Ice Quotes

You won't know what's the best, you will grow...

You won't know what's the best, you will grow into it. Don't be the guy who tastes all flavours before picking one Ice cream, that guy sucks.
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"Never forget what you are. The rest of the world wi...

"Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armour, then it can never be used to hurt you" -George R.R Martin (A Song of Ice and Fire)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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'If you're going to...

'If you're going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.'
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08
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The antidote to negativity is not positivity, it’s...

The antidote to negativity is not positivity, it’s warmth. Positivity tells a sad person to stop being sad, warmth tells a sad person to go get some icecream.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02
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"The best way to teach your ki...

"The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream." β€” Bill Murray
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06
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"The highest expression of our human nature is to purify our m...

"The highest expression of our human nature is to purify our minds. To clear away the clouds, the sheets of snow, the ice that we’re encased in." β€”Ayya Medhanandi Bhikkhuni, β€œThe Dharma of Snow”
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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A man is measured by the way tha...

A man is measured by the way that he thinks Not clothing lines, ice links, leather, and minks -John Cena
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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β€œIf you want to make every...

β€œIf you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader, sell ice cream." – Steve Jobs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22
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"Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed ...

"Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word." --George R.R. Martin, A Game of Thrones (A Song of Ice and Fire, #1)
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β€œThe best way to teach your ki...

β€œThe best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.” β€” Bill Murray
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23
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"He who cannot put his thoughts ...

"He who cannot put his thoughts on ice should not enter into the heat of dispute." -Friedrich Nietzsche
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08
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β€œHer opinion to ...

β€œHer opinion to me is like spit on ice cream” - my mom
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
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β€œThe antidote to negativity is not positivity, its warmth. P...

β€œThe antidote to negativity is not positivity, its warmth. Positivity tells a sad person that there’s no reason to be sad. Warmth asks the sad person if they want to go get some icecream.”
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29
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"The trouble with jogging...

"The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass." β€” Martin Mull
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25
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"The warmth of a smile i...

"The warmth of a smile is able to melt the ice of a sadness" (William Ventura)
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Ice-cream is exquis...

Ice-cream is exquisite - what a pity it isn't illegal. - Voltaire
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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"Held within the Pleasure Dome decreed by Kubla Khan. To taste my bitter triumph...

"Held within the Pleasure Dome decreed by Kubla Khan. To taste my bitter triumph, as a mad immortal man. Nevermore shall I return, escape these caves of ice. For I have dined on honeydew, and drunk the milk of Paradise." ~Neil Peart (Rush - Xanadu)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02
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"The best way to teach your k...

"The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream" - Bill Murray
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16
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"If you want to make every...

"If you want to make everybody happy, don't be a leader - sell ice cream" - Steve Jobs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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To break the ice I send pictures of pe...

To break the ice I send pictures of pens, they’re unsolicited Bic pics. Part joke, part commentary. -u/Kapitalist_Pigdog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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"Tupac was one of the bigg...

"Tupac was one of the biggest thugs I know and he always wore his seat belt" Ice Cube
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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β€œYou can't discuss the ocean with a well frog - he's lim...

β€œYou can't discuss the ocean with a well frog - he's limited by the space he lives in. You can't discuss ice with a summer insect - he's bound to a single season.” ― Zhuangzi
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 25
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"If the American intellectual class rivets itself to a β€œliberal” philosophy ...there will th...

"If the American intellectual class rivets itself to a β€œliberal” philosophy ...there will then be need for β€œdemocrats” whose task will be to divide, confuse, disturb, keep the intellectual waters constantly in motion to prevent any such ice from ever forming."- Randolph Bourne (1914)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17
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Constant kindness can accomplish much. As the sun ...

Constant kindness can accomplish much. As the sun makes ice melt, kindness causes misunderstanding, mistrust, and hostility to evaporate - Albert Schweitzer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19
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"You're never poor, ...

"You're never poor, when you're doing something creative." Ice Cube
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05
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Like a piece of ice on a ho...

Like a piece of ice on a hot stove the poem must ride on its own melting - Robert Frost
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18
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If your going to ...

