Got Quotes

โ€œIf kids got raped by clowns as often as kids...

โ€œIf kids got raped by clowns as often as kids get raped by preachers it would be against the law to take your kid to the circus.โ€ - Dan Savage
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The Way really Big things get accomplished in this world -- by people no diff...

The Way really Big things get accomplished in this world -- by people no different than you and I who Know what they want and put everything they've got behind it -- Barbara Sher in the Book "I could do anything if only I knew what it was
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I went to the 24 hour grocery. When I got there, the guy ...

I went to the 24 hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking up. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours.' The guy said, "Yes, but not in a row." - Steven Wright
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โ€œDonโ€™t comprom...

โ€œDonโ€™t compromise yourself, your all youโ€™ve got.โ€
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โ€œIf you always do what youโ€™ve a...

โ€œIf you always do what youโ€™ve always done, youโ€™ll always get what youโ€™ve always got.โ€ ~Steven Hayes
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"When a man farewells this world, all He's got left is his story....

"When a man farewells this world, all He's got left is his story. Don't leave it for the English to tell it. They'll only fuck it up and steal the proceeds" - Harry Power, True History of The Kelly Gang
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You've got to play the cards life de...

You've got to play the cards life deals you. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. But at least you're in the game.
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โ€œBeing noticed can be a burden. Jesus go...

โ€œBeing noticed can be a burden. Jesus got himself crucified because he got himself noticed. So I disappear a lot.โ€ - Bob Dylan
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โ€œThereโ€™s three rules that I live by: Never get less than 12 hours of sleep, n...

โ€œThereโ€™s three rules that I live by: Never get less than 12 hours of sleep, never play cards with a guy whoโ€™s got the same first name as a city, and never go near a lady whoโ€™s got a tattoo of a dagger on her body.โ€ - Coach Bobby Finstock
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Human beings are the only creatures on Eart...

Human beings are the only creatures on Earth who claim a god, and the only living thing that behaves like it hasn't got one. -HS Thompson
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"They got money for ...

"They got money for war, but can't feed the poor." Tupac Shakur 1993
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โ€œThe secret of success is sinc...

โ€œThe secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made.โ€ โ€” Jean Giraudoux
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"Goals. Those things you got fr...

"Goals. Those things you got from someone and aren't entirely sure why they're so hard to get." -- Me
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"Liberalism claimed that a village co...

"Liberalism claimed that a village could raise a child, but never got around to building the village." - Angela Nagle
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"I honestly feel like before you can do anything for anyo...

"I honestly feel like before you can do anything for anyone else youโ€™ve got to build your community up, your core. Thatโ€™s what made you, and thatโ€™s what raised you." - Trey Hope
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A real man is someone who ca...

A real man is someone who can give love that he never got... And is funny. - Garry Shandling
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If people got hit on the head by a baseball bat every week,...

If people got hit on the head by a baseball bat every week, pretty soon they would invent reasons why getting hit on the head with a baseball bat was a good thing. --Eliezer Yudkowsky
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โ€œEventually you have to say โ€˜honestly, shut the fuck upโ€™. Part of your job as a dir...

โ€œEventually you have to say โ€˜honestly, shut the fuck upโ€™. Part of your job as a director is youโ€™ve got to just stand your ground and say โ€˜this is what I want. Fuck offโ€™.โ€œ โ€” Ridley Scott on dealing with people who regularly challenge his creative decisions
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โ€œBefore you judge a man, walk a mile in hi...

โ€œBefore you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!โ€ - Billy Connolly
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โ€œDo not judge me by my successes, j...

โ€œDo not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again.โ€ - Nelson Mandela
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"The European Union is a group of count...

"The European Union is a group of countries that got together to screw the United States. It's as simple as that." -- DJT45
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"The truth is when you're a nobody you can go anywhere at a...

"The truth is when you're a nobody you can go anywhere at any time, but when you're a somebody you got to watch your step and keep a low profile...You can't just go anywhere..." ---M.D
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"The moment you've got nothi...

