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Every time you feel yourself getting pulled ...

Every time you feel yourself getting pulled into other people's drama, think these words: 'not my circus, not my monkeys.' - Polish proverb
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"I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't...

"I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood." — Tom Hanks
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"Wisdom is the reward you get fo...

"Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you would rather have talked.” Mark Twain
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"Doing cocaine will not make your ex girlfriend get ba...

"Doing cocaine will not make your ex girlfriend get back together with you, but it will make her worry about you, and in the end, what's the difference?" - John Mulaney
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"To get something done, a committee sh...

"To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent." — Robert Copeland
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"Ships don't sink because of the water around them, ships si...

"Ships don't sink because of the water around them, ships sink because of the water that gets in them. Don't let what's happening around you get inside you, and weigh you down." - Unknown
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“Don’t fucking lie ...

“Don’t fucking lie to anyone. Lying gets you absolutely nowhere”
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“If kids got raped by clowns as often as kids...

“If kids got raped by clowns as often as kids get raped by preachers it would be against the law to take your kid to the circus.” - Dan Savage
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“Procrastination is like a credi...

“Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill.” ~ Christopher Parker
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"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirabl...

"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house." — Jeff Foxworthy
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“If you get tire...

“If you get tired, learn to rest, not to quit.” -Banksy
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“I hope I never get tired of the night sky, of thunderstorms, of watchin...

“I hope I never get tired of the night sky, of thunderstorms, of watching cream make galaxies in my coffee. This world is ugly. I hope I never grow to be someone who can no longer see the small beautiful things.” - anonymous
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“Inside every sane person there's a madman struggling to get o...

“Inside every sane person there's a madman struggling to get out," said the shopkeeper. "That's what I've always thought. No one goes mad quicker than a totally sane person.” - Terry Pratchett
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“An entire sea of water can’t sink a ship unless it gets i...

“An entire sea of water can’t sink a ship unless it gets inside the ship. Similarly, the negativity of the world can’t put you down unless you allow it to get inside you.” – Goi Nasu
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The antidote to negativity is not positivity, it’s...

The antidote to negativity is not positivity, it’s warmth. Positivity tells a sad person to stop being sad, warmth tells a sad person to go get some icecream.
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“If you love only those who love you, w...

“If you love only those who love you, why should you get credit for that? Even sinners love those who love them!” -Luke 6:32-
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"It's OK if you fall down and lose your spar...

"It's OK if you fall down and lose your spark. Just make sure that when you get back up, you rise as the whole damn fire." —Colette Werden
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"Life is not f...

"Life is not fair — get used to it!" - Bill Gates
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Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from ...

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer
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"Everyone has a plan ...

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth" - Mike Tyson
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"I don’t get it, even what’s happening here. All official procla...

"I don’t get it, even what’s happening here. All official proclamations begin with, “No cause for panic, don’t panic”, and then all that they tell you is reasons to panic" - Slavoj Zizek on COVID-19
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“Friendship was witnessing another’s slow drip of miseries, and long bouts of boredom, and occas...

“Friendship was witnessing another’s slow drip of miseries, and long bouts of boredom, and occasional triumphs. It was feeling honored by the privilege of getting to be present for another person’s most dismal moments, and knowing that you could be dismal around him in return.“ -Hanya Yanagihara
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“If you get married they think you're fi...

“If you get married they think you're finished and if you are without a woman they think you're incomplete.” - Charles Bukowski
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“To live life, you need problems. If you ...

“To live life, you need problems. If you get what you want the minute you want it, then what's the point of living?” - Jake the Dog
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The Way really Big things get accomplished in this world -- by people no diff...

The Way really Big things get accomplished in this world -- by people no different than you and I who Know what they want and put everything they've got behind it -- Barbara Sher in the Book "I could do anything if only I knew what it was
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No one wants to die. Even peopl...

No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there.-Steve Jobs.
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"By all means marry: if you get a good w...

"By all means marry: if you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher." - Socrates
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“Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, c...

“Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you’re a criminal, and mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you”-unknown
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"The big secret in life is that there is no ...

"The big secret in life is that there is no big secret. Whatever your goal, you can get there if you're willing to work." ( Oprah Winfrey)
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"Everybody has a plan ...

"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." - Mike Tyson
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"The saddest thing I ca...

"The saddest thing I can imagine is to get used to luxury." - Charlie Chaplin
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"The lion and the calf shall l...

"The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep." — Woody Allen
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“If you always do what you’ve a...

“If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.” ~Steven Hayes
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"It Is Difficult to Get a Man to Unders...

