Friday Quotes

Friday the 13th is sti...

Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever. -Patrick Rumery
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 13
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โ€œThere are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday...

โ€œThere are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.โ€ โ€”Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 13
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I approximated the Black Friday experience at ...

I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online. .... Kumail Nanjiani
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 29
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โ€œA day like today is not a day for soundbites, we can leave those at ...

โ€œA day like today is not a day for soundbites, we can leave those at home, but I feel the hand of history upon our shoulderโ€ โ€” Tony Blair, at a press conference during the negotiations for the Good Friday Agreement
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 09
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โ€˜ Black Friday Sale. My h...

โ€˜ Black Friday Sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100 % off,โ€ Anonymous
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 29
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"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to g...

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - Henny Youngman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 23
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โ€œEvery man at some point in his life is gonna lose a battle. Heโ€™s gonna ...

โ€œEvery man at some point in his life is gonna lose a battle. Heโ€™s gonna fight and heโ€™s gonna lose. But what makes him a man, is that in the midst of that battle he does not lose himself.โ€ โ€“ Eric Taylor, Friday Night Lights
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 11
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The Muslims observe their Sabbath on Friday, the Jews observ...

The Muslims observe their Sabbath on Friday, the Jews observe on Saturday, and the Christians on Sunday. By the time Monday rolls around God is completely f***in' worn out. George Carlin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 27
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Ah, Wednesday. You're n...

Ah, Wednesday. You're not Monday. But you're not Friday either -- my coworker
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 24
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"I've had it with these monkey-fight...

"I've had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this monday to friday plane!" - Samuel L. Jackson, the TV version
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 15
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โ€œThere are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday...

โ€œThere are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.โ€ -Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 07
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โ€œFriday afterno...

โ€œFriday afternoon in the universe....โ€ Jack Kerouac
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 08
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"Clear eyes, full heart...

"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose." โ€”Dillon Panthers, Friday Night Lights
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 11
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'There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monda...

'There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.' -Bil Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 23
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Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done t...

Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn't put in time to the next pay check. - Byron Pulsifer
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 06
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There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday...

There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in. -Bill Hicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 06
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"People wait all week fo...

"People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness."
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 18
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THANK...

THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 25
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