Handy Quotes

"When ideas fail, word...

"When ideas fail, words come in very handy." β€” Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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Money is handy because i...

Money is handy because it frees you from doing things you dislike. - Karl Marx
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β€œ[A] quotation is a handy thing to have abo...

β€œ[A] quotation is a handy thing to have about, saving one the trouble of thinking for oneself, always a laborious business." ― A.A. Milne
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"Money frees you from doing things you...

"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." β€” Groucho Marx
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β€œI use the pen, because the pen is mightier th...

β€œI use the pen, because the pen is mightier than the sword. But you always have to keep the sword handy for when the pen fails.” - James Nichols
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"When ideas fail, word...

"When ideas fail, words come in very handy." β€” Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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β€œEvery man always has handy a dozen gl...

β€œEvery man always has handy a dozen glib little reasons why he is right not to sacrifice himself” - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
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"If the women don't find yo...

"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.". - Red Green
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"What, art thou mad? A man may see how this world goes with no eyes. Look with thine...

"What, art thou mad? A man may see how this world goes with no eyes. Look with thine ears: see how yond Judge rails upon yond simple thief. Hark, in thine ear: change places; and, handy-dandy, which is the justice, which is the thief?" -Shakespeare, King Lear
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"I always keep a supply of stimul...

"I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy." β€” W. C. Fields
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"Money frees you from doing things you...

"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." - Groucho Marx
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"Dad always thought laughter was the b...

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis." - Jack handy
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"Men, remember, if the women do...

"Men, remember, if the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy" -Red Green
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It takes a big man to cry, but it...

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. ~ Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy ..
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"If women don't find you hands...

"If women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy." - Steve Smith (Red Green)
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"If the women don't find yo...

"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy." - Red Green
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"Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing ther...

"Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is, is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because JUST WHERE DOES HE THINK HE'S GOING?" -- Jack Handy
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When smashing monuments, s...

When smashing monuments, save the pedestals. They always come in handy. - Stanislaw Lem
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"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across i...

"Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk." - Jack Handy
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