Girl Quotes

Once upon a time there was a boy who loved a girl, an...

Once upon a time there was a boy who loved a girl, and her laughter was a question he wanted to spend his whole life answering. - Nicole Krauss, The History of Love -
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β€’Its the same old story, boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl fin...

β€’Its the same old story, boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the orange bowl on new years eve"...Leslie Nielsen
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Women's Day 2020 " The role of a girl ...

Women's Day 2020 " The role of a girl has impact on society has accelerating price and features over the rule of world."
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"When girls are educated, the...

"When girls are educated, their countries become stronger and more prosperous" - Michelle Obama
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"I was not always the best student with the highest grades, but my teachers saw something ...

"I was not always the best student with the highest grades, but my teachers saw something in me and tried to encourage me." - Nobel Laureate May-Britt Moser. This girl would grow up to uncover one of the brain's biggest mysteries: grid cells, which act as the brain's inner GPS.
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Prostitution is criminal, and bad things happen because it's run illegally by dirt-...

Prostitution is criminal, and bad things happen because it's run illegally by dirt-bags who are criminals. If it's legal, then the girls could have health checks, unions, benefits, anything any other worker gets, and it would be far better. ...Jesse Ventura
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'This wasn't technically part of my research but I have...

'This wasn't technically part of my research but I have a serious cute geeky girl playing the ukelele fetish I can neither explain nor defend'- Wade Watts, Ready Player One
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"Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them...

"Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a fucked-up girl who's lookin' for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours." ~ Clementine Kruczynski, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind
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To a smart girl men ar...

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer. ... Zsa Zsa Gabor
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β€œYou see, Doctor, God didn't kill that little girl. Fate didn't butcher her and destiny di...

β€œYou see, Doctor, God didn't kill that little girl. Fate didn't butcher her and destiny didn't feed her to those dogs. If God saw what any of us did that night he didn't seem to mind. From then on I knew... God doesn't make the world this way. We do.” - Rorschach, The watchmen
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"Massachusetts is 10% Chine...

"Massachusetts is 10% Chinese... because, y'know, China town." - girl in my Spanish class
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Dear Diamond, we all know who is...

Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake Anonymous
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"If i had a dollar for every g...

"If i had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd find me attractive" -Unknown
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"Many a man who falls in love w...

"Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl." β€” Evan Esar
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Only good girls keep dia...

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have the time. Tallulah Bankhead
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I went to McDonalds yesterday and said "I wou...

I went to McDonalds yesterday and said "I would like some fries" The girl at the counter said, "would you like some fries with that?" Jay Leno
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β€œYou may not be the prettiest girl I know. Or the most popular. But while...

β€œYou may not be the prettiest girl I know. Or the most popular. But while that may be true, that doesn’t mean that underneath, there isn’t a heart full of love and compassion, waiting to be unlocked by a certain someone.β€œ -Me
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"The fawn-eyed girl with sun-browned legs dances on the ...

"The fawn-eyed girl with sun-browned legs dances on the edge of his dream. And her voice rings in his ears, like the music of the spheres." ~Neil Peart, (Rush - The Analog Kid)
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"It's the good girls who keep...

"It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time." β€” Tallulah Bankhead
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"There is a girl who still w...

"There is a girl who still writes you. She doesn't know how not to."--Sarah Kay, "Postcards"
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"If all the girls who attended the Y...

"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised." β€” Dorothy Parker
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Work hard enough and study enough, that i...

Work hard enough and study enough, that it might be alright if a girl rejects you but don't give a chance to her dad to reject you.
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"I stopped looking for a Dream ...

"I stopped looking for a Dream Girl, I just wanted one that wasn't a nightmare." - Charles Bukowski
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"Leave it to a girl to t...

"Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination." β€” Bill Watterson
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"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, '...

"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'" β€” Jay Leno
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A girl should be li...

A girl should be like a butterfly. Pretty to see, hard to catch
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"If all the girls who attended the Yal...

"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I shouldn't be at all surprised." -- -- Dorothy Parker
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β€œWinning’s all about looking...

β€œWinning’s all about looking happier than the other guy.” Twelfth Doctor, The Girl Who Died
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β€œThey fell in love with a girl, they set heaven and earth i...

