Highway Quotes

“This morning I can’t tell if I’m nihilist or religious, ...

“This morning I can’t tell if I’m nihilist or religious, or if there’s even a difference. If God made the West Texas highway, I guess there probably isn’t.” - Patrick Schneeweiss
📅︎ Jan 02
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We work our jobs Collect our pay Believe we'...

We work our jobs Collect our pay Believe we're gliding down the highway When in fact we're slip slidin' away Paul Simon - Slip Slidin' Away
📅︎ Sep 26
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"Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, ...

"Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything." — Charles Kuralt
📅︎ Jun 08
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“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and ...

“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!” ― Hunter S. Thompson, The Proud Highway: Saga o
📅︎ Apr 24
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"I used to have horrible cars that would always end up broken down on the highway. When I t...

"I used to have horrible cars that would always end up broken down on the highway. When I tried to flag someone down, nobody stopped. But if I pushed my own car, other drivers would get out and push with me. If you want help, help yourself - people like to see that." -Chris Rock
📅︎ Apr 14
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"It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car ...

"It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway." — Evan Esar
📅︎ Feb 03
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"Clogged highways and blocked arteries. Oil sheen on the gulf, methane gas in the sink. Boys f...

"Clogged highways and blocked arteries. Oil sheen on the gulf, methane gas in the sink. Boys from Detroit killing boys from Baghdad. Culture of ignorance, culture of pride. Landfills full of Chinese labor. Driving down the jogging lane to pick up healthy options packed by skinny children."
📅︎ Nov 14
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“Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your nor...

“Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow.” - Hunter Thompson
📅︎ Aug 01
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“Be a bush if you can’t be a tree. If you can’t be a highway, just be ...

“Be a bush if you can’t be a tree. If you can’t be a highway, just be a trail. If you can’t be a sun, be a star. For it isn’t by size that you win or you fail. Be the best of whatever you are.” - Martin Luther King, Jr
📅︎ Jul 28
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"It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car ...

"It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway." — Evan Esar
📅︎ Jul 02
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The highway's jammed...

The highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive
📅︎ Jan 25
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"But fear no more! I would not take this thing, if it lay by the highway. Not were Minas...

"But fear no more! I would not take this thing, if it lay by the highway. Not were Minas Tirith falling in ruin and I alone could save her, so, using the weapon of the Dark Lord for her good and my glory. No, I do not wish for such triumphs, Frodo son of Drogo." - Faramir
📅︎ May 03
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"Wars start when two parties ha...

"Wars start when two parties haven't taken the time to learn each other's tongues." - Tomson Highway
📅︎ Jan 31
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“The highways are crowded with people who drive as if their sole purpose in getting b...

“The highways are crowded with people who drive as if their sole purpose in getting behind the wheel is to avenge every wrong done them by man, beast or fate. The only thing that keeps them in line is their fear of death, jail and lawsuits.” ― Hunter S. Thompson
📅︎ Jul 05
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"There is something in the corporate manner of United Airlines that reminds me of the C...

"There is something in the corporate manner of United Airlines that reminds me of the California Highway Patrol, the exaggerated politeness of people who would be a hell of a lot happier if all their customers were in jail -- and especially you, sir." - Hunter Thompson
📅︎ Apr 13
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"Life is a h...

"Life is a highway, but you're not a car."
📅︎ Oct 03
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"Nationalism is a plain highway to internationalism, imperialism, in which nations...

"Nationalism is a plain highway to internationalism, imperialism, in which nations trespassing beyond the limits of facile assimilation transform the wholesome stimulative rivalry into the cut-throat struggle of competing empires." - J.A. Hobson- (1902)
📅︎ Jan 19
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