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Don't call me a pastor...

Don't call me a pastor, pastors eat too much fried chicken. -Pastor Gooch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
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I went to McDonalds yesterday and said "I wou...

I went to McDonalds yesterday and said "I would like some fries" The girl at the counter said, "would you like some fries with that?" Jay Leno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, '...

"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'" β€” Jay Leno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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β€œI wonder how many people don't get the one they want,...

β€œI wonder how many people don't get the one they want, but end up with the one they're supposed to be with.” ― Fannie Flagg, Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19
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"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, '...

"I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'" β€” Jay Leno
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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"French fries. Or,...

"French fries. Or, as I call them, surrender potatoes." - me
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27
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Unless you are a fortune-teller, l...

Unless you are a fortune-teller, long-term business planning is a fantasy.” –Jason Fried, founder of 37signals
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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β€œAm I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely. Did...

β€œAm I tough? Am I strong? Am I hard-core? Absolutely. Did I whimper with pathetic delight when I sank my teeth into my hot fried-chicken sandwich? You betcha.” ― James Patterson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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You all don't want me because I'm a pota...

You all don't want me because I'm a potato now but one day I'll be French fries and you all will want to have me then. ~Unknown~
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29
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"How's that for a headline? "French...

"How's that for a headline? "French Fries""Murderer James French moments before his execution by electric chair
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16
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"A month before the season...

"A month before the season I stop putting ketchup on my french fries." -Mario Lemieux
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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"Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline fo...

"Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow's papers? 'French Fries!'" - James French, last words before execution by electrocution
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10
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β€œWHAT YOU DO IS WHAT MATTE...

β€œWHAT YOU DO IS WHAT MATTERS, NOT WHAT YOU THINK OR SAY OR PLAN.” -Jason Fried, Rework
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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Douglas Adams describing someone who was supris...

Douglas Adams describing someone who was suprised: "He looked at him as if he had been asked for a lightly-fried weasel on a bun with french fries."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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