Fred allen Quotes

"Hanging is too good for a m...

"Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted." — Fred Allen
📅︎ Dec 09
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"Imitation is the ...

"Imitation is the sincerest form of television." — Fred Allen
📅︎ Jan 03
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"A conference is a gathering of important pe...

"A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done." — Fred Allen
📅︎ Nov 01
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"A celebrity is a person who works hard all ...

"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." — Fred Allen
📅︎ Jul 30
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"California is a fine pla...

"California is a fine place to live--if you happen to be an orange." — Fred Allen
📅︎ Jun 15
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"I like long walks, especia...

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." - Fred Allen
📅︎ Apr 10
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"I have just returned from Boston. ...

"I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there." — Fred Allen
📅︎ May 20
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"I can't understand why a person will ta...

"I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars." — Fred Allen
📅︎ Mar 22
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"Imitation is the ...

"Imitation is the sincerest form of television." — Fred Allen
📅︎ Nov 16
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"A conference is a gathering of important pe...

"A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done." — Fred Allen
📅︎ Dec 02
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"Television is a new medium. ...

"Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well-done." — Fred Allen
📅︎ Jan 06
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"I like long walks, especia...

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." - Fred Allen
📅︎ Aug 26
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