Headline Quotes

"Here's something to think about: ...

"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?" β€” Jay Leno
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"Here's something to think about: ...

"Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?" β€” Jay Leno
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If the headline is big enough...

If the headline is big enough, it makes the news big enough. β€”Charles Foster Kane, Citizen Kane
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"If a news headline tell'...

"If a news headline tell's you how to feel, it's not news, it's propaganda." Anon.
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"If one morning I walked on top of the water acro...

"If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim"." β€” Lyndon B. Johnson
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"How's that for a headline? "French...

"How's that for a headline? "French Fries""Murderer James French moments before his execution by electric chair
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"We are using the word 'guru' only becaus...

"We are using the word 'guru' only because 'charlatan' is too long to fit into a headline."β€”Peter Drucker's joking take on himself
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"I have been saying for many years that we are...

"I have been saying for many years that we are using the word β€˜guru’ only because β€˜charlatan’ is too long to fit into a headline"- Peter Drucker
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"Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline fo...

"Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's papers? 'French Fries!'" - James French, last words before execution by electrocution
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"The everyday kindness of the back ro...

"The everyday kindness of the back roads more than makes up for the acts of greed in the headlines." - Charles Kuralt
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