Grocery Quotes

I went to the 24 hour grocery. When I got there, the guy ...

I went to the 24 hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking up. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' The guy said, "Yes, but not in a row." - Steven Wright
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07
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"Everyone you meet always asks if you have a career, are ...

"Everyone you meet always asks if you have a career, are married, or own a house as if life was some kind of grocery list. But no one ever asks you if you are happy" β€” Darth Vader
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08
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"Everyone you meet always asks if you have a career, ...

"Everyone you meet always asks if you have a career, are married, or own a house as if life was some kind of grocery list. But no one ever asks you if you are happy"
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Everyone you meet always asks of you have a career, are m...

Everyone you meet always asks of you have a career, are married, or own a house as if life was some kind of grocery list. But no one ever asks you if you are Happy - Heath ledger
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23
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"Everyone you meet always asks if you have a career, are m...

"Everyone you meet always asks if you have a career, are married, or own a house as if life was some kind of grocery list. But no one ever asks you if you are happy" - Heath Ledger
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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Everybody always asks if you have a career, if you’re ma...

Everybody always asks if you have a career, if you’re married, if you have children. Like if life was some kind of grocery list. No one ever asks us if we’re happy. Farrah Gray
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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"Dating with no intent to marry is like going to th...

"Dating with no intent to marry is like going to the grocery store with no money. You either leave unhappy or take something that isn't yours." -Jefferson Bethke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 11
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"There are two spiritual dangers in not owning a farm. One i...

"There are two spiritual dangers in not owning a farm. One is the danger of supposing that breakfast comes from the grocery, and the other that heat comes from the furnace" - Also Leopold
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20
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"The same goes for Bible thumpers, cons...

"The same goes for Bible thumpers, conspiracy theorists, and grocery shoppers; They'll see the signs they want to see." - Me
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09
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