Jackie mason Quotes

"Eighty percent of married m...

"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe." — Jackie Mason
📅︎ Feb 08
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"It's no longer a question of stay...

"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like." — Jackie Mason
📅︎ Sep 29
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"Eighty percent of married m...

"Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe." — Jackie Mason
📅︎ Jul 26
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I have enough money to last ...

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason
📅︎ Jul 03
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