"It Is Difficult to Get a Man to Understand Something When His Salary Depends Upon His Not Understanding It" - Upton Sinclair
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Why don't you ...

Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here
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Waiting for someone else t...

Waiting for someone else to make you happy is the shortest way to get sad. - Anonymous
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"Never get so attached to ...

"Never get so attached to a poem you forget truth that lacks lyricism" - Joanna Newsom
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“I get... incredibly lonely. Shows, games, books, they help, ...

“I get... incredibly lonely. Shows, games, books, they help, yes, but it’s not really the same. They help comfort me in the abyss, but they do not reach out their hands to pull me out.” C.A.
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"The squeaking wheel doesn't...

"The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced." — Vic Gold
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Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get si...

Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick ,cops hope you're a criminal,mechanics hope you have car trouble. Only a thief wishes prosperity for you.
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“ A dream doesn’t have to be such a grandiose thing, doesn’t .it? A goal...

“ A dream doesn’t have to be such a grandiose thing, doesn’t .it? A goal would suffice. like I’m going to buy that when I get paid, or I’m going somewhere when I get some time off, or I’m going to work for someone.” -Mikoto-
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“Get busy livin...

“Get busy living or get busy dying.” — Stephen King.
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Whatever is worrying you right now, for...

Whatever is worrying you right now, forget about it. Take a deep breath, stay positive and know that things will get better.
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"When you get tir...

"When you get tired, learn to rest, not to quit." -Banksy
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The major reason for setting a goal is for what it ma...

The major reason for setting a goal is for what it makes of you to accomplish it. What it makes of you will always be the far greater value than what you get. Jim Rohn
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"IT AIN’T THE THINGS WE DON’T KNOW ...

"IT AIN’T THE THINGS WE DON’T KNOW that get us in trouble; It’s the things we know that ain’t so" - Artemus Ward
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"Blessed are the forgetful:...

"Blessed are the forgetful: for they get the better even of their blunders." _Nietzsche
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"In [the ’70s], you had to learn how to play your instrument. Nowadays, you can just loop a guita...

"In [the ’70s], you had to learn how to play your instrument. Nowadays, you can just loop a guitar from somebody else and you’ve done nothing to create that sound, except steal it. I don’t like that. I like to get in there and play the friggin’ thing. It’s not real if you didn’t play it." - Lemmy
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Hi, Please Help, I’m trying find a quote that I read in the newspape...

Hi, Please Help, I’m trying find a quote that I read in the newspaper longtime ago, It goes like this “I Hope life is just a sick joke because I just didn’t get it” I can’t find the original I tried, please help!
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"You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a da...

"You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the great struggle for independence." - Charles Austin Beard (1874-1948)
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“When disaster strikes that’s w...

“When disaster strikes that’s when artists get to work.” –As quoted by Emma Watson on British Vogue
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"When humans are faced with truly terrifying circumstances, they don’t think about o...

"When humans are faced with truly terrifying circumstances, they don’t think about other people around them. They’re even willing to sacrifice those around themselves. By exposing that unsightly part of them, they can no longer get along.” – Hachiman Hiigaya
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“Be very, very careful what you put i...

“Be very, very careful what you put into that head, because you will never, ever get it out.” ― Thomas Cardinal Wolsey
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Amateurs practice until they get ...

Amateurs practice until they get it right. Professionals practice until they won’t get it wrong. -anonymous
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“There’s three rules that I live by: Never get less than 12 hours of sleep, n...

“There’s three rules that I live by: Never get less than 12 hours of sleep, never play cards with a guy who’s got the same first name as a city, and never go near a lady who’s got a tattoo of a dagger on her body.” - Coach Bobby Finstock
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You can get angry at this...

You can get angry at this and lash out at the world, or laugh at it. -Jim Jeffery
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"You don't get it do you? Globe...

"You don't get it do you? GlobeX isn't just out for us. They're global!" -Dex, Strike Force Heroes 2
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In Hollywood, an equitable divorce s...

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity. ...Lauren Bacall
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“But that’s the wonderful thing about man; he never gets so discouraged ...

“But that’s the wonderful thing about man; he never gets so discouraged or disgusted that he gives up doing it all over again, because he knows very well it is important and worth the doing.” - Ray Bradbury (Fahrenheit 451)
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Republicans are the party that says “G...

Republicans are the party that says “Government doesn’t work!” ...And then they get elected and prove it. - P. J. O’Rourke
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If you ever stand ...

If you ever stand for something, you are going to get haters.
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"I was educated once.....

"I was educated once......it took me years to get over it." -- Mark Twain
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"I like to believe that people, in the long run, are going to do more to promote pe...

