Goat Quotes

"In short, the straightforward and good pers...

"In short, the straightforward and good person should be like a smelly goat - you know when they are in the room with you." Marcus Aurelius
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16
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The years slipped by almost without my noticing, and one morning I awoke to discover I had a wi...

The years slipped by almost without my noticing, and one morning I awoke to discover I had a wife and three kids. It was a surprise I can tell you. Nobody seemed to know where they had come from. I also had a job, which was an even bigger surprise. - β€œMountain Goats Never Say Cheese,” McManus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11
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When your clothes are ma...

When your clothes are made of cassava leaves, you don’t take a goat as a friend.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you ...

The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire' and the computer will ask, 'Specify type of goat.' -- Jason Alexander
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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Sometimes there has to be a goa...

Sometimes there has to be a goat on some level, and I'm totally fine with that being me. Abby Wambach
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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"When you punish a person for dream...

"When you punish a person for dreaming his dream don't expect him to thank or forgive you" - The Mountain Goats
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01
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β€œIdeas are easy. It’s the executi...

β€œIdeas are easy. It’s the execution of ideas that really separates the sheep from the goats.” β€” Sue Grafton
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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Once there were two brothers. One decided to join the crowd and be a sheep. Safe and penned in...

Once there were two brothers. One decided to join the crowd and be a sheep. Safe and penned in fear. He was fleeced until slaughter. His brother decided to be a wild goat. Bouncing around frolicking and alive with wild. He lived fury and fearless all his long life. The end. - Badjewbuddha
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 07
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"Love is not love, w...

"Love is not love, without a violin playing goat." - Julia Roberts
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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"Bring me a bowl of cof...

"Bring me a bowl of coffee before I turn into a goat!" -Johann Sebastian Bach
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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"I am this great, unstable mass of blood and...

"I am this great, unstable mass of blood and foam/And no one in her right mind would make her home my home" -The Mountain Goats, Autoclave
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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"You can't ride...

"You can't ride home on a bowl of goat." - Ron White
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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"Familiarity breeds contempt" β€” the Animal Quotes ...

"Familiarity breeds contempt" β€” the Animal Quotes Edition. Aesop vs. Political Pundit vs. Goats vs. Swine flu. (from the quotation site QuoteCounterquote.com)
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