Garry shandling Quotes

"I'm too shy to express my sexua...

"I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know." — Garry Shandling
📅︎ Jul 08
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A real man is someone who ca...

A real man is someone who can give love that he never got... And is funny. - Garry Shandling
📅︎ Dec 29
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"I have such poor v...

"I have such poor vision I can date anybody." — Garry Shandling
📅︎ Mar 08
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"I have such poor v...

"I have such poor vision I can date anybody." — Garry Shandling
📅︎ Mar 30
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"I'm not mad at anyone. This is just some...

"I'm not mad at anyone. This is just something I wanted to do for myself". ~ Comedian Garry Shandling on what his suicide note says
📅︎ Apr 30
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"I have such poor v...

"I have such poor vision I can date anybody." — Garry Shandling
📅︎ Jul 13
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"Life is short, ...

"Life is short, but not short enough." - Garry Shandling
📅︎ May 01
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The world is too noisy and distracted to probably ultimately survive. Everyon...

The world is too noisy and distracted to probably ultimately survive. Everyone needs to shut the fuck up. The answers are in the silence. Monks set themselves on fire to protest and to make this point. Just consider it. – Garry Shandling
📅︎ Mar 28
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The world is too noisy and distracted to probably ultimately survive. Everyon...

The world is too noisy and distracted to probably ultimately survive. Everyone needs to shut the fuck up. The answers are in the silence. Monks set themselves on fire to protest and to make this point. Just consider it. – Garry Shandling
📅︎ Jul 09
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