Floors Quotes

"People often write me and ask how I keep my wood floors so clean...

"People often write me and ask how I keep my wood floors so clean when I live with a child and a dog, and my answer is that I use a technique called Suffering From a Mental Illness." — Heather Armstrong
📅︎ Sep 30
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Wine does not make you FAT .... it ...

Wine does not make you FAT .... it makes you LEAN .... (against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.)
📅︎ Aug 21
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"Hell is running an elevat...

"Hell is running an elevator throughout eternity in a building with only six floors."
📅︎ Mar 20
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