Garrison keillor Quotes

"They say such nice things about people at their f...

"They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days." โ€” Garrison Keillor
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โ€œCats are intended to teach u...

โ€œCats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.โ€ โ€• Garrison Keillor
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"They say such nice things about people at their f...

"They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days." โ€” Garrison Keillor
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"A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on...

"A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it." - Garrison Keillor
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โ€œAnyone who thinks sitting in church can make...

โ€œAnyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.โ€ โ€• Garrison Keillor
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"It's a shallow life tha...

"It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars." - Garrison Keillor
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"A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol o...

"A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - there's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it" Garrison Keillor
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"Thank you, God, for this good ...

"Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough." - Garrison Keillor
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Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but gett...

Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known. ~Garrison Keillor
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โ€œAnyone who thinks sitting in church can make...

โ€œAnyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.โ€ โ€• Garrison Keillor
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"Be well, do good work, and ke...

"Be well, do good work, and keep in touch." โ€”Garrison Keillor, every day on The Writer's Almanac
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