Jake Quotes

โ€œTo live life, you need problems. If you ...

โ€œTo live life, you need problems. If you get what you want the minute you want it, then what's the point of living?โ€ - Jake the Dog
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โ€œTo live life you need problems. If you ...

โ€œTo live life you need problems. If you get everything the minute you want it, then whatโ€™s the point of livinโ€™?โ€- Jake the Dog
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"The Doctor Said All My Bleeding was...

"The Doctor Said All My Bleeding was Internal, that's Where the Blood's Supposed to Be!" - Jake Peralta, Brooklyn 99
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 15
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"Coo coo ...

"Coo coo coo... Cool" -Jake Peralta
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 07
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โ€œDude, suckinโ€™ at something i...

โ€œDude, suckinโ€™ at something is the first step to being sorta good at somethingโ€ -Jake, the dog
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 18
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"You can't ou...

"You can't outwit an idiot." - Jake Heinrichs
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 28
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"We have a tendency to want the other per...

"We have a tendency to want the other person to be a finished product while we give ourselves the grace to evolve." - T. D. Jakes
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 24
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Don't let people define who...

Don't let people define who you are, you won't like where that takes you - Jake Pentecost
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 21
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"The greatest mista...

"The greatest mistake is to run from the rest." - Jake Heinrichs
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 24
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โ€œDude, suckinโ€™ at something is the ...

โ€œDude, suckinโ€™ at something is the first step to being sorta good at something." - Jake The Dog, Adventure Time
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 13
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"It is said that heroes are not born.....

"It is said that heroes are not born...they're made. In the fires of conflict...in the forge of heroes." - Jake Heinrichs
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 04
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โ€œDude, sucking at sumthinโ€™ is the fi...

โ€œDude, sucking at sumthinโ€™ is the first step towards being sorta good at something.โ€ ~ Jake the Dog, Adventure Time
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 04
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"Sucking at something is the first...

"Sucking at something is the first step to becoming sorta good at something." -Jake the Dog (Adventure Time)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 10
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โ€œIf you can't figure out your purpose, fig...

โ€œIf you can't figure out your purpose, figure out your passion. For your passion will lead you right into your purpose.โ€ โ€• T.D. Jakes
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 20
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"If you want to win the lottery, you have to m...

"If you want to win the lottery, you have to make the money to buy a ticket" -Lou Bloom(Jake Gyllenhaal) in "Nightcrawler". Written by Dan Gilroy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 08
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โ€œNo woman wants to be in sub...

โ€œNo woman wants to be in submission to a man who isn't in submission to God!โ€ โ€• T.D. Jakes
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 24
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"Coincidences happen, but I've come to believe they are actually quite rare. So...

"Coincidences happen, but I've come to believe they are actually quite rare. Something is at work, okay? Somewhere in the universe (or behind it), a great machine is ticking and turning its fabulous gears." -Stephen King (Jake Epping, 11/22/63)
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 23
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"Go then. There are oth...

"Go then. There are other worlds than these." - Jake Chambers, The Gunslinger
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 13
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โ€œConfession is for the confessor. It makes you feel g...

โ€œConfession is for the confessor. It makes you feel good; it ruins the lives of everyone else. Itโ€™s a selfish thing to do. Donโ€™t confess.โ€ - Jake Adelstein, Tokyo Vice
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 29
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"When people walk away from you, let them go. Your destiny is nev...

"When people walk away from you, let them go. Your destiny is never tied to anyone who leaves you, and it doesn't mean they are bad people. It just means that their part in your story is over." -TD Jakes
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 28
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"Sucking at something is th...

"Sucking at something is the first step to being sort of good at something."-Jake the Dog
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 09
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"In this town, I'm the lepe...

"In this town, I'm the leper with the most fingers" ---Jack Nicholson in "The Two Jakes"
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 17
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"If I had a penny for every time some...

"If I had a penny for every time someone went crazy hopped up on magic energy... I'd be Abraham Lincoln." -Jake the Dog
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 26
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"My history i...

"My history is not my destiny." -Jake Roberts
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 27
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"Dude, suckin at something is the ...

"Dude, suckin at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something" - Jake from Adventure Time
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 27
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"You look like sick, grey ...

"You look like sick, grey meat, but we're gonna jack you up so awesome." -Jake The Dog
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 22
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"In this town, I'm the leper wi...

"In this town, I'm the leper with the most fingers" Jack Nicholson as Jake Gittes in "The Two Jakes"
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 30
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"In this town, I'm the lep...

"In this town, I'm the leper with the most fingers" ---Jack Nicholson, "The Two Jakes"
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 28
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