If your going to walk on thin ice, you may as well dance.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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β€œLadies and gentlemen, take my advic...

β€œLadies and gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice.” - Dr. Sidney Freedman [M*A*S*H].
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03
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"The best way to teach your k...

"The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream" - Bill Murray
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18
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"Does holding a pan handle harder cause your bo...

"Does holding a pan handle harder cause your body heat to increase faster? Ice doesn't freeze because of wind chill. What is insane?" - Denver Ross
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24
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"You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to ...

"You're the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my ice cream. My point is, you're worthless."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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In skating over thin i...

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. Ralph Waldo Emerson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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β€œThere is no creature on earth hal...

β€œThere is no creature on earth half so terrifying as a truly just man.” - Varys from A Song of Ice & Fire
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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"When the sun has set, no can...

"When the sun has set, no candle can replace it." -George R.R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15
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β€œDo you really have to be the ice quee...

β€œDo you really have to be the ice queen intellectual or the slut whore? Isn’t there some way to be both?” -Susan Sarandon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27
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Shuffle your fe...

Shuffle your feet when walking on thin ice.β€”Anonymous
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10
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"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra a...

"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." - Matt Groening
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22
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The secret of skating ...

The secret of skating across thin ice is to move exceedingly fast.β€”Emerson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22
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Trying to control everything happening in your life is like driving on an icy road, ...

Trying to control everything happening in your life is like driving on an icy road, if you hit black ice the worst thing you could do is slam on the brakes and grab the wheel. Instead you should wait patiently and in time the car will correct itself. -Unknown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02
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"Ice-cream is exquis...

"Ice-cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn't illegal." - Voltaire
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01
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"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra a...

"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." - Homer Simpson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31
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"Without ice cream ther...

"Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos" -Ben and Jerry's sign
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"If someone breaks your heart just punch ...

"If someone breaks your heart just punch them in the face. Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream" Frank Ocean
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β€œIf you walk into a Starbucks and order a β€˜decaf grandee, half soy, half lowfat,...

β€œIf you walk into a Starbucks and order a β€˜decaf grandee, half soy, half lowfat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n’-Low and one NutraSweet’ ...Ooooh, you’re a huge asshole.” ~ George Carlin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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"Life is like an ice-cream c...

"Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time." - Charles M. Schulz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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β€œYou never really know your f...

β€œYou never really know your friends from your enemies until the ice breaks." β€” Eskimo Proverb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08
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"Life is short. Ea...

"Life is short. Eat dessert first."- Sign by an ice cream shop
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 26
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"I hope no one minds but I hav...

"I hope no one minds but I have no intention of facing this sober." - from The Ice Pirates (1984)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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"You're on thin fucking ice my pedi...

"You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks... now fuck off!" - Snatch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23
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"I love a Hebrew National hot dog with an ...

"I love a Hebrew National hot dog with an ice-cold Corona - no lime. If the phone rings, I won't answer until I'm done." -Maya Angelou
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29
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"I hope no one minds, but I have no...

"I hope no one minds, but I have no intention of faceing this sober." The Ice Pirates (and me this time of year)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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"Civilization is a...

"Civilization is an interlude between ice ages." - Will Durant
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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When you're stressed, You eat Ice cream...

When you're stressed, You eat Ice cream, Cake, Chocolate & Sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS.
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"Scientists say Hurricane Sandy likely linked to reco...

"Scientists say Hurricane Sandy likely linked to record Arctic Sea [ice] loss this year but fuck them they're just scientists. What does the bible say?" - Bill Maher
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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Be Water: Deep Tho...

Be Water: Deep Thoughts From The Ice Cream Truck {9.24.2010}
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25
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"Put me on the court and I'm t...

"Put me on the court and I'm trouble, last week messed around and got a triple double." --Ice Cube
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12
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"Some motherfuckers ...

"Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill. " - Blade
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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Deep Thoughts ...

Deep Thoughts From The Ice Cream Truck {9.23.2010}
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24
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Dwell On What You Want To ...

Dwell On What You Want To Become: Deep Thoughts From The Ice Cream Truck {9.27.2010}
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28
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