Half Quotes

"The light that burns twice as ...

"The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long" - Eldon Tyrell ( Joe Turkel, Blade Runner)
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"We were happily married for eight m...

"We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years." β€” Nick Faldo
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"What happens when ...

"What happens when the future has come and gone?" β€” Robert Half
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"Never half ass tw...

"Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing." -Ron Swanson
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"Half the world lives, half the world makes. Half the world gives, while...

"Half the world lives, half the world makes. Half the world gives, while the other half takes. Half the world is, half the world was. Half the world thinks, while the other half does" ~Neil Peart RIP (Rush - Half The World)
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Well begun...

Well begun is half done. - Aristotle
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"The fear of suffering makes your life a ...

"The fear of suffering makes your life a half step. Freedom from the fear of suffering is needed for a full-stride life "- Sadhguru
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A Bold Attempt Is Half ...

A Bold Attempt Is Half Of Success.An Optimistic Attitute Is Half Of Success.
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β€œI Did Not Tell Half Of What I Sa...

β€œI Did Not Tell Half Of What I Saw, For I Knew I Would Not Be Believed” - Marco Polo - on his deathbed 1324
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β€œIn every jo...

β€œIn every joke there is a half of the truth”
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"Never half ass two...

"Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing." -Bernie Madoff
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"I've always been the type of per...

"I've always been the type of person who considers the glass half full... until my phone reaches 50%" ~Me
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"Free advice ...

"Free advice is worth the price." β€” Robert Half
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β€œNearly one-half o...

β€œNearly one-half of all Americans are torsos” -Demetri Martin
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The moving finger writes; and, having writ, moves on: nor...

The moving finger writes; and, having writ, moves on: nor all thy piety nor wit shall lure it back to cancel half a line, nor all thy tears wash out a word of it. -- Omar Khayyam
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"One time I didn'...

"One time I didn't shit for a week and a half"- Joey Diaz
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Some see the glass as half empty. ...

Some see the glass as half empty. Some see the glass as half full. I see the glass as too big. --George Carlin
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"Gamble everything for love, if you are a true human...

"Gamble everything for love, if you are a true human being. If not, leave this gathering. Half-heartedness doesn’t reach into majesty." --Rumi, The Essential Rumi
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β€œPersistence is what makes the imp...

β€œPersistence is what makes the impossible possible, the possible likely, and the likely definite” -Robert Half
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How much blow can Charlie ...

How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men. ...Jon Lovitz
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There are true unseen forces, but not nearly so many as we believe, nor would they rule...

There are true unseen forces, but not nearly so many as we believe, nor would they rule us so sternly if we did not admit them to our souls. We would not be assailed half so often by devils, had we not taken the trouble to invent so many of them. ...Robert Silverberg
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"Baseball is 90% men...

"Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical." β€” Yogi Berra
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β€œThink of how stupid the average p...

β€œThink of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin
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β€œHalf the world is composed of people who have som...

β€œHalf the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.” β€” Robert Frost
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β€œHalf of seeming clever is keeping...

β€œHalf of seeming clever is keeping your mouth shut at the right times.” ―Patrick Rothfuss, The Wise Man's Fear
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β€œA half truth is the worst o...

β€œA half truth is the worst of all lies, because it can be defended in partiality.” ~ Solon
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Think of how stupid the average pe...

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ― George Carlin.
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"The secret to living well and longer ...

"The secret to living well and longer is: eat half, walk double, laugh triple and love without measure." --Tibetan Proverb
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Half my life i...

Half my life is an act of revision. – John Irving
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"Understand that half the game is...

"Understand that half the game is keeping quiet, and carefully watching those around you." --Robert Greene
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"Believe nothing you he...

"Believe nothing you hear, and only one half that you see." Edgar Allen Poe
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"No man could write...

"No man could write a story half so sad as the history of man."
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"The first half of our lives are ru...

"The first half of our lives are ruined by our parents and the second half by our children." -- Clarence Darrow
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"There is something that is much more sca...

"There is something that is much more scarce, something rarer than ability. It is the ability to recognize ability." β€” Robert Half
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"Democracy is the recurrent suspicion ...

"Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time." β€” E. B. White
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"Half of what I say is meaningless; b...

"Half of what I say is meaningless; but I say it so that the other half may reach you."--Khalil Gibran, Sand and Foam
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β€œHalf the fun of nearly everything,...

β€œHalf the fun of nearly everything, you know, is thinking about it beforehand, or afterward.” β€” Howard R. Garis
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β€œNo half measures. Some things can’t be cut in ha...

β€œNo half measures. Some things can’t be cut in half. You can’t half-love someone. You can’t half-betray, or half-lie.” ― Mark Lawrence, Emperor of Thorns
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"Man has always been half a fool, half...

