Fucked Quotes

Success is like being pregnant, everybod...

Success is like being pregnant, everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you were fucked." -Harvey Specter
📅︎ Feb 14
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"And the kindness of strangers And t...

"And the kindness of strangers And the strangeness of everyone I know Has just fucked with my heart" - Flower face
📅︎ Mar 04
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"Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them...

"Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a fucked-up girl who's lookin' for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours." ~ Clementine Kruczynski, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind
📅︎ Dec 19
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"We're all fucked....

"We're all fucked. It helps to remember that." - George Carlin
📅︎ Nov 29
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I wrote a $2.5 million check for vehicular manslaughter when Razzle died. I should ha...

I wrote a $2.5 million check for vehicular manslaughter when Razzle died. I should have gone to prison. I definitely deserved to go to prison. But I did 30 days in jail and got laid and drank beer, because that's the power of cash. That's fucked up. -Vince Neil
📅︎ Nov 01
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"The planet will...

"The planet will be fine; we're fucked" - George Carlin
📅︎ Jun 20
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"The most fucked up joke life ca...

"The most fucked up joke life can play on you is letting you meet the right person at the wrong time."
📅︎ Nov 27
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Success is like being pregnant, ev...

Success is like being pregnant, everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you were fucked.
📅︎ Jun 18
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