Homer Quotes

β€œYou tried your best and yo...

β€œYou tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."...Homer Simpson
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β€œmmmm......

β€œmmmm...dough nuts...” β€” Homer
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β€œNo one can hurry me down to Hades before my time, but if a...

β€œNo one can hurry me down to Hades before my time, but if a man's hour is come, be he brave or be he coward, there is no escape for him when he has once been born.” - Homer, The Iliad
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"Hey, Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply...

"Hey, Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left!" -Barnard Arnold "Barney" Gumble
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To be loved, you have to be nice ...

To be loved, you have to be nice to people, everyday. But to be hated, you don't have to do squat! ...Homer
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"The author of the Iliad is eithe...

"The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name." β€” Aldous Huxley
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"You can't keep blaming you...

"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once and move on." -Homer Simpson
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Travel widely, exp...

Travel widely, experiment boldly, love deeply - Winslow Homer
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"Be still my heart...

"Be still my heart; thou hast known worse than this." ~ Homer
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β€œIt take two to lie....

β€œIt take two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.” - Homer Simpson
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"Sometime, when you least expect it, you’ll realize th...

"Sometime, when you least expect it, you’ll realize that someone loved you. And that means that someone can love you again! And that’ll make you smile." --Homer Simpson
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β€œWhen a woman says nothing’s wrong, it means everything’s wrong. When a...

β€œWhen a woman says nothing’s wrong, it means everything’s wrong. When a woman says everything’s wrong, it means everything’s wrong. And when a woman says that something isn’t funny, you’d better not laugh” ~Homer Simpson
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"Don't keep blaming your...

"Don't keep blaming yourself. Blame yourself once and move on". -Homer Simpson
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β€œHe who is tired of W...

β€œHe who is tired of Weird Al, is tired of life itself.” - Homer Simpson
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"You can't keep blaming you...

"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once and move on." -Homer Simpson
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"The author of the Iliad is eithe...

"The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name." β€” Aldous Huxley
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"Little by little the look of the country changes because of the ...

"Little by little the look of the country changes because of the men we admire. You're just going to have to make up your own mind one day about what's right and wrong." -Melvyn Douglas as Homer Bannon
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β€œIs the poop deck ...

β€œIs the poop deck really what I think it is?” -Homer J Simpson
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"Wit ought to be five or six degree...

"Wit ought to be five or six degrees above the ideas that form the intelligence of an audience." - Homer Simpson
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"The gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment may...

"The gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment may be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again." (Homer (the Iliad))
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"For a friend with an understa...

"For a friend with an understanding heart is worth no less than a brother" ( Homer, The Odyssey)
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"Sing in me, Muse! And through me tell the story of that man skilled in ...

"Sing in me, Muse! And through me tell the story of that man skilled in all ways of contending, the wanderer, harried for years on end after he'd plundered the stronghold of the proud heights of Troy" - The Odyssey by Homer
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Blinkers? What direction I w...

Blinkers? What direction I want to go is my business and noone elses. --Homer Simpson, S30E5
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'Ah how shameless - the way these mortals blame the gods. From us alone th...

'Ah how shameless - the way these mortals blame the gods. From us alone they say come all their miseries, yes, but they themselves with their own reckless ways compound their pains beyond their proper share.' -Homer (The Odyssey)
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"Suppose we've chosen the wrong god. E...

"Suppose we've chosen the wrong god. Every time we go to church we're just making him madder and madder." - Homer Simpson
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Here's to alcohol: the cause...

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems. Homer Simpson 1987
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β€œI believe that children ...

β€œI believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.” - Homer Simpson
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"Sometime, when you least expect it, you'll realize th...

"Sometime, when you least expect it, you'll realize that someone loved you. And that means that someone can love you again! And that'll make you smile." - Homer Simpson
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"That's the great thing about ar...

"That's the great thing about art. Everyone can have their own opinion on why it sucks" - Homer Simpson
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β€œTo alcohol! The cause of.....

β€œTo alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems” - Homer Simpson
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Son, if you really want something in this life...

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
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Trying is the fir...

Trying is the first step towards failure. - Homer Simpson
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"The blade itself inc...

"The blade itself incites to deeds of violence" - Homer (The Odyssey)
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​Zeus now addressed the immortals: β€œWhat a lamentable thing it is that men should bla...

​Zeus now addressed the immortals: β€œWhat a lamentable thing it is that men should blame the gods and regard us as the source of their troubles when it is their own wickedness that brings them sufferings worse than any which Destiny allots them.” Homer, The Iliad
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"I'm not a bath man ...

"I'm not a bath man myself. More of a cologne man." -Homer Simpson
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[Honesty] "Marge, it takes...

[Honesty] "Marge, it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen" - Homer Simpson
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"Carnies built this country...the carnival part of...

"Carnies built this country...the carnival part of it, anyway...and though they may be ratlike in appearance, they are truly kings among men." Homer Simpson
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"I will love you as long as ...

"I will love you as long as my heart still beats and my brain still brains." - Homer Simpson
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"I believe that children ...

"I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now." - Homer Simpson
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"You are just as bad as me and...

"You are just as bad as me and you used to be better and that makes you the worse " homer simpson
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"In a world gone mad o...

"In a world gone mad only a lunatic is truly insane." - Homer J. Simpson
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"I've always wondered if there...

"I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know. There is, and it's me." ~ Homer Simpson
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What if we are praying to the ...

What if we are praying to the wrong god and just getting him angrier and angrier? --Homer Simpson
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" ... the point of ...

" ... the point of Moby Dick is, β€œBe yourself.” - Homer Simpson
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"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra a...

"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." - Homer Simpson
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But no one has so far succeeded in singing an ...

But no one has so far succeeded in singing an epic of peace. What is wrong with peace that its inspiration doesn't endure.. Homer, Wings of Desire
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"It's not enough to wa...

"It's not enough to want a cracker, you have to earn it." – Homer Simpson
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It takes two to lie....

It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. --Homer Simpson
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Sometime, when you least expect it, you'll realize th...

Sometime, when you least expect it, you'll realize that someone loved you. And that means that someone can love you again! And that'll make you smile. - Homer Simpson
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"D'oh... my dad is a...

"D'oh... my dad is a failure just like Barts dad." - Homer Simpson.
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β€œ Discover what you want most of ...

β€œ Discover what you want most of all in this world, and set yourself to work on it. ” β€” John Homer Miller
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"Trying is the fi...

"Trying is the first step towards failure" - Homer simpson
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"Son, all hobbies suck. But if you keep at ...

"Son, all hobbies suck. But if you keep at it, you might find at the end that you've managed to kill some precious time." -Homer Simpson
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"To alcohol! The cause of...

"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems." - Homer Simpson
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"Why do I need to learn ...

"Why do I need to learn English? I'm never going to England" -Homer J. Simpson
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"What are you, a travel agen...

"What are you, a travel agent? 'Cause you're sending me on a guilt trip." - Homer Simpson.
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β€œI’m not normally a praying ma...

β€œI’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman!” Homer Simpson
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Where shall a man find sweetness to surpass His ...

Where shall a man find sweetness to surpass His own home and parents? In far lands He shall not, though he find a house of gold. -- Homer, The Odyssey
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Homer: "Sorry, Mr. Burns. But I don't go in for...

Homer: "Sorry, Mr. Burns. But I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious. But the answer is no!"
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"All right, brain, I don't like you and you d...

"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer." - Homer Simpson
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"In a World Gone Mad...

"In a World Gone Mad, Only a Lunatic Is Truly Insane"-Homer Simpson
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