Fields Quotes

β€œIf you can't dazzle them ...

β€œIf you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.” - W.C. Fields
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"Once, during Prohibition, I was...

"Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water." - W. C. Fields
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"I've never struck a wom...

"I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother." β€” W. C. Fields
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"Horse sense is the thing a h...

"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. " - W. C. Fields
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"I am free of all pre...

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally." β€” W. C. Fields
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β€˜I’ve been on a diet for two week...

β€˜I’ve been on a diet for two weeks, and all I’ve lost is fourteen days’ - Totie Fields, American actress.
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I personally stay away from natura...

I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get. ....W. C. Fields
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"[...]We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing...

"[...]We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER[...]" -- Winston Churchill
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05
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"Horse sense is the thing a ...

"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people." β€” W. C. Fields
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"A woman once drove me to d...

"A woman once drove me to drink and I never had the decency to thank her." -W.C. Fields
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08
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"Most advances in science come when ...

"Most advances in science come when a person for one reason or another is forced to change fields." β€” Peter Borden
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27
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"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody fo...

"Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water." β€” W. C. Fields
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09
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"I drink therefore I am." -...

"I drink therefore I am." - W. C. Fields (died from alcohol-related stomach hemorrhage)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15
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"Some weasel took...

"Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch." β€” W. C. Fields
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28
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β€œThe little cares that fretted me, I lo...

β€œThe little cares that fretted me, I lost them yesterday Among the fields above the sea, Among the winds at play.” - Unknown
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Wondering if you're happy is a gr...

Wondering if you're happy is a great shortcut to just being depressed. β€”Dorothea Fields, 20th Century Women
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I was living the American d...

I was living the American dream and I realized it wasn’t my dream. Joshua Fields Millburn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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"It ain't what they c...

"It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to."-- W. C. Fields
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01
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"If you can't dazzle them ...

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit." - W.C. Fields
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25
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Aaron Swartz: "Creativity comes f...

Aaron Swartz: "Creativity comes from applying things you learn in other fields to the field you work in."
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β€œI am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Ei...

β€œI am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops.” - Stephen Jay Gould
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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I cook with wine, so...

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. - W.C. Fields
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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"I always keep a supply of stimul...

"I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy." β€” W. C. Fields
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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"Some weasel took...

"Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch." β€” W. C. Fields
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25
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"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Ei...

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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"I never vote for a...

"I never vote for anyone; I always vote against." β€” W. C. Fields
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03
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"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Ei...

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05
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If at first you don't succeed, try, ...

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit, theres's no use being a damn fool about it. -W.C. Fields
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"Always carry a flagon of whiskey ...

"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite. Furthermore, always carry a small snake." - WC Fields
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26
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β€œIf you can't dazzle them ...

β€œIf you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.” - W.C. Fields
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10
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Growth and comfort don’...

Growth and comfort don’t spend time in the same room. -Joshua Fields Millburn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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'If you can't dazzle them ...

'If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.' ― W.C. Fields
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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"If you find yourself alone, riding in green fields with...

"If you find yourself alone, riding in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium and you are already dead!" - Maximus Decimus Meridius
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08
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"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Ei...

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein's brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." -Stephen Jay Gould
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08
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"Last week, I went to...

"Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed." β€” W. C. Fields
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 21
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"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Ei...

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 15
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"I love the winter, with its imprisonme...

"I love the winter, with its imprisonment and its cold, for it compels the prisoner to try new fields and resources." Thoreau
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03
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β€œAre the people you are listening to experts in selling or experts in their...

β€œAre the people you are listening to experts in selling or experts in their given fields or both? Many can sell their services with a greater expertise than the expertise they have in the services they are selling." - Loren Weisman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28
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"A woman once drove me to d...

"A woman once drove me to drink, and I never had the decency to thank her." -W. C. Fields
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"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on t...

"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, We shall never surrender. - Churchill.
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