Flat Quotes

"One day you will make peace with your demons, and the chaos in yo...

"One day you will make peace with your demons, and the chaos in your heart will settle flat, and maybe for the first time in your life, life will smile right back at you and welcome you home." ~ R.M. Drake
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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"Take the diplomacy out of...

"Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week." β€” Will Rogers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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β€œO God, O God, how weary, stale,...

β€œO God, O God, how weary, stale, flat, and unprofitable seem to me all the uses of this world!” ~ Hamlet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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"When people thought the Earth was flat, they were wrong. When people thought the Earth was sph...

"When people thought the Earth was flat, they were wrong. When people thought the Earth was spherical they were wrong. But if you think that thinking the Earth is spherical is just as wrong as thinking the Earth is flat, then your view is wronger than both of them put together." Isaac Asimov
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 02
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That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage ...

That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there.- George Orwell
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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Be decisive. Right or Wrong, make a decisi...

Be decisive. Right or Wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels that couldn't make a decision. - Unknown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20
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Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision...

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road to life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown author
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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"You are a...

"You are as useful as a flat vibrator"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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"You might as well fall fla...

"You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward." β€” James Thurber
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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"Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five...

"Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow." - Kay (Men In Black)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24
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β€œWhen people thought the earth was flat, they were wrong. When people thought the earth was sphe...

β€œWhen people thought the earth was flat, they were wrong. When people thought the earth was spherical, they were wrong. But if you think that thinking the earth is spherical is just as wrong as thinking the earth is flat, then your view is wronger than both of them put together.” – Isaac Asimov
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06
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Painting, n.: The art of protecting ...

Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to the critic. ~Ambrose Bierce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08
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A bad attitude is like a f...

A bad attitude is like a flat tyre. If you don't change it. You'll never go anywhere.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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That even if you let people walk ov...

That even if you let people walk over you, they will still complain you are not flat enough. - /u/Genericandhere
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15
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The most valuable lessons we will ever learn are the ones that h...

The most valuable lessons we will ever learn are the ones that happen after we fall flat on our faces without anyone around to catch us. - Markus Almond (Motivational Quotes To Get The Blood Moving)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21
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That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage ...

That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there. -George Orwell
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21
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"My attitude has always been, if yo...

"My attitude has always been, if you fall flat on your face, at least you're moving forward." - Richard Branson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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β€œPeople always feel compelled to sum you up, to presume that they have...

β€œPeople always feel compelled to sum you up, to presume that they have you and can describe you. That’s fine. But there are many stories inside of me and a lot I want to achieve outside of one flat note.” -Heath Ledger
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29
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The most valuable lessons we will ever learn are the ones that h...

The most valuable lessons we will ever learn are the ones that happen after we fall flat on our faces without anyone around to catch us. - Markus Almond (Motivational Quotes To Get The Blood Moving)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28
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"Some of us get dipped in flat, some in satin, some in gloss...." He tur...

"Some of us get dipped in flat, some in satin, some in gloss...." He turned to me. "But every once in a while, you find someone who's iridescent, and when you do, nothing will ever compare." -Wendelin Van Draanen "Flipped"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04
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The most valuable lessons we will ever lear...

The most valuable lessons we will ever learn are the ones that happen after we fall flat on our faces without anyone around to catch us.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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"You might as well fall fla...

"You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward." - James Thurber
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17
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β€œReality isnβ€˜t round, itβ€˜s...

β€œReality isnβ€˜t round, itβ€˜s flat. There are edges where you can fall off” Carrie Jones
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10
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"This feeling of being... temporary visitors in the universe is in flat contradiction to every...

"This feeling of being... temporary visitors in the universe is in flat contradiction to everything known about man... We do not 'come into' this world; we come out of it... Every individual is an expression of the whole realm of nature, a unique action of the total universe." - A. Watts
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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1,500 years ago, everybody knew the Earth was the ce...

1,500 years ago, everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. 500 years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, just imagine what you’ll know tomorrow.”
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15
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'Collapsed flat, in a moonlit field... An a...

'Collapsed flat, in a moonlit field... An all knowing smile on your face, as you gaze up at the stars, and take your final breath' Anon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05
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But this is why we do scientific research: common sense does not always turn out...

But this is why we do scientific research: common sense does not always turn out to be the truth. If we only relied on common sense, we would still think the sun revolves around a flat earth. -Claude Goldenberg (Teaching English Language Learners)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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How to have flat sto...

How to have flat stomach: remove all of your organs. - Pakalu Papito
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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The most valuable lessons we will ever lear...

The most valuable lessons we will ever learn are the ones that happen after we fall flat on our faces without anyone around to catch us.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25
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When a flat chested girl hug...

When a flat chested girl hugs you, she's holding you closer to her heart. -Anonymous, 4chan
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16
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