Hydrogen Quotes

"The two most common element...

"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity." β€” Harlan Ellison
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"There is more stupidity than h...

"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe and it has a longer shelf life." Frank Zappa
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β€œSome scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic...

β€œSome scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.” ~ Frank Zappa
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β€œThere is more stupidity than h...

β€œThere is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.” β€”Frank Zappa
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"The two most common element...

"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity." β€” Harlan Ellison
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β€œThe two most common element...

β€œThe two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.” ― Harlan Ellison
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We might as well attempt to introduce a new planet into th...

We might as well attempt to introduce a new planet into the solar system, or to annihilate one already in existence, as to create or destroy a particle of Hydrogen. -John Dalton 1810
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"Give hydrogen enoug...

"Give hydrogen enough time and it starts asking where it came from."
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"Hydrogen is a colourless, odorless gas, whi...

"Hydrogen is a colourless, odorless gas, which if left alone in large enough quantities, for long enough, will begin to think about itself."
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"We are by-products of the Universe trying to ...

"We are by-products of the Universe trying to understand the Universe from within. Kind of like Hydrogen trying to figure out Water." - /u/Nihar9
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Almost 99% of the mass of the human body ...

Almost 99% of the mass of the human body is made up of six elements: oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, calcium, and phosphorus.
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"Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen an...

"Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." -Dave Barry
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"Some scientists say that a major building block of the universe is hydrogen, b...

"Some scientists say that a major building block of the universe is hydrogen, because it’s the most plentiful element. But my theory is that the universe is made out of stupidity, because it is more plentiful than hydrogen.” Frank Zappa (1993)
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"From the first chipped stone to the first smelted...

"From the first chipped stone to the first smelted iron took nearly 3 million years; from the first iron to the hydrogen bomb took only 3 000” - Ronald Wright
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β€œSome piously record 'In the beginn...

β€œSome piously record 'In the beginning God', but I say 'In the beginning hydrogen” - Harlow Shapley (Astronomer)
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"Religious faith deserves a chapter to itself in the annal...

"Religious faith deserves a chapter to itself in the annals of war technology, on an even footing with the longbow, the warhorse, the tank, and the hydrogen bomb." - Richard Dawkins
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"Not all chemicals are bad. - Without chemicals such a...

"Not all chemicals are bad. - Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." - Dave Barry
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"Hydrogen is a light, odorless g...

"Hydrogen is a light, odorless gas, which, given enough time, turns into people." - Edward R. Harrison
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Water is H2O, hydrogen two parts, oxygen one, but...

Water is H2O, hydrogen two parts, oxygen one, but there is also a third thing, that makes water and nobody knows what that is. D.H. Lawrence, Pansies, 1929
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β€œWe, all of us, are what happens when a primordial...

β€œWe, all of us, are what happens when a primordial mixture of hydrogen and helium evolves for so long that it begins to ask where it came from.” -Jill Tarter
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"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as...

"Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." - Dave Barry
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Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic...

Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe - Frank Zappa
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