Jay Quotes

"If you can't bu...

"If you can't buy it twice you can't afford it" - Jay Z
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man t...

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak." β€” Jay Leno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 11
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β€œI'm a mirror. If you're cool with me, I'm cool with you, and the exchange...

β€œI'm a mirror. If you're cool with me, I'm cool with you, and the exchange starts. What you see is what you reflect. If you don't like what you see, then you've done something. If I'm standoffish, that's because you are.” - Jay-Z
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24
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"A wife who loses a husband is called a widow. A husband who loses a wife is c...

"A wife who loses a husband is called a widow. A husband who loses a wife is called a widower. A child who loses his parents is called an orphan. There is no word for a parent who loses a child. That's how awful the loss is." β€”Jay Neugeboren
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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"' There's no way you're this okay dude'- Matt Mahoney,...

"' There's no way you're this okay dude'- Matt Mahoney, 'Im not, I'm just waiting to get a place of my own so I can start smashing things.'- Jay Whitman" - Madam Secretary
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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β€œWell, the next time you tell me some...

β€œWell, the next time you tell me something make sure I listen.” β€” Jay Chiat, founder of Chiat Day advertising company
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03
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β€œThose who can make you bel...

β€œThose who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." β€” Kylie Jay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09
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β€œFocus on how to be social...

β€œFocus on how to be social, not on how to do social.” Jay Baer, Convince & Convert
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04
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"Just b...

"Just be useful." - Jay Baer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12
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β€œNever throw a st...

β€œNever throw a stone and hide you hand.” -Jay Electronica
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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I went to McDonalds yesterday and said "I wou...

I went to McDonalds yesterday and said "I would like some fries" The girl at the counter said, "would you like some fries with that?" Jay Leno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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β€œWhen people learn no tools of judgment and...

β€œWhen people learn no tools of judgment and merely follow their hopes, the seeds of political manipulation are sown.” ― Stephen Jay Gould
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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"Here's something to think about: ...

"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?" β€” Jay Leno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 02
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"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, '...

"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'" β€” Jay Leno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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β€œLife and time are the best two teachers. L...

β€œLife and time are the best two teachers. Life teaches us to make good use of time and time teaches us the value of life.” – Jay Shetty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25
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"In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perver...

"In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms." β€” Stephen Jay Gould
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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What does it mean if I'm a M...

What does it mean if I'm a Muslim and you're a Jew and we can't get along? - Jay Electronica
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24
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"The most erroneous stories are those we...

"The most erroneous stories are those we think we know best - and therefore never scrutinize or question." β€” Stephen Jay Gould
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17
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β€œIn a world that is seen through a nar...

β€œIn a world that is seen through a narcissistic tunnel vision, only oneself or one’s group has any rights.” -Jay Y. Gonen
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 03
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" A wise man told me, don't argue w...

" A wise man told me, don't argue with fools. Cause people from a distance can't tell the difference. " - Jay-Z
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21
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Wind turbines don't...

Wind turbines don't cause cancer, they cause jobs. - Jay Inslee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19
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"Here's something to think about: ...

"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?" β€” Jay Leno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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"We become succesful by wh...

"We become succesful by what we get and we become happy by what we give"- Jay Shetty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12
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We have become, by the power of a glorious evolutionary accident called intellig...

We have become, by the power of a glorious evolutionary accident called intelligence, the stewards of life's continuity on earth. We did not ask for this role, but we cannot abjure it. We may not be suited to it, but here we are. -Stephen Jay Gould
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26
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We pass through this world but once. Few tragedies can be more extensive than the stuntin...

We pass through this world but once. Few tragedies can be more extensive than the stunting of life, few injustices deeper than the denial of an opportunity to strive or even to hope, by a limit imposed from without, but falsely identified as lying within. -Stephen Jay Gould
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26
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β€œWhen life gives you melons...

β€œWhen life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic” ― Jay McLean, Where the Road Takes Me
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22
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"My life, my life has ...

"My life, my life has to be like this.It has to keep going up" -Jay Gatsby
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, '...

"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'" β€” Jay Leno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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"A wife who loses a husband is called a widow. A husband who loses a wife is c...

