Golf Quotes

If you think it is hard to m...

If you think it is hard to meet new people try picking up the wrong golf ball....Jack Lemon
📅︎ Nov 15
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"I don't like what he says about Jo...

"I don't like what he says about John McCain. But when we play golf, it's fun.” - Senator Lindsey Graham on Trump
📅︎ Jun 11
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"If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be...

"If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States." - Henry Louis Mencken (1880/09/12 – 1956/01/29)
📅︎ Mar 05
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"Although golf was originally restricted to we...

"Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing." — Dave Barry
📅︎ Dec 21
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It's good sportsmanship to no...

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. Mark Twain
📅︎ Nov 19
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Golf is an exp...

Golf is an expensive variation of the marble game
📅︎ Feb 27
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"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small...

"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose." Winston Churchill
📅︎ Nov 02
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