β€œThey fell in love with a girl, they set heaven and earth in motion to possess her; when they succeeded, perhaps they tired of her and sought a new love.” -Either/Or, Soren Kierkegaard
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"The world is changing. Music is changing. Drugs are changing. Eve...

"The world is changing. Music is changing. Drugs are changing. Even men and women are changing. One thousand years from now, there'll be no guys and no girls, just wankers. Sounds great to me." - John Hodge
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"Many a man who falls in love w...

"Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl." β€” Evan Esar
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β€œNever delay kissing a pre...

β€œNever delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey.” ~ Ernest Hemingway
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*"The flatter the che...

*"The flatter the chest your girl has the closer you are to her heart"*
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β€œWhen I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think tw...

β€œWhen I see a pretty girl walking down the street, I think two things. One part wants to be real nice and sweet, and the other part wonders what her head would look like on a stick” - Ed Gein
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"If all the girls who attended the Y...

"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised." β€” Dorothy Parker
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"Home is the place where boys and girls first learn...

"Home is the place where boys and girls first learn how to limit their wishes, abide by rules, and consider the rights and needs of others." -- Sidonie Gruenberg
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"If a girl in hentai has a peni...

"If a girl in hentai has a penis it isn't arousing and becomes more entertaining"-me in first period
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β€œWhen you come to ...

β€œWhen you come to a girl in the road... take it” -Yogi -Berra-
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"The most beautiful thin...

"The most beautiful things are damaged in some way" -Ana (Sad Girls, Lang leave)
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"The fawn-eyed girl with sun-browned legs dances on the ...

"The fawn-eyed girl with sun-browned legs dances on the edge of his dream. And her voice rings in his ears, like the music of the spheres." ~Neil Peart (Rush - The Analog Kid)
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"A girl phoned me the other day and said ...

"A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home." β€” Rodney Dangerfield
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β€œI was always an unusual girl. My mother told me I had a chameleon soul,...

β€œI was always an unusual girl. My mother told me I had a chameleon soul, no moral compass pointing due north, no fixed personality; just an inner indecisiveness that was as wide and as wavering as the ocean.” ― Lana Del Rey
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"Girls are always runni...

"Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk." β€” Andy Gibb
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"A wise girl knows her limit...

"A wise girl knows her limits, a smart girl knows that she has none." -- Marilyn Monroe 1953
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If all girls were taught how to love each other fiercely inst...

If all girls were taught how to love each other fiercely instead of how to compete with each other and hate their own bodies, what a different and beautiful world we would live in. -Unknown
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"Nothing turns on a...

"Nothing turns on a man more than a girl having a big fat heart"
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"All I understood was that she was the girl I sat up every night thinking about, and when I’...

"All I understood was that she was the girl I sat up every night thinking about, and when I’m with her I’m happy to be alive. Like I can do anything, even talk to you like this. That’s what love is mom, when I am a better person because she is here." - Cory Matthews (Boy Meets World)
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"A girl phoned me the other day and said ...

"A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home." β€” Rodney Dangerfield
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β€œI inhaled books like other people breathe oxygen. I didn't ...

β€œI inhaled books like other people breathe oxygen. I didn't just read for knowledge or pleasure, I read to live.” ― Yeonmi Park, In Order to Live: A North Korean Girl's Journey to Freedom
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"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, '...

"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'" β€” Jay Leno
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Any man who can drive safely while kissin...

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. ~Albert Einstein.
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"She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except s...

"She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together." - J. D. Salinger, "A Girl I Knew"
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"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl k...

"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again." β€” Rick Polito
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"Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to ...

"Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in." -Zapp Brannigan
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"No Girl Will Choose Six Pack Ov...

"No Girl Will Choose Six Pack Over Six Cars.. So Stop Going to The Gym and go to Work." β€”Robert Mugabe
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"Love is the delightful interval between ...

"Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock." β€” John Barrymore
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"A girl and a cup of good wine...

"A girl and a cup of good wine remedies all distress. He who does not drink or kiss, he is dead."
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Yes, at my age I still chas...

Yes, at my age I still chase girls. I just can't remember what to do when I catch them.
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