J Quotes

"Some believe it is only great power that can hold evil in check. But that...

"Some believe it is only great power that can hold evil in check. But that is not what I have found. It is the small everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keep the darkness at bay. Small acts of kindness and love." ~ J.R.R. Tolkien
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12
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"Not all those ...

"Not all those who wander are lost" - J.R.R Tolkien
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25
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"Speak when you are angry--and ...

"Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret." β€” Laurence J. Peter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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Need quotes with the same vi...

Need quotes with the same vibe as β€˜i am death destroyer of worlds’ by Robbert j. Oppenheimer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14
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"All we have to decide is wh...

"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us." - J. R. R. Tolkien
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23
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"Never judge a...

"Never judge a book by its movie." β€” J. W. Eagan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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"It is impossible to live without failing at something, unl...

"It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so cautiously that you might as well not have lived at all - in which case, you fail by default." - J. K. Rowling
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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The greatest obstacle to discover...

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance; it is the illusion of knowledge. β€”Daniel J. Boorstin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 15
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β€œIf a cluttered desk is a sign of a...

β€œIf a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” ― Laurence J. Peter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12
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β€œHe is capable of behaving kindly, but he is not kind. He is capable of committing ...

β€œHe is capable of behaving kindly, but he is not kind. He is capable of committing acts of generosity, but he is not generous. He is capable of being loyal, but he is fundamentally disloyal.” β€” Michael Cohen speaking about his former client Donald J. Trump
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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"These were people who believed everything ab...

"These were people who believed everything about the Soviet Union was perfect, but they were bringing their own toilet paper.” - P.J. O'Rourke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16
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"The incompetent with noth...

"The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it." β€” Laurence J. Peter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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"Any man whose errors take ...

"Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man." β€” J. Robert Oppenheimer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28
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"Against logic there ...

"Against logic there is no armor like ignorance." β€” Laurence J. Peter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28
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β€œAll that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who...

β€œAll that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost.” J.R.R. Tolkien
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 01
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"That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displeas...

"That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong." β€” William J. H. Boetcker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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Republicans are the party that says β€œG...

Republicans are the party that says β€œGovernment doesn’t work!” ...And then they get elected and prove it. - P. J. O’Rourke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14
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β€œLittle by littl...

β€œLittle by little, one travels far.” β€” J. R. R. Tolkien
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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"Life is something that ...

"Life is something that everyone should try at least once." β€” Henry J. Tillman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23
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"Some who have read the book, or at any rate have reviewed it have found it boring...

"Some who have read the book, or at any rate have reviewed it have found it boring, absurd, or contemptible, and I have no cause to complain, since I have similar opinions of their works or the kinds of writing that they evidently prefer." J.R.R. Tolkien
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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"She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, ex...

"She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there, leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together." - J.D. Salinger
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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β€œIn theory there is no difference between t...

β€œIn theory there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice there is.” -J ohannes Lambertus Adriana van de snepscheut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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β€œAll we have to decide i...

β€œAll we have to decide is what to do with the time given to us.” -J.R.R. Tolkien
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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β€œOne of my troubles is, I...

β€œOne of my troubles is, I never care too much when I lose something” - J.D Salinger
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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β€œWhat really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you w...

β€œWhat really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it.” - J.D. Salinger, born on this day in 1919.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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"The Locked Door stan...

"The Locked Door stands as an eternal Temptation." - J. R. R. Tolkien
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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β€œPeople do not die of the presen...

β€œPeople do not die of the present, but of the past; Memory is the greatest killer in the world.” - d.j
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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β€œThere is some good in th...

β€œThere is some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for.” - J.R.R. Tolkien
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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β€œIndifference and neglect of...

β€œIndifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.” ― J.K. Rowling
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25
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Let us sacrifice our today so ...

Let us sacrifice our today so that our children can have a better tomorrow. - A. P. J. Abdul Kalam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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Every moment comes to you pregnant with a divine purpose; time being so precious that God ...

Every moment comes to you pregnant with a divine purpose; time being so precious that God deals it out second by second. Once it leaves your hands and your power to do with it as you please, it plunges into eternity, to remain forever whatever you made of it.-- Fulton J. Sheen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11
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"It's the job that's nev...

"It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish." - J.R.R. Tolkien
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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"Mathematics is the art o...

"Mathematics is the art of giving the same name to different things." J.H. Poincare
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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β€œDo you know the main thing that separates a politician from the...

β€œDo you know the main thing that separates a politician from the rest of the species? A politician is the one who would drown a litter of kittens for 10 minutes of prime time." β€” Francis J. Underwood
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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β€œNot all those ...

β€œNot all those who wander are lost.”-J.R.R. Tolkien
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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β€œYou do care,” said Dumbledore. He had not flinched or made a single move to stop...

β€œYou do care,” said Dumbledore. He had not flinched or made a single move to stop Harry demolishing his office. His expression was calm, almost detached. β€œYou care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it.” - J.K. Rowling
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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"God gave us memory so...

"God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December."- J.M. Barrie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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β€œIn order to get elected, Bar...

β€œIn order to get elected, Barack Obama will start a war with Iran.” β€” Donald J. Trump, in 2011
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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"Let us sacrifice our today so...

"Let us sacrifice our today so that our children can have a better tomorrow" A.P. J. Abdul Kalam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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"There is no monument ded...