"The moment you've got nothing to lose become the moment you will start to gain something. "
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"Learning to let go should be learned before learning to get. L...

"Learning to let go should be learned before learning to get. Life should be touched, not strangled. Youโ€™ve got to relax, let it happen at times, and at others move forward with it." โ€”Ray Bradbury
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"Fear of the foreigner is something we've got to get over if the world's going t...

"Fear of the foreigner is something we've got to get over if the world's going to become a liveable place. And religious people have to calm down a bit and understand that other people think differently. Tolerance is the answer.โ€ - Billy Connolly
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โ€œ You canโ€™t change th...

โ€œ You canโ€™t change the verse, that verse got us here!โ€ - coach Meyer-
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"Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that fr...

"Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first." โ€” Peter Ustinov
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โ€œI kinda just wake up, roll out of be...

โ€œI kinda just wake up, roll out of bed and if I got anything to do, Iโ€™ll shower. If I donโ€™t, why shower?โ€ ~ Mac Demarco
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The key point is : you...

The key point is : you've got to enjoy what you do everyday -- Bill Gates
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Itโ€™s only natural that a person become...

Itโ€™s only natural that a person becomes quieter as they grow older. Theyโ€™ve got more to keep quiet about. โ€“ Samuel Butler
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โ€œYou've got to get up every morning w...

โ€œYou've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction.โ€ George Lorimer
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"If you want the ultimate, youโ€™ve got to be wi...

"If you want the ultimate, youโ€™ve got to be willing to pay the ultimate price. Itโ€™s not tragic to die doing what you love." - Bodhi, Point Break
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โ€œMusic is a form of protest because music is against all that, because you respond to it on an emo...

โ€œMusic is a form of protest because music is against all that, because you respond to it on an emotional level which has nothing to do with breeding or class or how much money you've got, you just like the song internally. Music makes you realise that stuff is just a load of rubbish." -Jarvis Cocker
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Iโ€™m the one thatโ€™s got to die when i...

Iโ€™m the one thatโ€™s got to die when itโ€™s time for me to die, so let me live my life the way I want to. --Jimi Hendrix
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"If you don't vote you're v...

"If you don't vote you're voting for whoever got in." ~my environmental ethics professor
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"Everybody got a story but...

"Everybody got a story but they'll only read your last page..." -Damon Sheehy-Guiseppi
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you know what kind of plan never fails? No plan at all. No plan! You know why?...

you know what kind of plan never fails? No plan at all. No plan! You know why? If you make a plan, life never works out that way. With no plan, nothing can go wrong and if something spins out of control, it doesn't matter. Got it? ~Parasite
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โ€œYou've got to go out o...

โ€œYou've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.โ€
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Doctor says I got 20/20...

Doctor says I got 20/20 vision, So... happy new year, tonight you are the 1;)
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"Discourse on virtue and they pass by...

"Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves. Whistle and dance the shimmy, and you've got an audience." - Diogenes
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โ€œHow can I be a failure if...

โ€œHow can I be a failure if I never got my chance?โ€ -Bad Batcher 99 from the Clone Wars
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"When I got older, when I opened my eyes ...

"When I got older, when I opened my eyes and saw the real world, I began to laugh and I havenโ€™t stopped since." - Sรธren Kierkegaard
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โ€œNo such thing as spare time. No such th...

โ€œNo such thing as spare time. No such thing as free time. No such thing as downtime. All you got is life time.โ€ - Henry Rollins
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Don't plant your bad days! They grow into weeks, the weeks grow into...

Don't plant your bad days! They grow into weeks, the weeks grow into months, and before you know it you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me: CHOKE those little bad days! CHOKE 'em down to nothing! -Tom Waits
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โ€œThe toughest thing about succ...

โ€œThe toughest thing about success is that youโ€™ve got to keep on being a success.โ€ โ€” Irving Berlin
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I wrote a $2.5 million check for vehicular manslaughter when Razzle died. I should ha...

