Henderson Quotes

"The true meaning of life is to pl...

"The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit." β€” Nelson Henderson
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"Tell me what makes you mad...

"Tell me what makes you mad and I will tell you what you're afraid of." - B.T.Henderson
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"People who behave like c...

"People who behave like corporations usually end up in prison." - Brian Henderson
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"Just about the time you get...

"Just about the time you get your shit together, it hits the fan." - Brian Thomas Henderson
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"Just like going up a down escalator, you must...

"Just like going up a down escalator, you must move at least slightly faster than entropy if you want to get anywhere." - Brian Thomas Henderson
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"Remember, if you’re headed in the wrong...

"Remember, if you’re headed in the wrong direction, Life considers U-turns to be legal, in all jurisdictions. - B.T. Henderson
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"Jenny McCarthy makes Sarah Palin lo...

"Jenny McCarthy makes Sarah Palin look like a person with average intelligence. A difficult feat." - B.T.Henderson
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"Generally speaking, the best argument a...

"Generally speaking, the best argument against male superiority are the men who claim that position." - Brian Thomas Henderson
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"I'm all-for the death penalty. I'm in favor ...

"I'm all-for the death penalty. I'm in favor of anything with the potential to increase the number of parking spaces." - Brian Thomas Henderson
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"Is pretending that you still like each othe...

"Is pretending that you still like each other considered an appropriate "role playing game" for married couples?" - Brian Thomas Henderson
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Most of the time, when I observe people who let it be known that th...

Most of the time, when I observe people who let it be known that they are religious, my thought is usually, "You'd better hope there's no Hell because you are NOT qualified for Heaven. - Brian Thomas Henderson
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"My favorite definition of "art" is this: A s...

"My favorite definition of "art" is this: A succinct glimpse of an aspect of reality that you were not previously aware of." - Brian Henderson
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"As far as I'm concerned, processed food is any previously edible substance that has been bro...

"As far as I'm concerned, processed food is any previously edible substance that has been broken down into its constituent parts - whereby the sunshine is allowed to escape - and then re-assembled into a more or less convincing imitation of an edible substance." - Brian Thomas Henderson
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β€œWhen it comes to quotations, it’s wise to...

β€œWhen it comes to quotations, it’s wise to remember that Winston Churchill said everything that Mark Twain didn’t.” – Brian Henderson
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