"There is no monument dedicated to the memory of a committee." β€” Lester J. Pourciau
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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"True freedom is impossible...

"True freedom is impossible without a mind made free by discipline" - Mortimer J. Adler
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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β€œWhy is it that, as a culture, we are m...

β€œWhy is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? ” - Ernest J. Gaines
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23
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"A hat should be taken off when you greet a la...

"A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat." β€” P. J. O'Rourke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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"The man who says he is willing to...

"The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance." β€” Laurence J. Peter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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"For four-fifths of our his...

"For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum." β€” J. W. Schopf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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"I was beginning to realize that you must come slowly to a pl...

"I was beginning to realize that you must come slowly to a place; wait a little before feverishly resorting to guidebooks...Place has a mighty tongue of its own." --J. Lash from On Pilgrimage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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"You must first have a lot...

"You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience." β€” Stanislaw J. Lec
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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"America is a country that doesn't know wh...

"America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there." β€” Laurence J. Peter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09
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"Drugs have taught an entir...

"Drugs have taught an entire generation of Americans the metric system." β€” P. J. O'Rourke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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β€œIt takes a great deal of courage to s...

β€œIt takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your friends.” – J. K. Rowling
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25
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In order to apprecia...

In order to appreciate the sun you gotta know what rain is - J Cole
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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"I am become death, t...

"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds." - J. Robert Oppenheimer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16
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Not all those w...

Not all those who wander are lost. J. R. R. Tolkien
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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"Aiming low i...

"Aiming low is a crime " Dr.A.P.J Abdul Kalam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13
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"Millionaires don't ...

"Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do." - J.P. Morgan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12
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''And if there is one thing fandoms tak...

''And if there is one thing fandoms take almost as seriously as war, it's shipping'' -J.P.Beaubien (Terrible Writing Advice)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11
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"If a cluttered desk is the sign of ...

"If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?" β€” Laurence J. Peter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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"The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be d...

"The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to." - P. J. O'Rourke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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β€œJust because one person's problem is les...

β€œJust because one person's problem is less traumatic than another's doesn't mean they're required to hurt less.” ― J.A. Redmerski
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02
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"J.F.K.--The...

"J.F.K.--The Man and the Airport" β€” Unknown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27
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A man always has two reasons ...

A man always has two reasons for the things he does, a good one and the real one.... J.P.Morgan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11
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"The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing...

"The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another. " β€” J. Frank Dobie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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"Freedom of the press ...

"Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one." β€” A. J. Liebling
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
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β€œThis is a tough hurricane, one of the wettest we’ve ever...

β€œThis is a tough hurricane, one of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water.” β€” President Donald J. Trump, shortly before Hurricane Florence made landfall in 2018.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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"Success isn't owned. I...

"Success isn't owned. It's leased, and rent is due every day." - J. J. Watt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15
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"Fig Newton: The force req...

"Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec." β€” J. Hart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18
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"Ecstasy is a glimpse of t...

"Ecstasy is a glimpse of the infinite. Terror is full disclosure.” -Kirk J. Schneider
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16
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β€œIn a totally sane soc...

β€œIn a totally sane society, madness is the only freedom.” ― J. G. Ballard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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"Science flies you to the m...

"Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings". - Victor J. Stenger
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15
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β€œSome problems are so complex that you have t...

β€œSome problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.” -- Laurence J. Peter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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"An intelligence test sometimes show...

"An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it." β€” Laurence J. Peter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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"People find life en...

"People find life entirely too time-consuming." β€” Stanislaw J. Lec
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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'All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who ...

'All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost.' - J. R. R Tolkien
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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"Some are born great, some achieve...

"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers." β€” Daniel J. Boorstin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02
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For all sad words of tongue an...

For all sad words of tongue and pen, The saddest are these, 'It might have been'. - J.G. Whittier
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09
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If more of us valued food and cheer...

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. -J. R. R. Tolkien
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24
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β€œThe easiest way t...

β€œThe easiest way to do anything is properly.” ― K. J. Parker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26
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β€œWhenever an individual or a busine...

β€œWhenever an individual or a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops.” β€” Thomas J. Watson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22
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"The mystery of government is ...

"The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop." β€” P. J. O'Rourke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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"A lot of fellows nowadays have a ...

"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B." β€” Fats Domino
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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"For every person who wants to teach there a...

"For every person who wants to teach there are approximately thirty people who don't want to learn--much." β€” W. C. Sellar and R. J. Yeatman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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"My theory is that if you look confident...

"My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing." β€” Jessica Alba
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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"In a sense, pornography is the most political form o...

"In a sense, pornography is the most political form of fiction, dealing with how we use and exploit each other, in the most urgent and ruthless way." - J. G. Ballard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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β€œSuccess is not the measure of a ma...

β€œSuccess is not the measure of a man but a triumph over those who choose to hold him back.” β€” William J. Clinton
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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"One man's cooperation is...

"One man's cooperation is another man's conspiracy. You should remember that." - J
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06
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β€œIf more of us valued food and chee...

β€œIf more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” ― J.R.R. Tolkien
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29
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"The man who is always waving...

"The man who is always waving the flag usually waives what it stands for." - Laurence J. Peter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17
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"I am become Death, destroyer of worlds." -- J...

"I am become Death, destroyer of worlds." -- J. Robert Oppenheimer (father of the atomic bomb) after witnessing the first nuclear test in history.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06
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