I wrote a $2.5 million check for vehicular manslaughter when Razzle died. I should have gone to prison. I definitely deserved to go to prison. But I did 30 days in jail and got laid and drank beer, because that's the power of cash. That's fucked up. -Vince Neil
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"Life becomes easier when y...

"Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology you never got." โ€”Robert Brault
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โ€œI got my heart's desire, ...

โ€œI got my heart's desire, and there my troubles began.โ€ โ€• Lev Grossman, The Magicians
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"He's simply got the i...

"He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed." โ€” Saki
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"Nobody ever got ready by ...

"Nobody ever got ready by waiting. You only get ready by starting." - John C. Maxwell
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"call these hoes the blue shell from Mario, cause they only want us...

"call these hoes the blue shell from Mario, cause they only want us when we're first"- My friend Jaxon, after him and I made the varsity basketball team as freshies and got asked out by multiple senior chicks.
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"The best doctor in the world is the veter...

"The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know." โ€” Will Rogers
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Anyone got any g...

Anyone got any good heartbreak quotes? Post them here :)
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If you want something you've n...

If you want something you've never had , then you've got to do something you've never done. -N.S
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"You gotta problem with your woman y...

"You gotta problem with your woman you don't go out and get another one. Then you got two problems!" ~Frank Barone
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"I am big. It's the pictur...

"I am big. It's the pictures that got small". Gloria Swanson, in "Sunset Boulevard".
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"I loathe people who keep dogs. They a...

"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." โ€” August Strindberg
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โ€œWeโ€™ve got as many liv...

โ€œWeโ€™ve got as many lives as there are points of view.โ€ โ€” Peter L. Berger
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"What is the use of a house if y...

"What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?" โ€” Henry David Thoreau
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โ€œPain or damage dont end the world โ€” or despair, or fucking beatin...

โ€œPain or damage dont end the world โ€” or despair, or fucking beatings. The world ends when youre dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back.โ€ โ€”Al Swearengen
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โ€œI love my story. Sure it's been difficul...

โ€œI love my story. Sure it's been difficult, but it's the story that got me here, the reason I am who I am.โ€ โ€•โ€• Izey Victoria Odiase
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"You've got to tell me, brave Captain, why are th...

"You've got to tell me, brave Captain, why are the wicked so strong? How do the angels get to sleep when the Devil leaves his porch light on?" -Tom Waits
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โ€œTheyโ€™ve got us surround...

โ€œTheyโ€™ve got us surrounded again- the poor bastardsโ€ -Col. Creighton S. Abrams
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โ€œYou alone are responsible for yourself and your life. An...

โ€œYou alone are responsible for yourself and your life. And if you just do what youโ€™ve always done, youโ€™ll just get what youโ€™ve always got.โ€ The End of Loneliness- Benedict Wells
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If you want to make good use of your time...

If you want to make good use of your time, you've got to know what's most important and then give it all you've got -- Lee Iacocca
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"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating thing...

"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in...to kind of catapult the propaganda." - George W., May 24, 2005
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"I got over her in...

"I got over her in 90 days and 600 nights" - /u/-Skinwalker-
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โ€œThat's the whole problem with science. You'...

โ€œThat's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.โ€โ€•Bill Watterson
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"Just โ€˜cause you got the monkey o...

"Just โ€˜cause you got the monkey off your back doesnโ€™t mean that the circus has left town.โ€ โ€“ George Carlin
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"Roses are red violet...

"Roses are red violets are blue haven't got you anything better to do"
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If you want what others w...

If you want what others want, you got to do what other's aren't willing to do - J.W
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"Before you can transform your wallet fro...

"Before you can transform your wallet from poor to rich, you've got to transform your spirit from poor to rich." - Robert Kiyosaki
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Donโ€™t you know Iโ€™m unstoppable? Donโ€™t even try cause you will fall. I got a strength,...

Donโ€™t you know Iโ€™m unstoppable? Donโ€™t even try cause you will fall. I got a strength, deep in my soul. I got new courage and control! Iโ€™ll go beyond the limit break. The universe is mine to take! I have no fear, I think itโ€™s clear, letโ€™s kick it into high gear!
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