Internet Quotes

β€œThe thing about internet quote...

β€œThe thing about internet quotes is that you can never be sure they’re authentic.” -Abraham Lincoln
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If you find yourself arguing with ...

If you find yourself arguing with an idiot on the internet, make sure they aren't doing the same. - Chelcore
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β€œThe internet has not just open-sourced ...

β€œThe internet has not just open-sourced information, it has also open-sourced insecurity, self-doubt, and shame.” - Mark Manson
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β€œThe Internet is the first thing that humanity has ...

β€œThe Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn't understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had.” Eric Schmidt
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Everything that I haven’t done,...

Everything that I haven’t done, I want to do with you. -Internet. (I don’t know how to source this)
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β€œBefore you marry a person, you should fi...

β€œBefore you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” β€”Will Ferrell
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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The left and the right live in parallel universes. The right listens to talk radio, the...

The left and the right live in parallel universes. The right listens to talk radio, the left's on the Internet and they just reinforce one another. They have no sense of reality. I have now one ambition: to retire before it becomes essential to tweet. ...Barney Frank
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"Arguing on the internet is like ...

"Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded"
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β€œYou can't always trust that the quot...

β€œYou can't always trust that the quote came from that person when you are reading it off the internet” –Abraham Lincoln
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You could watch entire villages and see what everyone was doing.I watched NSA tracking peoples Int...

You could watch entire villages and see what everyone was doing.I watched NSA tracking peoples Internet activities as they typed.I became aware of just how invasive US surveillance capabilities had become.I realized the true breadth of this system.And almost nobody knew it washappening Edwad Snowden
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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Life is short. Make sure you spend as ...

Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the Internet arguing with strangers about politics. - Anon
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'The internet confirms what has l...

'The internet confirms what has long been known - the world is ruled by the power of suggestion.' John Gray
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"If you ever start to feel too good about yourself, ...

"If you ever start to feel too good about yourself, they have this thing called the Internet, and you can find a lot of people there who don't like you." β€” Tina Fey
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β€œDon’t believe everyt...

β€œDon’t believe everything you read on the internet” γ€œ Abraham Lincoln
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Can anyone identify the quote about complacency...

Can anyone identify the quote about complacency and compassion being the death of a nation and who said it? Can't find it on the internet anywhere.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16
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Overtime we've poured more and more refuse into this vast digital landfill we call the internet. I...

Overtime we've poured more and more refuse into this vast digital landfill we call the internet. It now vastly outnumbers and outweighs the things that are fresh and untainted and unused. When everything around us is cultural trash, trash becomes the new medium, the lingua franca of the digital age.
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β€œOne day, wether you are 14, 28 or 65, you will stumble upon someone who will start a...

β€œOne day, wether you are 14, 28 or 65, you will stumble upon someone who will start a fire in you that cannot die. However, the saddest, most awful truth you will ever come to findβ€” is they are not always with whom we spend our lives...” -Someone on the internet
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"The internet is the first thing that humanity has b...

"The internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn't understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had." - Eric Schmidt
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"Your Degree is just a piece ...

"Your Degree is just a piece of Paper. Your Education is seen in your behavior." -- Internet.
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"Before you marry a person, you should first...

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are." β€” Will Ferrell
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β€œYou can’t believe ever...

β€œYou can’t believe everything you read on the internet.” - Thomas Jefferson
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β€œThe problem with internet quote...

β€œThe problem with internet quotes is that you can’t always depend on their accuracy.” - Abraham Lincoln
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"The Internet was meant to make the world...

"The Internet was meant to make the world a smaller place. But it actually feels smaller without it." -Transcendence (Movie 2014)
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Millennials grew up with MTV and now they watch Colbert. We, on the other hand, ...

Millennials grew up with MTV and now they watch Colbert. We, on the other hand, grew up with the internet, so we have no centralized source of information that controls what we think and we filter out the truth for ourselves, we aren't lazy. -Soph
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16
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Gotta love the internet, w...

Gotta love the internet, where everyone can be a dick. β€”Dean Winchester, Supernatural
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"My favorite thing about the Internet is that ...

"My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them." β€” Penn Jillette
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"Before you marry a person, you should first...

"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are." β€” Will Ferrell
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"By 2005 or so, it will become clear that the...

"By 2005 or so, it will become clear that the internet's impact on the economy has been no greater than the fax machine's"--Paul Krugman (1998)
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Everything that is good about the Internet, ever...

Everything that is good about the Internet, everything that differentiates it from television, is about empowerment of the individual. --Jamie Zawinski
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"We are all now connected by...

"We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain." -Stephen Hawking
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β€œBefore you marry a person you should fir...

β€œBefore you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” ― Will Ferrell
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 21
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The Internet gives us everything and forces us to filter it not by the workings...

The Internet gives us everything and forces us to filter it not by the workings of culture, but with our own brains. This risks creating six billion separate encyclopedias, which would prevent any common understanding whatsoever. - Umberto Eco
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07
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"The Internet is the first thing ...

"The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn't understand." - Eric Schmidt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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"My favorite thing about the Internet is that ...

"My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them." β€” Penn Jillette
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"To cry often; to win the respect of stupid p...

"To cry often; to win the respect of stupid people, to leave the world a bit worse; this is to have failed." -Some Random Guy on the Internet
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"If you're tired of arguing with stra...

"If you're tired of arguing with strangers on the internet, try talking to one in real life." -President Barack Obama
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11
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The law can acquit, t...

The law can acquit, the internet never will. β€”Don Keefer, The Newsroom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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"When I lost a match I broke down in frustratio...

"When I lost a match I broke down in frustration. Today players lose, take a selfie and put it on the internet. They make me sick." - Gennaro Gattuso
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"The internet landed in our laps without creati...

"The internet landed in our laps without creating a curriculum that empowers you to know when someone online is full of shit" - Neil deGrasse Tyson
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"I spend so much time on the Internet...I feel l...

"I spend so much time on the Internet...I feel like I'm a million pages into the worst book ever, and I'm never going to stop reading." -- Aziz Ansari
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"The Internet is uncontrollable....

"The Internet is uncontrollable. And if the Internet is uncontrollable, freedom will win." ~ Ai Weiwei
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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"The thing about quotes on th...

"The thing about quotes on the Internet is you can't confirm their validity" - Abraham Lincoln
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14
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"Don't believe everyt...

"Don't believe everything you see on the internet." - Abraham Lincoln
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"If Internet Explorer is brave enoug...

"If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl out"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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"The real clown is...

"The real clown is the one with the crown"- guy from internet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05
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The internet is ...

The internet is a great way to get on the net - Bob Dole
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20
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"On the internet, you can be any...

"On the internet, you can be anything you want. It's strange that so many people choose to be stupid."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11
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"Born too late to explore the earth,...

"Born too late to explore the earth, Born too early to explore the space, Born just in time to explore the internet"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31
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The Internet is becoming th...

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow. - Bill Gates
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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If I were a doctor and someone asked me how to make a livin...

If I were a doctor and someone asked me how to make a living on the internet, I would prescribe him a dose of discipline with a big cup of motivation to take each morning. ~Petr Sejba
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27
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"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboard...

"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true." -Robert Wilensk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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We are all now connected by...

We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain. Stephen Hawking
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25
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"Try everything once ...

"Try everything once except for incest and the internet". Pete Doherty.
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