Fuck Quotes

“Don’t fucking lie ...

“Don’t fucking lie to anyone. Lying gets you absolutely nowhere”
📅︎ Mar 05
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Success is like being pregnant, everybod...

Success is like being pregnant, everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you were fucked." -Harvey Specter
📅︎ Feb 14
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"When a man farewells this world, all He's got left is his story....

"When a man farewells this world, all He's got left is his story. Don't leave it for the English to tell it. They'll only fuck it up and steal the proceeds" - Harry Power, True History of The Kelly Gang
📅︎ Feb 19
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A quote from netflixes ...

A quote from netflixes I am not okay with this: Dear diary, go fuck yourself
📅︎ Mar 08
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“Truth is like poetry...

“Truth is like poetry. And most people fucking hate poetry.” -Anonymous
📅︎ Feb 02
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"There's a reason there's neve...

"There's a reason there's never been a song called 'Fuck The Fire Department'." - My boss just now
📅︎ Nov 14
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"And the kindness of strangers And t...

"And the kindness of strangers And the strangeness of everyone I know Has just fucked with my heart" - Flower face
📅︎ Mar 04
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“Eventually you have to say ‘honestly, shut the fuck up’. Part of your job as a dir...

“Eventually you have to say ‘honestly, shut the fuck up’. Part of your job as a director is you’ve got to just stand your ground and say ‘this is what I want. Fuck off’.“ — Ridley Scott on dealing with people who regularly challenge his creative decisions
📅︎ Jan 11
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"I can't watch American Idol because all I can think about is how poorly ...

"I can't watch American Idol because all I can think about is how poorly Bob Dylan, Tiny Tim, and Sun Ra would do on the show, while mediocre dipshits spewing nonsense about art are successful. Fuck them all." - Penn Jillette
📅︎ Oct 24
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"If you're going to be a fucking rockstar, go be one. P...

"If you're going to be a fucking rockstar, go be one. People don't want to see the guy next door on stage; they want to see a being from another planet." - Lemmy Kilmister
📅︎ Jan 11
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"The fuck did ...

"The fuck did you say to me you little shit" Ninja
📅︎ Jan 07
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"Focus on the good things, and if you can’t ...

"Focus on the good things, and if you can’t stop focusing on the bad, remember it isn’t eternal. Or maybe it is, what the fuck do I know?"
📅︎ Jan 02
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If you go home with somebo...

If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em! - John Waters
📅︎ Oct 26
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"Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them...

"Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a fucked-up girl who's lookin' for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours." ~ Clementine Kruczynski, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind
📅︎ Dec 19
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"When you truly don't care what the f...

"When you truly don't care what the fuck people think of you, you've reached a dangerous level of freedom." Jim Carrey
📅︎ Nov 29
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"Optimism, pessimism, fuck that; we're going...

"Optimism, pessimism, fuck that; we're going to make it happen. As God is my bloody witness, I'm hell-bent on making it work." - Elon Musk
📅︎ Sep 30
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We don't believe in credibility, Bec...

We don't believe in credibility, Because we know that we’re fucking incredible -Marilyn Manson “We’re From America”
📅︎ Dec 01
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"We're all fucked....

"We're all fucked. It helps to remember that." - George Carlin
📅︎ Nov 29
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“The reason I don’t worry about society is, nineteen people knocked down ...

“The reason I don’t worry about society is, nineteen people knocked down two buildings and killed thousands. Hundreds of people ran into those buildings to save them. I’ll take those odds every fucking day.” ― Osama Bin Laden
📅︎ Jan 04
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Sometimes you just gotta look at ...

Sometimes you just gotta look at life and say fuck it. We really don't know how lucky we are to be alive.
📅︎ Nov 01
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'You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situa...

'You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened... or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on.' -Tupac Shakur
📅︎ Aug 18
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"What's peaceful about dying? I don't care how much they meditate--when the ...

"What's peaceful about dying? I don't care how much they meditate--when the time comes, those Hindus will be shitting their pants just like the rest of us. You know what they'll be thinking? Fuck I wish I'd tried steak" -Frank Gallagher
📅︎ Nov 18
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When you are Ric...

When you are Rich, whatever the fuck you say is "WISDOM"
📅︎ Nov 04
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“Everyone has a plan un...

“Everyone has a plan until the get punched in the fucking face” - Oaf Adage
📅︎ Nov 04
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A quote which is prevalent to #teamtrees: “The reason I don’t worry about society is,...

A quote which is prevalent to #teamtrees: “The reason I don’t worry about society is, nineteen people knocked down two buildings and killed thousands. Hundreds of people ran into those buildings to save them. I’ll take those odds every fucking day.” ― Jon Stewart
📅︎ Oct 31
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I wrote a $2.5 million check for vehicular manslaughter when Razzle died. I should ha...

I wrote a $2.5 million check for vehicular manslaughter when Razzle died. I should have gone to prison. I definitely deserved to go to prison. But I did 30 days in jail and got laid and drank beer, because that's the power of cash. That's fucked up. -Vince Neil
📅︎ Nov 01
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"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over ar...

"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that." -@shitmydadsays on Twitter
📅︎ Feb 21
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“Listen, smile, agree, and the...

“Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway.” - Robert Downey Jr
📅︎ Jul 03
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“I’ve met enough stupid people to know I’m a decent bi...

“I’ve met enough stupid people to know I’m a decent bit smarter than average, and enough smart people to know that I’m still a fucking idiot” -A Redditor I can’t remember
📅︎ Apr 24
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Making mistakes & errors is ju...

Making mistakes & errors is just being human but to really fuck things up you need a computer. - unknown
📅︎ Aug 03
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“If there is a god, it has to be a...

“If there is a god, it has to be a man. No women could or would ever fuck things up like this” -George Carlin
📅︎ Aug 07
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“Pain or damage dont end the world — or despair, or fucking beatin...

“Pain or damage dont end the world — or despair, or fucking beatings. The world ends when youre dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back.” —Al Swearengen
📅︎ Sep 03
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Every atom in your body is the direct result of universal laws we have no idea the origin of, tha...

Every atom in your body is the direct result of universal laws we have no idea the origin of, that there is in plain sight, a mystery called ‘everything’, and nothing is self evident and really, if we are honest, we don’t even even have a clue what the fuck is reality doing here in the first place
📅︎ Jul 23
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"It's fucking spac...

"It's fucking space aliens man" -Super Spesh (Wolfenstein 2)
📅︎ Jul 17
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"Technically I was conceived the way most of you would have been - parents fighting, getti...

"Technically I was conceived the way most of you would have been - parents fighting, getting drunk and fucking and fighting again and neither ever claiming any recollection of the event or ascribing any particular great reference to it." - C.Albuquerque ("The Sundial Salesman")
📅︎ Aug 01
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"The passengers on the right of the plane should have a good view of the mountain...

"The passengers on the right of the plane should have a good view of the mountains, and the passengers on the left should just be able to make out a 737 full of terrified people pointing and screaming get the fuck out of the way" - Ben Elton, *STARK*
📅︎ May 23
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"The planet will...

"The planet will be fine; we're fucked" - George Carlin
📅︎ Jun 20
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"It's the job of the writer in America to say, 'Fuck you, God, fuck you and the Old T...

"It's the job of the writer in America to say, 'Fuck you, God, fuck you and the Old Testament you rode in on, fuck you.' The job of the writer is to kiss no ass, no matter how big and holy and white and tempting and powerful." -Ken Kesey, Sometimes A Great Notion
📅︎ Apr 28
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