Ham Quotes

“If we had some eggs, we c...

“If we had some eggs, we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.” — Groucho Marx
📅︎ Mar 14
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"Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham san...

"Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore, a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness." - Raymond Smullyan.
📅︎ Apr 06
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"Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is bett...

"Nothing is better than eternal happiness. A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Therefore, a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness." - Raymond Smullyan, *What Is the Name of This Book?* (1978)
📅︎ Nov 05
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