Jail Quotes

I went to jail for 11 days for...

I went to jail for 11 days for disturbing the peace; I was trying to disturb the war. ...Joan Baez
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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Age is just a nu...

Age is just a number and jail is just a room - Ronyl Leo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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"Paul Manafort getting such little jail time for such serious crimes lays out for the world how i...

"Paul Manafort getting such little jail time for such serious crimes lays out for the world how it's almost impossible for rich people to go to jail for the same amount of time as someone who is lower income. In our current broken system justice isn't blind it's bought." ~ Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09
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I wrote a $2.5 million check for vehicular manslaughter when Razzle died. I should ha...

I wrote a $2.5 million check for vehicular manslaughter when Razzle died. I should have gone to prison. I definitely deserved to go to prison. But I did 30 days in jail and got laid and drank beer, because that's the power of cash. That's fucked up. -Vince Neil
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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β€œI don't like jail...

β€œI don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there”
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 07
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"The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six m...

"The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence." β€” H. L. Mencken
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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β€œSteal a little and they thr...

β€œSteal a little and they throw you in jail. Steal a lot and they make you king” -Bob Dylan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01
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"Ummmm, like, people who like, do il...

"Ummmm, like, people who like, do illegal things, should definitely like, uhmm go to jail" -Kim Kardashian (2018ο»Ώ)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02
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There's no happy ending to cocai...

There's no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out. - Sam Kinison
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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No-one truly knows a nat...

No-one truly knows a nation until one has been inside its jails. Nelson Mandela
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07
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"If you want to find out who your friends are you can do ...

"If you want to find out who your friends are you can do two things: invite them to a party or go to jail. You will soon find that you don't have any friends." -Charles Bukowski
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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β€œThe highways are crowded with people who drive as if their sole purpose in getting b...

β€œThe highways are crowded with people who drive as if their sole purpose in getting behind the wheel is to avenge every wrong done them by man, beast or fate. The only thing that keeps them in line is their fear of death, jail and lawsuits.” ― Hunter S. Thompson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05
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"There is something in the corporate manner of United Airlines that reminds me of the C...

"There is something in the corporate manner of United Airlines that reminds me of the California Highway Patrol, the exaggerated politeness of people who would be a hell of a lot happier if all their customers were in jail -- and especially you, sir." - Hunter Thompson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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'There are not enough jails, not enough pol...

'There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people." - Hubert H Humphrey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16
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"Rejection and isolation are the truest cau...

"Rejection and isolation are the truest causes of monstrosity." - The Void (The Jackets: Sundering the Jail by Christopher Riordan Jones)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
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"When I think about quitting coffee the fear...

"When I think about quitting coffee the fear is not that *I* will die...it's that *others* will die, and I will go to jail." - Caprice Crane
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30
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We're the only race that wan...

We're the only race that wants to go to jail in order to get street cred - Charles Barkley.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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β€œSchool is a twelve-year jail sentence where bad habit...

β€œSchool is a twelve-year jail sentence where bad habits are the only curriculum truly learned. I teach school and win awards doing it. I should know.” ― John Taylor Gatto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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"I’d rather be understood for a single day and forgotten...

"I’d rather be understood for a single day and forgotten than never understood and remembered forever." The Void (The Jackets: Sundering the Jail by Christopher Riordan Jones)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
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"Seldom, if ever, do I pause to answer criti...

"Seldom, if ever, do I pause to answer criticism of my work and ideas." - Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., "Letter from Birmingham Jail" 1963.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26
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"Oooh, if you have never been to Alaska, go there while it is still wild. My favori...

"Oooh, if you have never been to Alaska, go there while it is still wild. My favorite uncle asked me if I wanted to go there, Uncle Sam. He said if you don’t go, you’re going to jail. That is how Uncle Sam asks you." - Bob Ross, on his military experience
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21
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Getting caught masturbating sucks...

Getting caught masturbating sucks. I got caught masturbating in jail 7 or 8 times, it really sucks. -Ricky
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15
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