Item Quotes

"Unexpected item in...

"Unexpected item in bagging area" -Walmart self checkout machine
📅︎ Jul 04
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"Always be wary of any helpful...

"Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual." — Terry Pratchett
📅︎ Nov 04
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"The writer's life is inherently an insecure one. Each project ...

"The writer's life is inherently an insecure one. Each project is a new start and may be a failure. The fact that a previous item has been successful is no guard against failure this time." -Asimov
📅︎ Apr 05
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"An item in possession seldom ...

"An item in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit." - Pliny the Younger
📅︎ Oct 07
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"Got a steady job moving items for the mob. Know the pay's...

"Got a steady job moving items for the mob. Know the pay's pathetic, it's a shame those boys couldn't be more copasetic." - Grateful Dead, West L.A. Fadeaway-xpost from r/musicwisdom
📅︎ Nov 09
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"What fools we are, to live in of a generation for wh...

"What fools we are, to live in of a generation for which war is a computer game for our children, and just an interesting little Channel Four news item." - Tony Benn
📅︎ Apr 06
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