George burns Quotes

"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. ...

"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth." β€” George Burns
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Happiness is having a large, ...

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns
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Too bad that all the people who know ...

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. ...George Burns
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"You know you're getting old when you stoop ...

"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there." β€” George Burns
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β€œIt only takes one drink to get me drunk...

β€œIt only takes one drink to get me drunk, the problem is I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or fourteenth.” - George Burns
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"I'm going to stay in sh...

"I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left." β€” George Burns
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"Don't stay in bed, ...

"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed." George Burns
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Don't stay in bed u...

Don't stay in bed unless you can make money in bed. -George Burns
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"Don't stay in bed, u...

"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed." β€” George Burns
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. ...

"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth." β€” George Burns
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β€œI’d rather be a failure at so...

β€œI’d rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.” - George Burns
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No snowflake in an a...

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. -George Burns
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β€œIf you ask what is the single most important key to longevity...

β€œIf you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.” – George Burns
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Don't stay in bed, u...

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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"I'd rather be a failure at so...

"I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate." - George Burns
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15
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Happiness is a large, ...

Happiness is a large, close knit family, in another city. - George Burns
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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When I was a boy ...

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. - George Burns
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