Football Quotes

β€œFootball is the most impor...

β€œFootball is the most important of the least important things in life.” -Carlo Ancelotti
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"Football is like life, it requires persever...

"Football is like life, it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority." - Vince Lombardi
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"Being in politics is like being a football coach. Y...

"Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important." β€” Eugene McCarthy
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"Football is a mistake. It combines the ...

"Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings." β€” George F. Will
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"COMMIT TO SOMETHING!" -...

"COMMIT TO SOMETHING!" -- every football coach in history πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸ½πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΏ
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"Anybody who watches three game...

"Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead." β€” Erma Bombeck
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"Football combines the two worst fea...

"Football combines the two worst features of American life: violence punctuated by committed meetings." -George Will
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"Nobody in the game of football shoul...

"Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein." β€” Joe Theismann
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"In life, as in football, the ...

"In life, as in football, the principle to follow is to hit the line hard." - Theodore Roosevelt
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β€œPeople who work together will win, whether...

β€œPeople who work together will win, whether it be against complex football defenses, or the problems of modern society.” - Vince Lombardi
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Buddhists believe we are all part of god so its ok for god...

Buddhists believe we are all part of god so its ok for god to help you run faster in a football game but christians believe we are separate from god so they would be cheating --self
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"Nobody in the game of football shoul...

"Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein." β€” Joe Theismann
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"Being in politics is like being a football coach. Y...

"Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important." β€” Eugene McCarthy
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Life Is a Football Game, And we r the footba...

Life Is a Football Game, And we r the footballs, Never Mind The Kicks Of People Because Without Kicks We May Not Reach The Goal. - Anonymous
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"Isn't the worst when you...

"Isn't the worst when you sit next to a football fan at a baseball game?" - Condor
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"If black people didn't...

"If black people didn't play (NFL) football; it would be rugby." D.L. Hughley
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"We are all creatures of habit whe...

"We are all creatures of habit whether that be good habits or bad habits." - My middle school football coach
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"Violent ground-acquisition games such ...

"Violent ground-acquisition games such as football are in fact a crypto-fascist metaphor for nuclear war." -Robert Downey Jr.
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"Once when I was a kid, I cried because I didn't have shoes ...

"Once when I was a kid, I cried because I didn't have shoes to play football with my friends. Then, one day, I saw a man who had no feet, and I realised how rich I was" -- Zinedine Zidane
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"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airl...

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline--it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." -Frank Zappa
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Football can generate e...

Football can generate excitement and bring people together. - Didier Drogba
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"I once cried because I didn't have shoes to play fo...

"I once cried because I didn't have shoes to play football with my friends, but one day I saw a man who had no feet, and I realized how rich I am" Zinedine Zidane
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Men kick friendship around like a football, bu...

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
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β€œThere ain’t no instant ...

β€œThere ain’t no instant replay in the football game of life.” -- Mitch Greenhill
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I have fun like a child in the street....

I have fun like a child in the street. When the day comes when I'm not enjoying it, I will leave football. - Lionel Messi
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"Look, we're talking football. If we were ta...

"Look, we're talking football. If we were talking baseball we'd be talking about a whole nother ball game" - Anonymous back in high school
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"Football is the b...

"Football is the ballet of the masses." - Dmitri Shostakovich
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In football, it's β€” concussions happen, if not ...

In football, it's β€” concussions happen, if not on every play, then they happen like every other, every third play, you know.β€”Calvin Johnson on E:60
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"Forgetting something important is a disastrous thing. Because you will never be able to share ho...

"Forgetting something important is a disastrous thing. Because you will never be able to share how you felt at that exact moment in time ever again because you had other things on your mind. Like when you first fell in love, but the football game was on, and she was blocking the screen."- Anonymous
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Nobody in the game of football should be calle...

Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein. -Joe Thiesman (Former Redskins Quarterback)
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"I've never done anything that I didn't have to turn around and s...

"I've never done anything that I didn't have to turn around and say 'thank-you' to somebody else." -Terry Bradshaw, former American football quarterback, Hall of Famer, and four time Super Bowl champion
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"Football is like ...

"Football is like chess - just without dice" - Lukas Podolski
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β€œMartha was watching the football game with me when she said, 'You know, most of th...

β€œMartha was watching the football game with me when she said, 'You know, most of these sports are based on the idea of one group protecting its territory from invasion by another group.' 'Yeah,' I said, trying not to laugh. Girls are funny.” - Jack Handey
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"Football players, like prostitutes, are...

"Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers" - Merle Kessler
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First of all, our young men must be strong. Religion will come...

First of all, our young men must be strong. Religion will come afterwards, be strong! You will be nearer to heaven through football than through the study of the Bhagwad Gita - Swami Vivekananda
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"Being a woman is of special interest only to aspi...

"Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football." - Fran Lebowitz
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The word 'genius' isn't applicable in foot...

The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein - Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst
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