Fish Quotes

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man t...

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak." โ€” Jay Leno
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 11
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"I know the human bein...

"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." - George W. Bush
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 11
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โ€œOnly dead f...

โ€œOnly dead fish go with the flowโ€ -Andy Hunt
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 31
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"Being a teacher is by not giving a sta...

"Being a teacher is by not giving a starving man a fish but to teach them how to catch a fish and be independent." -Anonymous
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"give a man a fish and he can eat...

"give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. give a man a nuclear weapons and watch him hump it for life."
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If you judge a fish by its ability ...

If you judge a fish by its ability to climb it would live it entire life thinking it's useless -Albert Einstein
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 22
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โ€œOnly dead fi...

โ€œOnly dead fish go with the flow.โ€ - Andy Hunt
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 22
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"Give a man a fish and he'll find a way to convince you that he...

"Give a man a fish and he'll find a way to convince you that he needs fish for life, quit his job, and and transform the world to believe that it never deserved the fish in the first place." -- Me
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 26
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It ain't ea...

It ain't easy being the fish finger man
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 23
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โ€œIf you want happiness for an hour โ€” take a nap. If you want happiness f...

โ€œIf you want happiness for an hour โ€” take a nap. If you want happiness for a day โ€” go fishing. If you want happiness for a year โ€” inherit a fortune. If you want happiness for a lifetime โ€” help someone else.โ€ โ€”Chinese Proverb
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 03
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"If you judge a fish by its ability to c...

"If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." - Albert Einstein
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"Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish by...

"Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid." - Albert Einstein
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 24
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โ€œEverybody is a genious. But if you judge a fish b...

โ€œEverybody is a genious. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live itโ€™s whole life believing that it is stupidโ€ - Albert Einstein
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 10
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"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teac...

"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant." โ€” Scott Adams
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 10
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"When the last tree is cut down, the last fish...

"When the last tree is cut down, the last fish eaten, and the last stream poisoned, you will realize that you cannot eat money" - Alanis Obomsawin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 22
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โ€œGive a man a fish, feed him for a day...

โ€œGive a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime.โ€ - Anne Isabella Thackeray Ritchie
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 01
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"Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and...

"Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars etc., and all that dolphins do is swim in the water, eat fish and play around. Dolphins believe that they are smarter for exactly the same reasons." - Douglas Adams
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 10
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"It is possible to feel so much hate, that...

"It is possible to feel so much hate, that you stop feeling it at all. Like a Fish not knowing it's in water" โ€” G.I. Joe: Retaliation
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 18
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โ€œSell a man a fish, he eats for a day...

โ€œSell a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man how to fish, you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.โ€ -Karl Marx
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 25
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For man also knoweth not his time: as the fishes that are taken in an ev...

For man also knoweth not his time: as the fishes that are taken in an evil net, and as the birds that are caught in the snare; so are the sons of men snared in an evil time, when it falleth suddenly upon them. - The Preacher
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 30
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"The Americans have contrived to be sur...

"The Americans have contrived to be surrounded on two sides by weak neighbors and on two sides - by fish!" Otto von Bismarck
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 07
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"Only the ...

"Only the dead fish float to the top."
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 21
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Many men go fishing all of their li...

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after -- Henry David Thoreau
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 05
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โ€œEveryone is a genius in their own way, but is you j...

โ€œEveryone is a genius in their own way, but is you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life thinking itโ€™s stupidโ€.-Albert Einstein
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 29
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"Life is a lot li...

"Life is a lot like fishing. I don't like fishing." - Ken
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 08
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"A fish with his mo...

"A fish with his mouth closed never gets caught." - Tonny Acordo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 25
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"When you fish for love...

"When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain." -Mark Twain
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 04
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A fish with h...

A fish with his mouth closed never gets caught.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 09
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"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a...

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish" - Anonymous
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 17
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"A fishing rod is a stick wi...

"A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other." โ€” Samuel Johnson
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 19
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โ€œGive a man a fish, and heโ€™ll eat for a da...

โ€œGive a man a fish, and heโ€™ll eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and heโ€™ll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.โ€ - George Carlin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 15
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"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a...

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish" - Anonymous
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 17
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"Only when the last tree has died and the last riv...

"Only when the last tree has died and the last river been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise we cannot eat money." - Cree Indian Proverb
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 23
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North American Indians have a saying: 'Only when the last ...

North American Indians have a saying: 'Only when the last tree has died and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish been caught will we realise that we cannot eat money.'
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 25
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"Only after the last tree is cut, and the last river ...

"Only after the last tree is cut, and the last river poisoned. Only after the last fish is caught, will we find that money cannot be eaten." Lamb of God - Reclamation
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 26
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Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by...

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. -- Albert Einstein
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 28
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"Last year I went fishing with Salvad...

"Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish." โ€” Steven Wright
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 03
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If you give me fish, I will ea...

If you give me fish, I will eat today. If you teach me how to fish, I will eat my whole life long.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 26
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I think the reason why we got into such idiocy in investment management is best illustrated by a ...

I think the reason why we got into such idiocy in investment management is best illustrated by a story that I tell about the guy who sold fishing tackle. I asked him, "My God, they're purple and green. Do fish really take these lures?" And he said, "Mister, I don't sell to fish." -- Charlie Munger
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 29
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There's a fine line between fi...

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot." - Steven Wright
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 21
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Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fis...

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live it's whole life believing it is stupid. - Einstein
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 05
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"When the last tree is cut, the last fish is caught, and the last river is p...

"When the last tree is cut, the last fish is caught, and the last river is polluted; when to breathe the air is sickening, you will realize, too late, that wealth is not in bank accounts and that you canโ€™t eat money." - Alanis Obomsawin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 10
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"Fish die belly upward, and ...

"Fish die belly upward, and float to the surface. It's their way of falling." - Andrรฉ Gide
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โ€œEverybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish b...

โ€œEverybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.โ€ - Albert Einstein
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 13
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"If only I could tell myself there's plenty fish in the sea. But see, the sea is fu...

"If only I could tell myself there's plenty fish in the sea. But see, the sea is full of sharks, fake guppies and greed. And as I find myself drownin' while I'm fightin' to breathe, I realize that I'm in love with what I thought we couldโ€ฆ be" - Witt Lowry
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 11
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Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it; but while I...

Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it; but while I drink I see the sandy bottom and detect how shallow it is. Its thin current slides away, but eternity remains. -- Henry David Thoreau, Walden
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 13
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Don't be a ...

Don't be a big fish in a small pond ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ˜‰
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 07
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"Even a fish wouldn't get ...

"Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut." - Korean Proverb.
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If you judge a fish by its ability t...

If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree then, it will lives its whole life thinking that , it is stupid.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 16
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Only dea...

Only dead fish go with the flow
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 26
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"We weep for a birdโ€™s cry, but n...

"We weep for a birdโ€™s cry, but not for a fishโ€™s blood. Blessed are those with a voice." - Mamoru Oshii
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 27
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โ€œKindly let me help you or you wi...

โ€œKindly let me help you or you will drown,โ€ said the monkey putting the fish safely up a tree. -Alan Watts
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 10
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Give a man a fish, and he will e...

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man how to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime.
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 17
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