"A wife who loses a husband is called a widow. A husband who loses a wife is called a widower. A child who loses his parents is called an orphan. There is no word for a parent who loses a child. That’s how awful the loss is." – Jay Neugeboren
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22
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β€œI am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Ei...

β€œI am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.” - Stephen Jay Gould
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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"If God had wanted us t...

"If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates." β€” Jay Leno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24
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"In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perver...

"In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms." β€” Stephen Jay Gould
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05
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"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Ei...

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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"The reason there are two senator...

"The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver." β€” Jay Leno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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"Hope you worth more t...

"Hope you worth more than yo' Rolex when you run up outta time" - Jay Rock
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30
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"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Ei...

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05
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What is minimalism then? It’s living...

What is minimalism then? It’s living lightly and gracefully on the earth. It’s uncovering who you are. Francine Jay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Ei...

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." -Stephen Jay Gould
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08
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"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Ei...

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 15
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"The mind is like the stomach. It is not how much you put ...

"The mind is like the stomach. It is not how much you put into it that counts, but how much it digests β€” if you try to feed it with a shovel you get bad results." - Albert Jay Nock
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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"You can't he...

"You can't heal what you never reveal." - Jay Z
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03
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β€œIgnorance is a lot like alcohol: the m...

β€œIgnorance is a lot like alcohol: the more you have of it, the less you are able to see its effect on you.” ― Jay M. Bylsma
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25
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"Just put it all out there. I think if people celebrated what is wrong with them m...

"Just put it all out there. I think if people celebrated what is wrong with them more they'd be more interesting people. Most of the time what's wrong with you is more interesting than what's right. What's right with you is fucking boring." - Jay Reatard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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Your smile is your logo, your personality is your bus...

Your smile is your logo, your personality is your business card, how you leave others feeling after having an experience with you becomes your trademark. ― Jay Danzie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08
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"A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischie...

"A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive" - Bruce Jay Friedman
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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"There's nothing like getting your ass kicked to put things in perspective. You kn...

"There's nothing like getting your ass kicked to put things in perspective. You know, most people have never had the crap beat out of them. When you've had that happen to you a couple of times, you begin to appreciate the art of negotiation." β€” Jay Leno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08
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"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativit...

"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin." β€” Jay Leno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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"The genius thin...

"The genius thing we did was- we didn't give up" Jay Z
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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"Genetic scientists say that one day it will be possible to grow new body parts,...

"Genetic scientists say that one day it will be possible to grow new body parts, like new breasts and new hands. It's going to be a huge moneymaker, because you know that as soon as women grow another breast, men will want another hand." - Jay Leno
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29
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"Soup is just a w...

"Soup is just a way to screw you out of a meal" - Jay Leno.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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The most important scientific revolutions all include, as their only common feature, the d...

The most important scientific revolutions all include, as their only common feature, the dethronement of human arrogance from one pedestal after another of previous convictions about our centrality in the cosmos. -Stephen Jay Gould, paleontologist, biologist, author (1941-2002)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10
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β€œThe most important scientific revolutions all include, as their only commo...

β€œThe most important scientific revolutions all include, as their only common feature, the dethronement of human arrogance from one pedestal after another of previous convictions about our centrality in the cosmos” ― Stephen Jay Gould
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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"The only way to be loved is to be and to appear lovely; to pos...

"The only way to be loved is to be and to appear lovely; to possess and display kindness, benevolence, tenderness; to be free from selfishness and to be alive to the welfare of others." - John Jay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06
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May the best of your...

May the best of your todays, be the worst of your tomorrows. - Jay-Z
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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"We'll have a baby who...

"We'll have a baby who stutters repeatedly We'll name him history" ~ Jay-z
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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"The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They...

"The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their team to be associated with crime. From now on, they'll just be known as the Bullets." - Jay Leno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16
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"Fear not when, fear not why, f...

"Fear not when, fear not why, fear not much while we're alive"- Jay-Z feat. Mr Hudson (Forever Young)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24
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"The Stock Market was down today. Two major businesses...

"The Stock Market was down today. Two major businesses declared bankruptcy, consumer spending is at an all time low β€” in other words, Bush is back on the job." β€”Jay Leno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23
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