Jack Quotes

"I I think every composer only has about ...

"I I think every composer only has about three good, original ideas. I don't care if it's me or Beethoven." - Jack Bruce of Cream
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"Change befo...

"Change before you have to." ( Jack Welch)
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"When you're nice to peo...

"When you're nice to people, they want to be nice back to you." ( Jack Canfield)
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โ€œA champion is some...

โ€œA champion is someone who gets up when he canโ€™t.โ€ โ€” Jack Dempse
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Call a jack a jack, a spade a...

Call a jack a jack, a spade a spade, but always call a whore a lady. her life is hard enough.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 08
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"Control your own ...

"Control your own destiny or someone else will." - Jack Welch
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 26
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"If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one w...

"If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? "I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone." -Jack Handey
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๏ฟผ โ€œBeneath the clothes, we fin...

๏ฟผ โ€œBeneath the clothes, we find a man. And beneath the man...we find...his nucleus.โ€ โ€• Jack Black
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 16
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The problem is not the probl...

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem ~Jack Sparrow
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 23
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"I don't want anymore bullshit a...

"I don't want anymore bullshit anytime during the day from anyone... And that includes me", Jack Rebney
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 25
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"I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one fa...

"I like too many things and get all confused and hung-up running from one falling star to another till I drop. This is the night, what it does to you. I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion." - On the Road, Jack Kerouac
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 22
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"You can always trust a dishonest man to...

"You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for." - Jack Sparrow
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โ€œFor Every Reason Itโ€™s Not Possible, There ...

โ€œFor Every Reason Itโ€™s Not Possible, There Are Hundreds Of People Who Have Faced The Same Circumstances And Succeeded.โ€ โ€“ Jack Canfield
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"I don't deserve this award, b...

"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either." โ€” Jack Benny
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You canโ€™t wait for inspir...

You canโ€™t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club โ€“ Jack London
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 18
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Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you a...

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. ...Jack Benny
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 07
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"Me? I'm dishonest and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishones...

"Me? I'm dishonest and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for you never know when they're about to do something incredibly... stupid".โ€“ Captain Jack Sparrow.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 06
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There's only five real peo...

There's only five real people in Hollywood. Everyone else is Mel Blanc....Jack Benny
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 24
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If you think it is hard to m...

If you think it is hard to meet new people try picking up the wrong golf ball....Jack Lemon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 15
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โ€œThere's never enough time to do...

โ€œThere's never enough time to do it right, but there's always enough time to do it over.โ€ -Jack Bergman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 12
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"Never follow a h...

"Never follow a hippy to a second location" - Jack Donaghy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 18
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"No man should go through life without once experiencing healthy, eve...

"No man should go through life without once experiencing healthy, even bored solitude in the wilderness, finding himself depending solely on himself and thereby learning his true and hidden strength." - Jack Kerouac
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 09
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If there's anything go...

If there's anything good about me, I'm the only one who knows. ~Jack White
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 21
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"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a w...

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." โ€” Jack Handey
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 05
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"What is that feeling when you're driving away from people and they recede on the plain ti...

"What is that feeling when you're driving away from people and they recede on the plain till you see their specks dispersing? - it's the too-huge world vaulting us, and it's good-bye. But we lean forward to the next crazy venture beneath the skies." --Jack Kerouac, On the Road
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I donโ€™t want to b...

I donโ€™t want to be liked. I want to be respected- Jack Ma
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 10
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"To me, boxing is like a ballet, excep...

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." โ€” Jack Handey
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 08
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โ€œOne of the secrets of life ...

โ€œOne of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks.โ€ โ€” Jack Penn
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 30
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"The trouble is y...

"The trouble is you think you have time." --Jack Kornfield
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 06
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โ€œThe problem is not the proble...

โ€œThe problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude towards the problem.โ€ - Jack Sparrow
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 25
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "...

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." --Jack Handey, "Deep Thoughts"
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 05
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Limited minds can rec...

Limited minds can recognize limitations only in others. - Jack London
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 28
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โ€œI saw that my life was a vast...

โ€œI saw that my life was a vast glowing empty page and I could do anything I wantedโ€ -Jack Kerouac
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 03
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Don't let you...

Don't let your Dreams be Dreams -- Jack Johnson
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The difference between tax avoidance and tax ...

The difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion, it has been said, โ€œis the thickness of a prison wall.โ€ - Jack Bernstein, โ€œSecrecy Worldโ€
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 26
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"Night is longer than day for those who dr...

"Night is longer than day for those who dream and day is longer than night for those who make their dreams comes true." --Jack Kerouac
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 23
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Never give up. Today is hard, tom...

Never give up. Today is hard, tomorrow will be worse, but the day after tomorrow will be sunshine.- Jack Ma
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"You aren't ever going to be anything in this world un...

"You aren't ever going to be anything in this world unless you do what you want to do, when you want to do it--don't plan anything, just go out and do it." - Jack Kerouac
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 10
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"It's easy to jusfify one leader, because X leader you di...

"It's easy to jusfify one leader, because X leader you did like did Y. There are times though where you can say carrots are orange even if they were once purple." -Jack Campbell
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 21
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"I hope that when I die, people s...

"I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'" โ€” Jack Handey
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"I came to a point where I needed solitude and just stop the ma...

"I came to a point where I needed solitude and just stop the machine of โ€˜thinkingโ€™ and โ€˜enjoyingโ€™ what they call โ€˜livingโ€™, I just wanted to lie in the grass and look at the clouds." - Jack Kerouac
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 10
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โ€œYou canโ€™t wait for inspir...

โ€œYou canโ€™t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.โ€ ~ Jack London
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"For life is holy a...

"For life is holy and every moment is precious." - Jack Kerouac
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"While looking for the light, you ma...

"While looking for the light, you may suddenly be devoured by the darkness and find the true light." --Jack Kerouac
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 24
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โ€œBecause in the end, you wonโ€™t remember the ti...

โ€œBecause in the end, you wonโ€™t remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. Climb that goddamn mountain.โ€ โ€• Jack Kerouac
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 13
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"The cryogenicists are...

"The cryogenicists are already sharpening their head-saws." - Jack Donaghy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 01
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โ€œFew human beings are proof ...

โ€œFew human beings are proof against the implied flattery of rapt attention.โ€ โ€• Jack Woodford
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"Put down the pen someone else gave...

"Put down the pen someone else gave you. No one ever drafted a life worth living on borrowed ink." --Jack Kerouac
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 24
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"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a w...

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." - Jack Handey
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 19
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โ€œImagine you cared about yourself the amount you cared about that person you just lost. Imagine i...

โ€œImagine you cared about yourself the amount you cared about that person you just lost. Imagine if you cared that much. It would be crazy. You would be rank 1. If you cared the same amount about the person you just lost about yourself, youโ€™d be the most jacked, intelligent person on earth.โ€œ - xQc
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 13
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"The government of today has no right telli...

"The government of today has no right telling us how to live our lives, because the government of 200 years ago already did" - Jack Kelly
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 31
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