going to work. Jeff Bezos" - Jeff Bezos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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Getting married for sex is l...

Getting married for sex is like buying a Boeing 747 for the free peanuts. - Jeff Foxworthy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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β€œI knew that if I failed I wouldn’t r...

β€œI knew that if I failed I wouldn’t regret that, but I knew the one thing I might regret is not trying.” - Jeff Bezos
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β€œIt’s not an experime...

β€œIt’s not an experiment if you know it’s going to work.” - Jeff Bezos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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"Love is the answer...

"Love is the answer. The question is unimportant." --Jeff Foster
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β€œBelieve in yourself. If cauliflower ...

β€œBelieve in yourself. If cauliflower can become pizza, you can do anything!” - Jeff from K-LOVE Jeff & Randi, 2019
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β€œWhat’s danger...

β€œWhat’s dangerous is not to evolve” - Jeff Bezos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06
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"We live in an age when p...

"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." β€” Jeff Marder
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"I spend my billions on...

"I spend my billions on space because we're destroying Earth." - Jeff Bezos
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"You have to be willing to ...

"You have to be willing to be misunderstood if you’re going to innovate." - Jeff Bezos.
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β€œIf you absolutely can't tolera...

β€œIf you absolutely can't tolerate critics, then don't do anything new or interesting.” - Jeff Bezos
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Write with conviction. Pick...

Write with conviction. Pick a side and be bold. And if you’re wrong, admit it. Jeff Goins
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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Invention requires a long-term w...

Invention requires a long-term willingness to be misunderstood. - Jeff Bezos, founder and CEO amazon.com
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"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirabl...

"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." β€” Jeff Foxworthy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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"Watching a baby being born is a littl...

"Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door."--Jeff Foxworthy
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"We live in an age when p...

"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police." β€” Jeff Marder
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24
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Write with conviction. Pick...

Write with conviction. Pick a side and be bold. And if you’re wrong, admit it. Jeff Goins
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21
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I don't know why my brain has kept all the wor...

I don't know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan's Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.- Jeff Foxworthy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08
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"The dead can't have unfinished business. They can'...

"The dead can't have unfinished business. They can't want, or think, or do. That's what makes them dead. It's the living who chose to be haunted." -Jeff Winger
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If everything you do needs to work on a...

If everything you do needs to work on a three-year time horizon, then you’re competing against a lot of people. ~ Jeff Bezos
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"If you can't tolerate cr...

"If you can't tolerate critics, don't do anything new or interesting. " Jeff Bezos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06
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"The best minds of my generation are...

"The best minds of my generation are thinking about how to make people click ads. That sucks." - Jeff Hammerbacher
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05
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​ β€œThe only person you are d...

​ β€œThe only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be.” - Jeff Olson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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β€œOur pain is not a punishment from a judgmental god, nor a mistak...

β€œOur pain is not a punishment from a judgmental god, nor a mistake in a broken universe, nor evidence of our failure and unenlightened ignorance, but a profoundly alive spiritual teaching” - Jeff Foster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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"Between the mighty and t...

"Between the mighty and the modest, truth is the great leveler" - Sen. Jeff Flake
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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There are two kinds of companies, those that ...

There are two kinds of companies, those that work to try to charge more and those that work to charge less. We will be the second - Jeff Bezos
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My own view is that ev...

My own view is that every company requires a long-term view - Jeff Bezos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05
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β€œThe map had been the first form of misdirection, for w...

β€œThe map had been the first form of misdirection, for what is a map but a way of emphasizing some things and making other things invisible?” ― Jeff VanderMeer, Annihilation
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If you do build a great experience, c...

If you do build a great experience, customers tell each other about that. Word of mouth is very powerful. - Jeff Bezos
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"A circle looks at a sq...

"A circle looks at a square and sees a badly made circle." – Jeff VanderMeer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12
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β€œWhat’s dange...

β€œWhat’s dangerous is to not evolve” Jeff Bezos
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"Sentience truly is humanity's curse. It's inevitable knowledg...

"Sentience truly is humanity's curse. It's inevitable knowledge that we all cease to exist, as unfeeling as the dust we are. We walk on the bodies of our fallen cousins." -Jeff Jefferson, 2017
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Work Hard, Ha...

Work Hard, Have Fun, Make History - Jeff Bezos
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"A smart man only believes h...

"A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half." -Jeff Cooper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16
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"We need to stop making hating ourse...

"We need to stop making hating ourselves someone else's job, and just stop hating ourselves"- Jeff Winger, Community
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30
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What's danger...

What's dangerous is not to evolve. - Jeff Bezos
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"Grunt wor...

"Grunt work begets glory." - Jeff Fox
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Getting married for sex i...

Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts- Jeff Foxworthy
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I think about my ...

I think about my work every minute of the day."" Jeff Koons
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β€œWhen nothing belon...

β€œWhen nothing belongs to you, Everything is yours.” β€” Jeff Foster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07
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"You can complain, but ...

"You can complain, but complaining is not a strategy." -Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
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"Cats are smarter than dogs. ...

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.” Jeff Valdez
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β€œLive like you’re already dead, man. Hav...

β€œLive like you’re already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you.” - Jeff Bridges
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In spite of all human negativity, the grass will still grow, the seaso...

In spite of all human negativity, the grass will still grow, the seasons will still change, love will still exist and laughter will still be heard by those who have decided to worship the gift of life. Dr. Jeff Mullan
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