Fridge Quotes

I have the body of an eig...

I have the body of an eighteen-year-old. I keep it in the fridge. – Spike Milligan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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Start every day l...

Start every day like there’s pizza waiting in the fridge.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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Competition is wonderful, it drives innovation and spurs humanity to new heights. But,...

Competition is wonderful, it drives innovation and spurs humanity to new heights. But, in a world of plenty, whether a person won or lost, at the end of the day, everyone should return to a full fridge and a safe home. That is a healthy world we can all be proud of.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27
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"Scrolling through your Facebook feed...

"Scrolling through your Facebook feed is like looking in your fridge when you aren't really hungry." - /u/il0v3surf1ng
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28
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"If there was an afterlife, I'd ...

"If there was an afterlife, I'd have to reconsider the engineering design of fridges" - Prof. Brian Cox
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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"My goldfish is swimming around all excited i...

"My goldfish is swimming around all excited inside the fishbowl on the fridge so I reach up and drop a Valium in its water." -Chuck Palahniuk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07
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