Illegal Quotes

β€œThere are only two industries that r...

β€œThere are only two industries that refer to their customers as 'users': illegal drugs and software. " β€” Edward Tufte
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04
🚨︎ report

Prostitution is criminal, and bad things happen because it's run illegally by dirt-...

Prostitution is criminal, and bad things happen because it's run illegally by dirt-bags who are criminals. If it's legal, then the girls could have health checks, unions, benefits, anything any other worker gets, and it would be far better. ...Jesse Ventura
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
🚨︎ report

"Illegal aliens have always be...

"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." β€” Robert Orben
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09
🚨︎ report

"The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization o...

"The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world." -- Carl Sagan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20
🚨︎ report

"The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization o...

"The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world." - Carl Sagan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
🚨︎ report

"The illegal we do immediatel...

"The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer." β€” Henry Kissinger
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12
🚨︎ report

β€œAll the things I really like t...

β€œAll the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.” – Alexander Woollcott
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20
🚨︎ report

Right and wrong is a very different st...

Right and wrong is a very different standard than legal and illegal. The law is no substitute for morality. Edward Snowden
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03
🚨︎ report

"No human being is β€˜illegal’. That is a contradiction in terms. Human beings can be beauti...

"No human being is β€˜illegal’. That is a contradiction in terms. Human beings can be beautiful or more beautiful, they can be fat or skinny, they can be right or wrong, but illegal? How can a human being be illegal?" - Elie Wiesel (Holocaust Survivor, Nobel Peace Prize Winner)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
🚨︎ report

"The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization o...

"The illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world." - Carl Sagan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25
🚨︎ report

"The illegal we do immediatel...

"The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer." (Henry Kissinger)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08
🚨︎ report

Ice-cream is exquis...

Ice-cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn't illegal. - Voltaire
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
🚨︎ report

"If voting changed a...

"If voting changed anything, the government would make it illegal."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
🚨︎ report

β€œIllegal aliens have always be...

β€œIllegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.” ― Robert Orben
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
🚨︎ report

"Defending a position by citing free speech is the ultimate concession. Y...

"Defending a position by citing free speech is the ultimate concession. You're saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it's not literally illegal to express." - Randall Monroe, xkcd creator
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27
🚨︎ report

"Tyranny is defined as that which i...

"Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government, but illegal for the citizenry." - Thomas Jefferson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24
🚨︎ report

"Why should prostitution be illegal. Selling is legal. Fucking is le...

"Why should prostitution be illegal. Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal? You know, why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away." -George Carlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 07
🚨︎ report

"Ummmm, like, people who like, do il...

"Ummmm, like, people who like, do illegal things, should definitely like, uhmm go to jail" -Kim Kardashian (2018ο»Ώ)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02
🚨︎ report

Everything you want to...

Everything you want to do is either expensive, illegal, or frowned upon.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
🚨︎ report

If voting changed an...

If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal. - Emma Goldman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
🚨︎ report

β€˜Illegal we do immediately...

β€˜Illegal we do immediately; unconstitutional takes a little longer’ - Henry Kissinger
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08
🚨︎ report

"I suggest we learn to ...

"I suggest we learn to love ourselves before it's made illegal..." - incubus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21
🚨︎ report

"Remember, licking doorkn...

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets." ~Spongebob Squarepants
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04
🚨︎ report

Illegal aliens have always b...

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. Robert Orben
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20
🚨︎ report

Just because something is legal doesn't me...

Just because something is legal doesn't mean you should do it, and just because something is illegal doesn't mean it shouldn't be done
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
🚨︎ report

β€œThe illegal we do imme...

β€œThe illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.”
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
🚨︎ report

β€œThe illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization o...

β€œThe illegality of cannabis is outrageous, an impediment to full utilization of a drug which helps produce the serenity and insight, sensitivity and fellowship so desperately needed in this increasingly mad and dangerous world.” ― Carl Sagan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 09
🚨︎ report

"All plants should be declared legal, and all anima...

"All plants should be declared legal, and all animals for that matter. The notion of illegal plants and animals is obnoxious and ridiculous." - Terence McKenna
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27
🚨︎ report

"Ice-cream is exquis...

"Ice-cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn't illegal." - Voltaire
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01
🚨︎ report

"Corporations are people, Pizza is a vegetable, ...

"Corporations are people, Pizza is a vegetable, the Internet will be censored and protest is illegal. Welcome to 21st century America." - Barrett Garese
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
🚨︎ report

"Everything in life that’s any fun, as...

"Everything in life that’s any fun, as somebody wisely observed, is either immoral, illegal or fattening.” -P.G Wodehouse
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29
🚨︎ report

You are born in a free world, where...

You are born in a free world, where beliefs are forced upon you, and you should be lucky breathing isn't illegal.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05
🚨︎ report

"If government were a p...

"If government were a product, selling it would be illegal." P. J. O'Rourke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16
🚨︎ report