"I like to believe that people, in the long run, are going to do more to promote peace than our governments. Indeed, I think that people want peace so much that one of these days governments had better get out of the way and let them have it." -Eisenhower
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"GET into the to...

"GET into the topic of life if you don't want to lose"
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"Don't take life too serio...

"Don't take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive." - Elbert Hubbard
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"It gets easier everyday it gets a little eas...

"It gets easier everyday it gets a little easier but you gotta do it everyday that's the hard part but it does get easier." - Bojack Horseman
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“I play to win, whether during practice or a real g...

“I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win.” - Michael Jordan
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“A champion is some...

“A champion is someone who gets up when he can’t.” — Jack Dempse
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"Fool me once, shame on... s...

"Fool me once, shame on... shame on you... Ya fool me can't get fooled again" George W. Bush
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“When we stormed the beach I saw my fe...

“When we stormed the beach I saw my fellow comrades getting mowed down, No I saw my brothers getting mowed down.”~Unknown
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We're terrible animals. I think that the...

We're terrible animals. I think that the Earth's immune system is trying to get rid of us, as well it should. ... Kurt Vonnegut
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Forget about the past you can't change it. ...

Forget about the past you can't change it. Forget about the future you can't predict it. Forget about the present I didn't get you one.
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"Normal is not something to...

"Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from." — Jodie Foster
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You're the loneliest person in the world right now. No one can say anything, no one can do a...

You're the loneliest person in the world right now. No one can say anything, no one can do anything that will help. And you think that it will never go away. And you're right, it won't. But you can get used to it. I know it doesn't feel like that now; but you can. - Jean-Luc Picard
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"The minute you settle for less ...

"The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for." -Maureen Dowd
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"Don't let getting lonely make you reconne...

"Don't let getting lonely make you reconnect with toxic people. You shouldn't drink poison just because you are thirsty." - Anonymous
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To fail at something makes you learn ...

To fail at something makes you learn how to do it better,take obstacles as a stepping stone and get closer to winning.
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“It is easy to hate and it is difficult to love. This is ho...

“It is easy to hate and it is difficult to love. This is how the whole scheme of things works. All good things are difficult to achieve; and bad things are very easy to get” -Confucius
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“Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everyth...

“Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in life has purpose. There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from.” --Elisabeth Kübler-Ross Psychiatrist, Author
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"Work hard to not loose control to every impulse ,before it...

"Work hard to not loose control to every impulse ,before it get you out of control... There are many choices for a happy human being... NEVER PANIC! Stay Calm" - a dead guy i once knew.
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"Our struggle to day is not to have a female Einstein get appointe...

"Our struggle to day is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as an assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly promoted as a male schlemiel." - Betty Abzug (Happy Women's Day!)
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"Goals. Those things you got fr...

"Goals. Those things you got from someone and aren't entirely sure why they're so hard to get." -- Me
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You can't get bette...

You can't get better in the same environment that made you sick.
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“An archaeologist is the best kind of husb...

“An archaeologist is the best kind of husband to have, because the older you get, the more interested he is in you.” Agatha Christie
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“Until you get comfortable with being alo...

“Until you get comfortable with being alone, you’ll never know if you’re choosing someone out of love or loneliness.” - Mandy Hale
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There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull:...

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go? ...Danny DeVito
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"You aren't gonna get everything ri...

"You aren't gonna get everything right, but you're never gonna get everything wrong."- Alison Cameron- house MD.
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" The whole thing is a fall. It can't help but be. A perpetual state of g...

" The whole thing is a fall. It can't help but be. A perpetual state of grasping in the dark. It's not about getting up, it's about stumbling. Stumbling in the right direction. It's the only way to move forward." Mr Robot S2E3
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The thing is, being lonely is like walking in the cold without a coat. It’s uncomfortable, b...

The thing is, being lonely is like walking in the cold without a coat. It’s uncomfortable, but eventually you go numb. Once you get used to not being lonely, though, the shock of going back is like having your down comforter yanked off at six o’clock on a Minnesota December morning.
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"Silly is you in a natural state, and...

"Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until you can get silly again." — Mike Myers
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Democracy is the theory that the commo...

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. – H. L. Mencken
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"Ships don't sink because of the water around them; ships sink ...

"Ships don't sink because of the water around them; ships sink because of the water that gets in them. Don't let what's happening around you get inside you and weigh you down." — Leonardo Dicaprio
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“The purpose behind prison reform should be to have less cri...

“The purpose behind prison reform should be to have less crime. The prisoner has to be treated like a human being. If he isn’t, when he gets out, he won’t act like one.” — Freddie Mercury
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