Floor Quotes

β€œHeard about the guy who fell off a skyscraper? On his way down past each ...

β€œHeard about the guy who fell off a skyscraper? On his way down past each floor, he kept saying to reassure himself: So far so good... so far so good... so far so good. How you fall doesn't matter. It's how you land!” ― La Haine
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09
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β€œDon’t carry your mistakes around with you, p...

β€œDon’t carry your mistakes around with you, place them on the floor and use them as stepping stones to where you want to go.” ― Karon Waddell
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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β€œIf in your fear you would seek only love’s peace and love’s pleasure, then it is better for you ...

β€œIf in your fear you would seek only love’s peace and love’s pleasure, then it is better for you that you cover your nakedness and pass out of love’s threshing-floor, into the seasonless world where you shall laugh, but not all of your laughter, and weep, but not all of your tears.” -Kahlil Gibran
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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'You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situa...

'You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened... or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on.' -Tupac Shakur
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18
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β€œIf you fa...

β€œIf you fall – I’ll be there.” – Floor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26
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"They told me I could get in on...

"They told me I could get in on the ground floor, only there wasn't any ground floor." - Mark Twain.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24
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"Kings, queens, pirates, giants, castle walls and dungeon doors. Earthbound to ...

"Kings, queens, pirates, giants, castle walls and dungeon doors. Earthbound to your treasures sunken heart to the ocean floor. I will remember knocking on the cold side of your door." ~John Arch (Fate's Warning - Giant's Lore, Heart of Winter)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21
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β€œYou can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situat...

β€œYou can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened... or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on.” ― Tupac Shakur
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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"A phosphorescent wave on a tropical sea is a cold fire. The pattern of moonlight on the b...

"A phosphorescent wave on a tropical sea is a cold fire. The pattern of moonlight on the bedroom floor is a cold fire. The flame at the heart of a pawnbroker's diamond is a cold fire. The look in your eyes as you head for the door is a cold fire." ~Neil Peart (Rush - Cold Fire)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 15
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Does anyone know who said β€œIt doesn’t ma...

Does anyone know who said β€œIt doesn’t matter if you fall down as long as you pick something up from the floor while you get up”?
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16
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"People often write me and ask how I keep my wood floors so clean...

"People often write me and ask how I keep my wood floors so clean when I live with a child and a dog, and my answer is that I use a technique called Suffering From a Mental Illness." β€” Heather Armstrong
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30
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"And at times you appear in the tower of my...

"And at times you appear in the tower of my thoughts,giving me caresses that elevate me to the top floor of my desires" (William Ventura)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24
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"The heart is a muscle like any other and th...

"The heart is a muscle like any other and the best exercise you can do for it is called picking yourself up off the floor." (~Iain Thomas)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25
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Wine does not make you FAT .... it ...

Wine does not make you FAT .... it makes you LEAN .... (against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21
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Draw a crazy picture, Write a nutty poem, Sing a muble-gumble song, Whis...

Draw a crazy picture, Write a nutty poem, Sing a muble-gumble song, Whistle through your comb. Do a loony-goony dance 'Cross the kitchen floor, Put something silly in the world That ain't been there before. -S. Silverstein
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08
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The difference between the three Abrahamic religions:...

The difference between the three Abrahamic religions: Christianity - mumbling to the ceiling, Judaism - mumbling to the wall, Islam - mumbling to the floor. Bill Maher
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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Love is deeper than the ocean floor, cherish what you have don't t...

Love is deeper than the ocean floor, cherish what you have don't thrive for more, you can fight all you want, decide what means more, keep winning your battles and your sure to lose the war. -Rayland Brasda
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 07
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β€œYou can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situat...

β€œYou can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened... or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on.” - Tupac Shakur
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09
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β€œI like feeling str...

β€œI like feeling strong. It keeps my mental floor higher.” β€”Pink
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02
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The Man Who Sleeps ...

The Man Who Sleeps On The Floor Will Not Fall Out of Bed. -By Me
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30
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β€Ž"You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks or even months over-analyzing a ...

β€Ž"You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened... or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14
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"If god is the DJ, then life is ...

"If god is the DJ, then life is the dance floor; Love is the rhythm, and you are the music". - Anonymous
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23
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"You're not drunk if you...

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06
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'Don't sweep the itching powder off of the stable floor....

'Don't sweep the itching powder off of the stable floor.' - I came up with this quote the other day and would really like to hear some of your opinions/interpretations, Thanks.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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"So this is how it ends, on a c...

"So this is how it ends, on a cold checkerd floor by a pile of soiled linens, wearing an eye patch."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26
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β€œYou can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situat...

β€œYou can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened... or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on.” - Tupac Shakur
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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Aim for the sky and you'll reach t...

Aim for the sky and you'll reach the ceiling. Aim for the ceiling and you'll stay on the floor. - Bill Shankly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02
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"Anything can happen. The great ba...

"Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere." - Robert Fulghum
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06
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"The world tramples on your hear...

"The world tramples on your heart, but you're the one that puts it on the floor." -Coulter Erastus Lane
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 11
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"You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situat...

"You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened... or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on." - Tupac Shakur
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06
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"Hell is running an elevat...

"Hell is running an elevator throughout eternity in a building with only six floors."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20
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Life is intrinsically, well, boring and dangerous at the same...

Life is intrinsically, well, boring and dangerous at the same time. At any given moment the floor may open up. Of course, it almost never does; that's what makes it so boring. ~Edward Gorey
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23
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"The heart is a muscle like any other and t...

"The heart is a muscle like any other and the best exercise you can do for it is called picking yourself up off the floor." - Iain Thomas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18
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"The only difference between the Republican and Democrat...

"The only difference between the Republican and Democratic parties is the velocities with which their knees hit the floor when corporations knock on their door. " - Ralph Nader
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26
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"She was born in 1898 in a barn; she d...

"She was born in 1898 in a barn; she died on the 37th floor of a skyscraper. She's an astronaut." - Bert Cooper (Mad Men)
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15
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"Don't you ever hit anybody....

"Don't you ever hit anybody... You let the wall do it, or the floor, or oncoming traffic."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13
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