Fran lebowitz Quotes

"My favorite ...

"My favorite animal is steak." β€” Fran Lebowitz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16
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"There is no such thing as i...

"There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death." ~ Fran Lebowitz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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"Special-interest publications should realize that if t...

"Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special." β€” Fran Lebowitz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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"Special-interest publications should realize that if t...

"Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special." β€” Fran Lebowitz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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"If you are a dog and your owner su...

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail." β€” Fran Lebowitz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17
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"If you are a dog and your owner su...

"If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail." β€” Fran Lebowitz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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"I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has b...

"I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult." β€” Fran Lebowitz
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24
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"Ask your child what he ...

"Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying." β€” Fran Lebowitz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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"Remember that as a teenager you are at the l...

"Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you." β€” Fran Lebowitz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14
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"Success didn't spoil ...

"Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable." β€” Fran Lebowitz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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"I've done the calculation and your ch...

"I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not." β€” Fran Lebowitz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11
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"All God's children are not beautif...

"All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable." β€” Fran Lebowitz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04
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"Remember that as a teenager you are at the l...

"Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you." β€” Fran Lebowitz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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"You're only as g...

"You're only as good as your last haircut." - Fran Lebowitz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 05
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Funny Quote : "Life is som...

Funny Quote : "Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep." - Fran Lebowitz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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"Life is something that...

"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep." β€” Fran Lebowitz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24
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"Being offended is the natural consequence of leaving one's home. I do not like aftersh...

"Being offended is the natural consequence of leaving one's home. I do not like aftershave lotion, adults who roller-skate, children who speak French, or anyone who is unduly tan. I do not, however, go around enacting legislation and putting up signs." - Fran Lebowitz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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"Life is something to...

"Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep. " - Fran Lebowitz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01
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"Being a woman is of special interest only to aspi...

"Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football." - Fran Lebowitz
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08
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β€œIf you’re going to tell the tru...

β€œIf you’re going to tell the truth, you better be funny. Otherwise, they will kill you.” - Fran Lebowitz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23
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"There is no such thing as in...

"There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness and death." - Fran Lebowitz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24
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"Even when freshly washed and relie...

"Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky." - Fran Lebowitz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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