If you think it is hard to m...
If you think it is hard to meet new people try picking up the wrong golf ball....Jack Lemon
"I don't like what he says about Jo...
"I don't like what he says about John McCain. But when we play golf, it's fun.” - Senator Lindsey Graham on Trump
"If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be...
"If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States." - Henry Louis Mencken (1880/09/12 – 1956/01/29)
"Although golf was originally restricted to we...
"Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing." — Dave Barry
It's good sportsmanship to no...
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. Mark Twain
Golf is an exp...
Golf is an expensive variation of the marble game
"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small...
"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose." Winston Churchill
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