"Man has always been half a fool, half a hero. Never could tell which side was more dangerous." -Slate, Bioshock Infinite
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"Half of being smart i...

"Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about." ~Solomon Short
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Journey's hard and journey's long. Sometimes jou...

Journey's hard and journey's long. Sometimes journey turns out wrong. Sometimes makes you half-forget: Journey isn't over yet. - u/poem_for_your_sprog
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"At least half the mystery novels published v...

"At least half the mystery novels published violate the law that the solution, once revealed, must seem to be inevitable." β€” Raymond Chandler
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"Half the world lives. Half the world makes. Half the world gives, whil...

"Half the world lives. Half the world makes. Half the world gives, while the other half takes.Half the world is, half the world was, half the world thinks, while the other half does." ~Neil Peart (Rush - Half the World)
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β€œA good half of the ...

β€œA good half of the art of living is resilience.” ― Alain de Botton
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"What happens when ...

"What happens when the future has come and gone?" β€” Robert Half
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"Half the world talks, with half a mind on what they say. Half the world walks, with half a mi...

"Half the world talks, with half a mind on what they say. Half the world walks, with half a mind to run away. Half the world lies, half the world learns,half the world flies, as half the world turns. Half the world cries, half the world laughs, half the world tries to be the other half."
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"If your glass is half empty, all you m...

"If your glass is half empty, all you may need to be happy is not a different perspective, but a smaller glass" - Dalai Lama
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When I was born I was so s...

When I was born I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and a half.- Gracie Allen
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People who consider a glass to be...

People who consider a glass to be half full or half empty are missing the point. The glass is refillable.
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Anyone know a similar quote? '"ever...

Anyone know a similar quote? '"every truth is but a half truth, there is a limit to every paradigm' - Owen Cook
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β€œA Problem well-s...

β€œA Problem well-stated is half-solved”- Charles Kettering.
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"The saying "Getting there is half th...

"The saying "Getting there is half the fun" became obsolete with the advent of commercial airlines." β€” Henry J. Tillman
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"Half of the modern drugs could well be t...

"Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them." β€” Dr. Martin Henry Fischer
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"I don't know half of you half as well as I ...

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." β€” J. R. R. Tolkien
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"It seems, in fact, as though the second half of a ...

"It seems, in fact, as though the second half of a man's life is made up of nothing, but the habits he has accumulated during the first half." -Fyodor Dostoevsky
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"I am many things Kal-El, ...

"I am many things Kal-El, you couldn't even begin to imagine half of them." -Darkseid
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β€œPeople who wonder if the glass i...

β€œPeople who wonder if the glass is half empty or full miss the point. The glass is refillable.” – Unknown
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β€œIf you were half as funny as you ...

β€œIf you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you really are.” ― H.N. Turteltaub
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"We were happily married for eight m...

"We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years." β€” Nick Faldo
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"Believe half of what...

"Believe half of what you see and none of what you hear." -- Anonymous
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β€œThis life is half ma...

β€œThis life is half made up of partings, and these pains must be borne.”
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β€œIn 14 and a half seconds, the sun provides as much energy to Earth as humani...

β€œIn 14 and a half seconds, the sun provides as much energy to Earth as humanity uses in a day. And unlike my iPhone X that needs a constant charge..... the sun’s energy is renewable which means it’s not deleted when used!” ~ Phil DelNegro
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"If Pizza sizes were given in area not diameter...

"If Pizza sizes were given in area not diameter, you’d see instantly that a 7 inch is less than half the size of a 10 inch pie" Neil deGrasse Tyson
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"Half of the American people have never re...

"Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half." β€” Gore Vidal
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β€œI am h...

β€œI am half sick of shadows”.
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"Half the world is composed of people who have so...

"Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it." -Robert Frost
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"Just think of how stupid the avera...

"Just think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that" -George Carlin
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"Free advice ...

"Free advice is worth the price." β€” Robert Half
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β€œSome people see the glass half full. Othe...

β€œSome people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.” - George Carlin
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"Nearly one-half of...

"Nearly one-half of all Americans are torsos." β€” Demetri Martin
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"The glass is neither half-f...

"The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty. The glass is twice as big as it should be."
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"One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was h...

"One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, "Is it half full or half empty?" So I drank the water. No more problem." -Alejandro Jodorowsky
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β€œWhen I was a carpenter, I once worked with this Russian lady architect. I would...

β€œWhen I was a carpenter, I once worked with this Russian lady architect. I would tell her, β€˜Look, I’m terribly sorry, but I want to change that half an inch,’ and she would say β€˜No limit for better.’ I think that is a worthy credo.” - Harrison Ford
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"The man who can keep a secret may be ...

"The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep." - E. W. Howe
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