Hats Quotes

"A magician pulls rabbits out of ...

"A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats." — Anonymous
📅︎ Dec 04
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"A magician pulls rabbits out of ...

"A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats." — Anonymous
📅︎ Aug 01
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"You don't need people's opinion on a fact. You might...

"You don't need people's opinion on a fact. You might as well have a poll asking: Which number is bigger, 15 or 5? Or do owls exist? Or are there hats?" - John Oliver
📅︎ Mar 23
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That's what forgiveness sou...

That's what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence. -Carl, Llamas with hats
📅︎ May 26
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You ever notice that? Any time you see two groups of people who re...

You ever notice that? Any time you see two groups of people who really hate each other, chances are good they're wearing different kind of hats. Keep an eye on that, it might be important. - George Carlin
📅︎ Sep 02
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"I visualized a bunch of monocled gangbangers wi...

"I visualized a bunch of monocled gangbangers with top hats screaming "I AM ARRIVING, MY GOOD FELLOWS!" and "INDEED!"." My first favorite quote of 2010.
📅︎ Jan 03
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