Fat Quotes

β€œNations are like people. When they grow old and rich and fat t...

β€œNations are like people. When they grow old and rich and fat they get conservative. They exhaust their energy trying to keep things the way they are - and that’s against nature.” - Patrick Frank
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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"The two symbols of the Republican Party...

"The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change." β€” Seth MacFarlane
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09
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"The healthiest thing we can do for ourselves is ...

"The healthiest thing we can do for ourselves is burn fat, eat healthy, and grow muscle. Unless you're poor, then I'd recommend doing the opposite." -- me
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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"No-one ever asks Santa what he ...

"No-one ever asks Santa what he wants for Christmas. Bless him. The fat, bearded pisshead.” - Danny Dyer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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"A lot of fellows nowadays have a ...

"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B." β€” Fats Domino
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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β€œHuge brains, small necks, weak muscles, and fat ...

β€œHuge brains, small necks, weak muscles, and fat walletsβ€”these are the dominant characteristics of the ’80sβ€”the generation of swine.” β€”Hunter S. Thompson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26
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"No human being is β€˜illegal’. That is a contradiction in terms. Human beings can be beauti...

"No human being is β€˜illegal’. That is a contradiction in terms. Human beings can be beautiful or more beautiful, they can be fat or skinny, they can be right or wrong, but illegal? How can a human being be illegal?" - Elie Wiesel (Holocaust Survivor, Nobel Peace Prize Winner)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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Hunger is ...

Hunger is just fat leaving your body
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10
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β€œI don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual,...

β€œI don't care if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. If you're nice to me, i'll be nice to you. Simple as that!”- Eminem
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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Only Irish coffee provides in a single ...

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. β€”Alex Levine
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13
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"Rome, they say, wasn't b...

"Rome, they say, wasn't built in a day, or romance built in a night" - Fats Waller
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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"Nothing turns on a...

"Nothing turns on a man more than a girl having a big fat heart"
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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"Middle class was a dream sold to countless Americans as a good goal toward which ...

"Middle class was a dream sold to countless Americans as a good goal toward which they should strive. Yet in reality, it is really only close to "good" & probably better decribed as a mousetrap with a big fat piece of cheese on it". - Grant Cordone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18
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"If I were running The View I'd fire Rosie. ...

"If I were running The View I'd fire Rosie. I'd look her right in that fat ugly face of hers. I'd say 'Rosie, you're fired.'" - Donald Trump
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20
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Look a fat horse! ...

Look a fat horse! - some kid at the zoo talking about a tapir
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08
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"Diets are just a good w...

"Diets are just a good way to remind me why I'm okay with being fat." - TJ Kirk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26
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Wine does not make you FAT .... it ...

Wine does not make you FAT .... it makes you LEAN .... (against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21
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Rhinos a...

Rhinos are fat Unicorns ~ Dave
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22
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"A lot of fellows nowadays have a ...

"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B." β€” Fats Domino
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08
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Irish coffee is the perfect breakfast bec...

Irish coffee is the perfect breakfast because it contains all four adult food groups: fat, sugar, caffeine and alcohol. - Anonymous
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01
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β€œNo person, I think, ever saw a herd of buffalo, of which a few were fat and the great ma...

β€œNo person, I think, ever saw a herd of buffalo, of which a few were fat and the great majority lean. No person ever saw a flock of birds, of which two or three were swimming in grease, and the others all skin and bone.” –Henry George American political economist (1839-1897)
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26
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"Is fat really the worst thing a human being can b...

"Is fat really the worst thing a human being can be? Is fat worse than vindictive, jealous, shallow, vain, boring, evil, or cruel? Not to me." β€” J. K. Rowling
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27
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"Thinking clearly is like weight lift...

"Thinking clearly is like weight lifting, like body bulding. If you don't put enough effort it will go fat and blunt."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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I found there was only one w...

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. -Rodney Dangerfield
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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"Fat, drunk and stupid is no ...

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son" - The uptight Dean from Animal House
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18
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β€œCrazy Fat is bet...

β€œCrazy Fat is better than Lazy Fat” ― Krishnendu Pramanick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be abl...

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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"Fate is merely the trifli...

"Fate is merely the trifling lullaby of fat kings and whores." ~ Maestro Brenf Broign
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23
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"I eat because I'm un...

"I eat because I'm unhappy, and I'm unhappy because I eat" -Fat Bastard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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"I've got more chi...

"I've got more chins than the Chinese phone book" -Fat Bastard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29
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"None of us wanted to be the bass play...

"None of us wanted to be the bass player. In our minds he was the fat guy who always played at the back." – Paul McCartney
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26
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Life's too ...

Life's too short to dance with fat chicks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21
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You see a lot of fat people, you s...

You see a lot of fat people, you see a lot of old people, but you don't see a lot of fat old people. - Unknown
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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β€œOnly Irish coffee provides in a single ...

β€œOnly Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.” ― Alex Levine
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17
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"Being fat is...

"Being fat is better than being anorexic." - Me
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
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Well, you'll never fly in it, you're...

Well, you'll never fly in it, you're too fat to be an astronaut. - Prince Philip to a 13 year old aspiring astronaut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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The best things in ...

The best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05
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'Hurt me,' she begged, raising her skirt as she bent ov...

'Hurt me,' she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench. 'Very well,' I replied, 'You've got fat ankles and no dress sense.' -- Stephen Fry, 50 Sheds of Grey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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β€œLife is a big fat gigantic sti...

β€œLife is a big fat gigantic stinking mess, that's the beauty of it, too.” ― Gayle Forman, If I Stay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25
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"Maybe I am nothing but a fat, disgusting piece of shit! But you know what? It doe...

"Maybe I am nothing but a fat, disgusting piece of shit! But you know what? It doesn't matter if you're smart, dumb, ugly, pretty... it's all the same once you're dead! And a corpse can't laugh. From now on, if anyone makes fun of me... I'll kill 'em."
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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Ever made love to the woman of your drea...

Ever made love to the woman of your dreams, In a room full of money out in London and she screams? - Fat Bastard aka Rick Ross
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06
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"I got a ...

"I got a big fat ass" -Nicki Minaj
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19
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Half then world is too fat, half the ...

Half then world is too fat, half the world is too skinny, and you're content just sitting watching the telly? -Dr. who
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02
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